AFC South Fever-Catch It! Your Thursday Nighter Open Thread

Indy @ Hou: Arian is coming back to full strength against the right team-versus the Colts he averages a TD per game, 120 rush yards and 6 ypc. Is there anyone who can’t  run against Indy? I don’t think so. Here’s betting that Mallethoyer has the sort of game that will have the Texan fan screaming for Hoyermallet to start the following week. As of this writing (Wednesday) both Luck and Hasselbeck were questionable which led to the re-signing of Josh Johnson. Needless to say, one of the questionables will be dragging his carcass onto the field Thursday evening. You know how teams end up regretting not re-upping a star player because he ended up on a division rival and went on to show that he could still be productive?-Texans management doesn’t feel that way about Andre Johnson. At the rate he’s going, Donte Moncrief (no relation to Sidney Moncrief, the do-everything 6’4″ guard for the Milwaukee Bucks in the 80’s that was asked to guard everyone from Jordan to Dr. J to Larry Bird and never got the credit he deserved and was my childhood hero, dammit!) is going to be the guy that ends up getting double coverage, leaving T.Y. to wonder, “hey, what about me?”.

 

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evilbeaver8

That short pass to the tight-end picked up huge yards but for the penalty. Lets try a low percentage over the shoulder side line fade.

Moonbatting Average

Haha!

Wakezilla

Just enough time for Houstonians to march down the field, score a touchdown and go for 2.

Wakezilla

Tipton? More like Dropton!

makeitsnowondem

gotta throw less to tipton and more to catchton imo

Sharkbait

Guys. We’re satiated.

–Flag gods.

Dick E. Phuck

Why would the Colts pick up old retreads?
Because Ryan Grigson, that’s why.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
makeitsnowondem

Punt now, Colts. You gotta put D’Qwell back on the field.

JerryJones-Thugs-N-Harmony

Is ksk just bud light ads now?

Wakezilla

KSK doesn’t even exist anymore

JustStopDude

Holy shit I just went over there to check it out. What a mess of a site.

The Right Reverend Electric Mayhem

It’s name was Robert Paulson. It’s name was Robert Paulsen.

WCS

Nothing gets a pair of house cats who normally loathe one another to find species harmony like an empty cardboard box.

Sill Bimmons

My old cats still do that at my parents’ house.

JustStopDude

My parrot goes fucking ape shit for beer boxes…or really any box.

WCS

Was O’Brien trying not to shart?

King Hippo

That was my thought. Looked pretty desperate, along with a hint of “why did I have to wear light colored pants?” angst.

blaxabbath

Make It Snow inspired me to look up my first KOTW…

Blaxabbath

Those protesters should be attractive Miss Alabama contestants.

“Oh yeah, I’d like to shoot at that…all over those tight little tummies…”

Guess it was a crack about broadcasters ignoring the Ferguson protesters coupled with how much they liked Dalton’s backup’s girl?

Sill Bimmons

My history is deleted.

Sill Bimmons

I remember that it was something about Nickelback playing the Thanksgiving game.

I don’t think film drunk will last another 6 months. Is there any particular reason Uproxx fucked over their existing products. I mean you can produce your click-bait shallow dreck but still allow your high quality niche products to continue (a la Fox with FX)

It’s like holy water to vampires or equal rights to the GOP- so repellent to their very nature that they cannot stand the existence of such a thing in their headspace.

The Right Reverend Electric Mayhem

Is Novak “Butters” from KSK?

evilbeaver8

Can anyone explain to me why the clock stopped at 6:52?

Wakezilla

Not enough flags for the flag gods

Sharkbait

Are the upright flags really necessary inside a dome?

entropy

The cheese-influenced “winds” inside Indy’s stadium say yes.

Sill Bimmons

YAY I KICK GOOD

JerryJones-Thugs-N-Harmony

Houston should hire Brenden Rodgers just for the laughs

Smithchez

So the Colts are essentially the new Bengals, right? A productive regular season followed by a guaranteed early to mid round playoff exit due to their inability to beat even the most mediocre playoff-worthy competition?

evilbeaver8

When have the Bengals ever made it to the Mid-rounds of the playoffs?

The Right Reverend Electric Mayhem

198something?

The Right Reverend Electric Mayhem

The Bengals are still the Bengals. Just with fewer arrests.

makeitsnowondem

BRING BACK MA(lle)TT

entropy

Brian Hoyer, mobile quarterback!

King Hippo

I have no goddamned idea why I am still up and watching this dreck.

entropy

You hate yourself?

You’re a self-loathing misanthrope?

Old School Zero

CONCUSSION RRAAAAAAGGGGEEEE!

Wakezilla

Did you bet on the Blue Jays?

entropy

She is impressive.

Dick E. Phuck

“Great play, English!”
-Andrew Luck

makeitsnowondem

TOM HIDDLESTON: This house is keeping things alive when they shouldn’t be.

CARSON PALMER: Hey! Hi!

Downfield Matriculator

I may not know AARP, but I know MILF when I see it.

Sill Bimmons

18 week regular season
16 game regular season
2 byes ensures minimum of 9 days rest for both Thursday Night participants every week
Thursday Night goes from the worst game of the week to the best

blaxabbath

Sure but the fucking UNION won’t let it happen!

Sill Bimmons

Give them all copies of A People’s History Of The United States.

JustStopDude
JerryJones-Thugs-N-Harmony

Not a fan of drake but his album with future is pretty damn good, not run the jewels but then again what is

Wakezilla

Oh god. Again with the Hockey Night in Canada commercials. No kid in 2015 is writing a letter to a hockey player when they can tweet that shit.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Sharkbait

QB controversy?

litre_cola

Who is more mediocre?

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Th morest.

Smithchez

That was the shitty touchdown that drive deserved

Dick E. Phuck

But doesn’t need right now.

King Hippo

4 TDs for 2 WRs that nobody started, even in our 20-team leagues.

Dick E. Phuck

No flags? I’ll be damned.

Sill Bimmons

Haha Fleener.

Claymaker

Uhh it definitely fucking matters if he could have caught the ball without the interference, Pheeel.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Jeannette Lynne’a

Another convert to the adage: “The Higher the Hair,– The Closer to God!”..

http://40.media.tumblr.com/a69d38648f992dbd2a49b40f0dc78f5b/tumblr_nsvpq9qnC71qmmr9io1_1280.jpg

King Hippo

christ, what a stupid penalty to take

Thrillhouse

Frags for the frag god.

Dick E. Phuck

I wish Trent Richardson were still there, at least I could laugh at him.

Smithchez

Thursday Night Football! ALL FLAGS ALL THE TIME

Someone send in the Black Templars to do battle against the forces of Bleeargh, the Chaos God of penalties.

Sharkbait

MOAR FRAGS!

King Hippo

of course Rahim Moore doing something good can’t possibly count

makeitsnowondem

The first time I ever got a KotW, it was for burning Rahim Moore. Fuck that guy.