Your Pyjamas-Only Bills/Jags “Tumble In The Fog” Thread

I thought about doing one of my usual half-assed breakdowns for this game but the Jags don’t matter (okay, here’s one thing I learned-they’re the only team that doesn’t have a running TD after six weeks) and it would most likely result in a breakdown on my part. I checked Weather Underground, a site that provides weather updates for games all ’round your fair nation. London forecast? N/A. Someone, or a series of someones at the site wasn’t able to go to one of the major weather sites and punch in “London, United Kingdom”. I’m SMGDH over here. By the by, it’ll be overcast for the game. It’s not often that one gets to “pre-game” during an actual game, whether it takes the form of cooking yourself some eggs, going to the gym/church or waiting for the beer store to open so have at it. Me? I’ve got my polar bear jammy bottoms on, gonna fold me some laundry, hit the treadmill and make the gang some breakfast once they drag their pathetic carcasses out of bed. What are you up to?

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entropy

So, do they just have stock footage of Rex looking pissed and confused after every Bills offensive play, or do you think that’s live each time?

King Hippo

Thrilling nil-nil Manchester Derby is over. Hammers ascend to 3rd on goal differential, City stays in 1st over Arsenal on same.

JustStopDude

You are saying words that I recognize…but the order of them is confusing me…

Is this that Iced Hockey think the Canucks are into?

entropy

Derby = horse racing. Duh.

JustStopDude

Or chicks on roller skates…

Smithchez

“We’d LOVE to have a team in Los Angeles. That’s why we keep scheduling games to air at 6:30 on Sunday mornings! Those’ll be sure to get big numbers out on the west coast.”

JustStopDude

Typical LA person…expects a sporting event to happen in London at 1am so they don’t have to wake up early…

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Morning, gents. Apparently I shouldn’t have bet on the Bills.

Sharkbait

Holy shit. They actually ID’d Tower Bridge properly.

King Hippo

Sorry, JustStopDude’s kids. You can eat next week.

entropy

Turns out Baby does *not,* in fact, need a new pair of shoes.

JustStopDude

Eh…I’ll be honest…that check was never gonna be written no matter what…

Smithchez

A pathetically easy interception that gets dropped by the DB is the most Buffalo-Jaguras play possible.

King Hippo

THIS. Fucking assholes.

entropy

Buffering….. buffering… buffering….

Sharkbait

This stream brought to you by Real Player

King Hippo

He didn’t get a piece of the ball, so that’s a straight red for me.

Sharkbait

Sent off until the early game open thread

http://i.imgur.com/GVdjQgY.gif

King Hippo

By the way, I’m expecting everyone to have some uber-tasteful homecoming float jokes for next Saturday’s JV NFL thread. Burp.

Smithchez

Nothing says “I’d like to be fired, please” like callng four straight goal line runs with Toby Gerhart

King Hippo

I thought Rexy was gonna raise Gus by running that wildcat shit again, but Manuel was just going to the sideline to get the play, I guess.

JustStopDude

At a boy Jacksonville. Don’t go for three! We need to stay under 42!

My child support payments are on the line here!!!

King Hippo

Dude, you are KILLING it today. Dok Zymm better bring her A game later on.

AM_Dusk

Wow!! Brilliant play-calling!

entropy

Upcoming safety in 5….4…. 3… (game time clock, not this webstream commercial time)

King Hippo

YOUR NAME is TOBY!!!

King Hippo

Insufficient grit.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

For the guy who thinks Marissa Mayer doesn’t laugh:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mcSujceZDmg

entropy

No, no, I don’t mean she doesn’t laugh at all, just in the looping gif of her eating blueberries.

entropy

I know it’s early, but this is really all I want to see all afternoon:

http://cdn1.sbnation.com/imported_assets/925296/bradypwn.gif

entropy
JustStopDude

This game…

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ChemBro001

Michael Irvin is slowly becoming Delroy Lindo

Sharkbait

No Doopy Pantz today.

entropy

I… I can’t tell if this is a positive, or a negative.

entropy

Mornin’, everybody. I woke up and discovered my TV provider allows Yahoo to stream through my DVR service, which was nice, and then I remembered who was playing, which was not.

I watched the 3-minute Jags scoring/defensive juggernaut and then decided to start laundry. While in the basement, I walked into my attached garage and found that someone had brought and never consumed a case of Not Your Father’s Rootbeer, so I’m gonna get Girl Drink Drunk for the 1 PM games.

JustStopDude

OH MY GOD I DIDNT EVEN CONSIDER THIS…WHOLE IS THE YAHOO HALFTIME CREW?!?

THEY CAN’T BE WORSE THAN CBS AND FOX RIGHT??!? RIGHT???!?

JustStopDude

Who…not whole…

entropy

They could certainly be worse. Never ever assume otherwise.

Sharkbait

Still not Berman, so they’ve got that going for them

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

It will just be a looped gif of Marissa Mayer eating blueberries and laughing.

entropy

She doesn’t laugh.

JustStopDude

http://cdn.makeagif.com/media/10-24-2015/INW8gd.gif

Fuck it…I’m drinking…never gonna make the under now…

King Hippo

Shady is a really good blocker.

Redshirt

Per ESPN: EJ Manuel had three turnovers in 2:24.

Have to ask whose the backup? if they don’t have one, an Emergency QB would seem better (WR, RB, DB or an actual buffalo).

entropy

It’s “journeyman QB Josh Johnson,” who maybe knows 1/16th of the plays, which is maybe half of what Manuel knows. Of course, the ones EJ knows all end up in the hands of the other team, so hopefully Josh knows a different subset.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly
King Hippo

So why can’t Manuel find him smgdh

King Hippo

Super Mario. NC Muthafuckin State!

King Hippo

Not Charles. Clay. Fucking shite.

JustStopDude
Bugg

Today Bills fans wake up to the fact that the beautiful Rex Ryan girl they thought had great potential for Sunday dinner with mom and pop is in fact really a crazy alcoholic STD-riddled whore bitch. You were warned.

Redshirt

New York Jets fans sadly, knowingly nod.

Porky Prime

My nephew nods too.

King Hippo

Ummm, I don’t believe Manuel’s problem is “thinking too much.” Nobody will ever accuse a Seminole man of that.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Dan Snyder might. “Just take the damn tractor and say thank you!”

King Hippo

I could use some Charles Clay garbage time. Oh yes, I could.

New Game: guess what Rex did in a past life to be deserving of all the shitty QBs on his teams.

Sharkbait

Opposed the introduction of the forward pass.

Horatio Cornblower

I’ll bet it had something to do with feet.

blordinaryfagicmox
Bugg

Nothing says great bye week prep like Rex Ryan. OHBOYILLTELLYA.

Redshirt

London hasn’t seen a beating this bad since the Luftwaffe crossed the channel.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

When this train left L.A., the announcer said repeatedly that you’re not allowed to consume “personal alcohol” on the train. seriously, he said it like three times.

Redshirt

“Not allowed to consume ‘personal alcohol'”?

Does the train have a bar or something?

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Yes. They just announced that it’s Bloody Mary Sunday.

theeWeeBabySeamus

Just tell ’em you brought your impersonal alcohol…so fuck off.

entropy

I think if you brought enough for everybody, it’s OK. The “Middle School Chewing Gum Rule” has real world implications after all.

ChemBro001

Am I having a stroke? Is this real life?

Sharkbait

I dont know. Do you smell burned toast?

ChemBro001

I smell ham sandwiches and despair

blordinaryfagicmox

The choppiness of this stream combines the non-visual nature of radio with the nausea-inducing nature of a ride on the Edmund Fitzgerald

Gratliff

Mercy rule.

King Hippo

Manuel reads defenses about as well as one would expect of a Florida State alumnus.

JustStopDude
Redshirt

Buffalo: “We need to switch QB! Hey, Flutie get over here! Flutie, I need you to go…get Rob Johnson’s phone number!”

makeitsnowondem

The fantasy audio is really quite something.

Sharkbait
Redshirt

Holy shit, Buffalo!

makeitsnowondem

Keep calm and OH SHIT

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Has anyone seen this movie? I’m on a train that’s full of Raiders fans, it’s basically the same story.

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JustStopDude

Yup. Classic flick. One of those movies that would get remade today but utterly clueless shitheads who never watched the original and even if they did, could not understand the different between this film and Juwanna Man.

JustStopDude

*By not but…

sorry…its early…