Another two only games at four p.m. Embrace your freedom of choice, America.
NYJ @ Oak: At 4-2 and 3-3 respectively, the Jets and Raiders have matched last season’s win totals. The Jets have done it with a suffocating D and the Raiders have beaten up the teams they were supposed to. That’s what respectability is like Oakland-you may like it. WR Cooper is getting all the tough lessons out of the way quickly and he’s doing just fine. He’s got Revis today and you may think that’s the end of him but he’s already battled Patrick Peterson, Pacman, Haden and Talib so I expect he’ll get his. I shudder to think what he’ll be capable of in two years time.
Sea @ Dal: The ‘Hawks need this one bad so that they can go into the bye at .500. Yet Dallas at 2-4 needs this even more in order to immerse themselves in the miasma that is contention in the NFC East. Dez may play or he may not play. Either way he will stomp on the sidelines thinking to himself, “try to upstage me Hardy? I’ll show YOU who’s the wonkiest prima donna on this team”.
Jets and Cowboys: BIDDING WAR for Tom Tupa.
Vinny Testaverde is probably still available. And of course, one Rex Grossman.
So there’s a cameraman whose sole job is to track Hardy for the entire game, right?
Time for Dallas to liquidate and rebuild, yeah!
YEEHAW BURN THIS MOTHERFUCKER TO THE GROUND CAUSE I’M GODDAMN CRAZY
SUCK! SUCK! SUCK!
BUT SOMEHOW that HELPS the fuckers
Matt Sacksell
Weren;t even set. DUMBEST QUARTER EVER
Oh my god. This is delicious.
“He can’t just go and spike the football.”
He can if he’s on Rutgers!
CASSEL’D
STILL NOT IRONY, ASSHOLE
I don’t give a fuck if his arm was moving forward. The ball was moving straight into the air.
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
I give up on any Seahawks game ending in a normal fashion.
This is the stupidest quarter of footbaw I’ve seen in a long time.
Did you not watch the early games?
not WORST, just STUPIDEST
Didn’t you watch the Jets’ last 3 drives?
C’mon refs. Fuck this up. Make my night.
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Uhhh…
That’s absolutely not a fumble.
Just saw my first Fred Thompson reverse-morgue commercial…
Too soon?
OH MHY GOD EYS:OEIFJS:KLEFJS:E YSO
CUMMING SO HARD
FFSFSFSFDSDFSFDaerwgfawefae
Greg Hardy is going to slap so many clipboards out of coaches hands if they don’t find a way to come back
I start leaving the stadium at “Here comes Matt Cassell.”
Let’s not forget about the many miraculous non-comebacks by Tony too, Joe.
You guys, I’m starting to wonder if the Seahawks coaching staff is any good.
Nope.
I’ve seen better play calling in Madden
Stop fucking this up, Seattle.
You know it’s stupid when even Troy understands (but it’s Carroll who called the dumb play and deserves the blame).
We just had a commercial break. I am sure Troy doesn’t even remember what country he is in now.
I’m Idaho!
Well, Pete Carroll just gave them a chance. Run 3 times to the middle of the field and they could have kicked with 30 seconds left. Dumb fucking truther asshole.
Would that be a #moneyrun?
This game should be entertaining at least for the last few minutes, it is not. I think I hit equal levels of hate for both of these teams. How did you drop from quirky upstart to as unlikeable as the Cowboys so fast Seahawks?
You want to make sure not to leave too much time for Matt Cassel to beat you, obviously.
This game is JetsAIDS
Didn’t Denzel Washington star in a movie about that?
Somebody call Tom Tupa!
“Geno Smith, back in.”
WHAT THE FUCK WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT
Even the announcers think it’s a poor call
Fitzmagic is like “FUCK IT, I’LL DO IT LIVE”
http://www.quickmeme.com/img/1f/1facd215685dd6e96b2208cf6ca1179035515d9d0a07626ae19fcc164bc8fd84.jpg
Is that the same Lockett that was dead earlier?
His non-union, WASP counterpart.
All the Jets are dying
Well, we had a good run.
No one believes that
Obvious personal foul for taunting the guy on the ground ignored
MAXIMUM GENO
THIS GENO SMITH, I CALL HIM BANDIT KEITH BECAUSE WHY THE HELL WOULD YOU CHOOSE GENO SMITH, HE SUCKS.
/In America
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Field goals are too easy, you guys.
http://41.media.tumblr.com/c4036f09725352c2d2d64e3b1b7d7881/tumblr_nwn0z839En1sfjv6qo1_1280.jpg
smgdh
Geno Smith is still Geno Smith.
This was an awful game.
Here comes FG #6. FEEL TEH EXCITE!!
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Kill it with fire. Why would you live so close to things that can kill you with little to no effort?
Especially when the rest of your surroundings are…FUCKING FLORIDA??
I share Archer’s fear of Alligators and Crocodiles. Make this go away.
/runs away
http://38.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lop2u1hjEe1qbuh4jo1_500.gif
Just not in the NFL.
Geno. WOMP WOMP
And on this the first day of November, Southern California finally found Fall.
It’s goddamn beautiful out there.
I can grill all damn year if I have to.
So how was everyone’s Halloween?
http://i.imgur.com/xMsxSRH.gif
Looks like you had a ball?
Mine fell flat.
Yep, mine was kinda flaccid and disappointing too.
I drank.
So there’s that on top of it.
Lady friend of mine kissed me, so it was a pretty good night. I don’t think she meant anything by it, but it counts for me.
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Fred Thompson just died at 73. “This business will get out of hand…. it will get out of hand and we’ll be lucky to live through it…”
The perennial presidential candidate/Law and Order character?
Yea
I think he’s probably still a stronger candidate than anyone in the Republican field.
This batch is insane. Carson actually fixed my back as a kid. I don’t remember him being fucking crazy.
Its terrifying that Trump appears the least insane. Like that fucker Ted Cruz…jesus he comes off like the human equivalent of rape. Dude just seems straight up evil.
He was only 73? I thought he was at crazy 65+ year old that hates young people for much longer than 8 years