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I thought about doing one of my usual half-assed breakdowns for this game but the Jags don’t matter (okay, here’s one thing I learned-they’re the only team that doesn’t have a running TD after six weeks) and it would most likely result in a breakdown on my part. I checked Weather Underground, a site that provides weather updates for games all ’round your fair nation. London forecast? N/A. Someone, or a series of someones at the site wasn’t able to go to one of the major weather sites and punch in “London, United Kingdom”. I’m SMGDH over here. By the by, it’ll be overcast for the game. It’s not often that one gets to “pre-game” during an actual game, whether it takes the form of cooking yourself some eggs, going to the gym/church or waiting for the beer store to open so have at it. Me? I’ve got my polar bear jammy bottoms on, gonna fold me some laundry, hit the treadmill and make the gang some breakfast once they drag their pathetic carcasses out of bed. What are you up to?
Your Pyjamas-Only Bills/Jags “Tumble In The Fog” Thread
FUCK!
Too much time. Setting this up perfectly for Buffalo to half ass tie it for overtime.
Oh Bills.
Is this game really like this, or has my caffeine just not sunk in yet? What a horrible, yet weirdly suspenseful game.
We secretly replaced your coffee with peyote. Let’s see if anyone notices.
Serious question: is this the first time in years anyone has deliberately gone to the Yahoo site? I mean, actively typed in the URL and all, not just been redirected there on a bullshit Google search result.
Its kind of like when the news came out that the head of the CIA had his personal email hacked.
What surprised me the most was it was an AOL account…like wtf?
I use it as a Search Engine, but I’m at least six years behind the times. I literally got my first iPhone this year.
I’ve always preferred their fantasy formats. But this is the first time I’ve visited the site proper in an eternity.
How dare that Defensive Back be on the field during an Offensive Play. Doesn’t he know this is 2015?
The team that makes the most mistakes “wins”.
Did…did I just hear Bortles say “never mind” during an audible?
(Bortles overthrows receiver by 20 yards)
“That’s a poor effort by the receiver.”
I clied back from Queen at Wembley in time to hear, “Great effort by Bortles,” and before I saw the outcome I knew it was a dropped pass.
HEY IF THE RECEIVER’S HEAD WAS IN THE FUCKING GAME, HE WOULD HAVE BEEN BORN 12 FOOT 3!!!
Of course, the penalty ended up gaining the Bills 4 yards of field position. FULL JAGURAS!
Fuck it..I’m moving onto Japanese gay sex game shows…
Fuck this I’m gonna watch something entertaining from Wembley:
You can’t spell “throw it up for grabs” without Bortles.
These Excessive Celebration penalties are stupid. They just came back to take the lead after being down by three scores, but they can’t be happy about it. They’re not Vulcans!
I immediately like any team that isn’t the Cowboys and gets an excessive celebration penalty.
Bortles looks like a younger, thinner, worse, and so-far-less-rapey Big Ben.
This really is epic, even by Jagura standards.
So the NFL is trying to have the Jaguars move to London. They do understand that London has to accept the franchise, right?
They’ll take what we give them and they’ll like it, DAMMIT!
I’m impressed by the Jags ability to piss away a game.
JAGURAS ALL DAY
It’s always nice to have some freshly brewed derp first thing in the morning.
So the refs are just gonna ignore that tackle prior to the interception, huh?
US: “EJ Manuel is a shitty QB!”
Bortles: “Challenge Accepted!”
Nice to see the kicker getting loose on the sideline by throwing a few passes.
Stupid stream. It started to buffer and I thought I was having a stroke.
Jesus can anyone on the Jags catch the goddamn ball? So far today their defense has better receptions.
They really should line up Telvin Smith and Posluszny on offense.
Then again…with Bort…would it really fucking matter?
This game is like a car wreck; I can’t help but check it out.
If you’re gonna commit pass interference, make sure it’s on a horrible uncatchable throw and committed in the most blatant way possible.
This damned game is going to go to Overtime.
It’s “Stoppage Time” in London.
Holy fuck, the derp this half
M. Easly? His name is Measly? One Measly TD.
You’re better than this.
That was a lot of excitement for a game this shitty.
Got to listen to the sundial in his head there.
Do these assholes have a first down the entire half?
The winners of the AFC South and NFC East should have to play a do or die game. Not to get into the playoffs or anything. The losers should just be executed.
I see Blake Bortles has Tebowian passing stats.
He just knows how to win! 3:16!!!!
CiCi’s Pizzas not only has fucking commercials…they have the budget for national commercials?!?
How much cheaper is it to get a commercial on this stream compared to real TV?
Maybe we could afford a fucking commercial?
What would do with it? Publicly ask where the hell Otto went?
I will pledge $3 of my $12 towards this worthy goal.
Well for one thing…we do better real time analysis than half the fucking announcers the NFL employs.
There has to be a way for me to make money on this. Damn it…I need it. Won’t someone think of my bookie?!? Er…I mean KIDS!!!
JJ Watt does seem like the kind of asshole to make everyone else in the locker room listen to his shitty music to get pumped up before the game.
Bro country at unbearable volume.
It’s just “Colder Weather” on repeat, until everyone is so fucking angry they HAVE to leave.
Has the game gotten better?
It is closer to the end, so “yes”.
Considering it started at rock bottom, and it really *should* have had nowhere to go but up…
No. No it has not.
Manuel is no-good at everything.
What is Gragg?
A very bad man, sayeth this Charles Clay owner staring down the barrel of 3-4.
EJ Manuel doing his best Sex Cannon impression.
Occupy Air Emirates
It’s too bad that seems like an unlikely airline to be blown up for the glory of Allah.
Shady’s dead. Dead again.
Shady’s dead. Tell a friend.
Broke his back
Broke his back
Broke his back
Riding on a motorbike in an Easter bunny costume doings tunes strikes me as a really and idea. Like this whole game.
My neighbors are leaving for Church, which means they will most likely return in time for my first unintelligible shouting at the TV during the Jets game. I hope they light a candle for my mangled soul.
How shalst the Jets fuck us over today, Lord?
Let us pray
For the New York Jets
(Second be thy place)
That they might triumph in New England
(Sack Brady Forever)
Forever and ever
(Amen)
One good thing about this yahoo feed-I’m not getting the same damn ads as I get on my Canada channels.
This game has devolved into a who-can-get-closest-to-the-endzone-without-scoring contest.
Oh, McCoy.
Talk about adding insult to injury, damn.
that’s a helpful roughing the passer call.
Even under the candy ass rules, seemed like a bad call to me.
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