Your NYJ/Oak, Sea/Dal Open Thread

Another two only games at four p.m. Embrace your freedom of choice, America.

NYJ @ Oak: At 4-2 and 3-3 respectively, the Jets and Raiders have matched last season’s win totals. The Jets have done it with a suffocating D and the Raiders have beaten up the teams they were supposed to. That’s what respectability is like Oakland-you may like it. WR Cooper is getting all the tough lessons out of the way quickly and he’s doing just fine. He’s got Revis today and you may think that’s the end of him but he’s already battled Patrick Peterson, Pacman, Haden and Talib so I expect he’ll get his. I shudder to think what he’ll be capable of in two years time.

Sea @ Dal: The ‘Hawks need this one bad so that they can go into the bye at .500. Yet Dallas at 2-4 needs this even more in order to immerse themselves in the miasma that is contention in the NFC East. Dez may play or he may not play. Either way he will stomp on the sidelines thinking to himself, “try to upstage me Hardy? I’ll show YOU who’s the wonkiest prima donna on this team”.

 

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Senor Weaselo

We still don’t know what “going to the ground” means.

Bortleback

I’m sure Reggie Bush wishes he’d gone a bit slower and not torn his ACL

Senor Weaselo

And Marshall is down again.

JustStopDude

I guess that is why you let the dude get away with attacking one of your coaches on the sidelines…

King Hippo

unfortunately, yes

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

He has enough assault rifles to cover an entire couch. I think they just didn’t want him to come back the day after he is cut with a gun.

WCS

So many futons are in trouble tonight.

Spanky Datass

GUNZ BLAZIN’!!!!!1!!1!

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Sill Bimmons

See you for the night game.

Sill Bimmons

Got on the Paoli/Thorndale line to come home.

20 students get on at the Bryn Mawr stop.

I think to myself, “Dear Chronicle Of Higher Education…”

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

I tried to nap my afternoon away so I could be up for the Packers game which might be the only good game of the day, but because of daylight savings and my clocks being wrong I got up 2 hours early because I got the direction change wrong from my groggy state

Sill Bimmons

hey guys

Bortleback

Howdy

WCS

Sup, G?
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Spanky Datass

sup

i made basil pesto with pumpkin seeds and garlic yesterday its good

Moonbatting Average

So Oakland can score at will with Cooper shut down. I find that unsettling

JustStopDude

ops…just woke up. So…what have I missed?

Judging from NFL.com, the Ravens have managed to win and still regress…

WCS

Does anyone else want the World Series to go 21 games so we’re spared Buck for another three weeks?

JustStopDude

The biggest thing that drove me nuts when the Orioles were doing better was seeing their games televised on ESPN and the playoff games.

Dear god I really appreciate the Orioles announcing teams whenever they don’t do it.

Bortleback

With the way that Cassel is rushing they might as well just start running the option for the rest of the game. Foolproof plan. Then they can fire that passing game coordinator.

King Hippo

CasselVANIA, ELITE rusher

John Difool

Great news on Lockett, just a really bad concussion……although that’s pretty sucky news, at least he’ll be back eventually.

Moonbatting Average

Good-ish news

litre_cola

Steve Smith stole the ELITE today?

Romonobyl

Getting dark and the grass won’t cut itself. Gonna DVR this mess and I’ll see you donut-punchers for the late show.

litre_cola

I reiterate, WHY THE FUCK IS THERE ONLY 2 GAMES GOODELL????

Romonobyl

Helluva way to end a half.

Doktor Zymm

How the hell can the NFL deny ex-players health care when shit like that happens? What a bunch of bastards.

King Hippo

THIS

Beastmode Ate My Baby

Very true.

King Hippo

I mean, when you see how these asshole Ivy League universities set up these enormous endowments…it should be a piece of cake for the NFL to set up a health care endowment.

Doktor Zymm

Exactly! And if they really insist on being assholes about it, they could have active players pay into it.

Romonobyl

True, even the military covers their own (mostly), and they get shot at!

ThePirateSloth

THIS×1000

Bortleback

Notable injuries today: EVERYONE

Gratliff

Oh shit. He’s Team Bella.

Redshirt

Thank God.

King Hippo

Hand movement

John Difool

Hopefully just a wicked stinger and nothing permanent.

Bloody Lethal

Looking not good for Lockette.

litre_cola

The injury gods aren’t appeased yet???

Dear Jets D, please stop making Carr look like the love child of Joe Montana and Dan Marino.

ThePirateSloth

Christ, I hope Lockette is ok.

Beastmode Ate My Baby

Me too. This sucks.

Redshirt

He hasn’t moved an inch.

WCS

He’s toast.

laserguru

I missed you guys last week.
Stupid weddings.
It was fun as fuck and I’ll be posting about it real soon.
Still detoxing from Memphis.

Beastmode Ate My Baby

Holy shit.

John Difool

Holy Fuck, I hope that wasn’t a broken neck ’cause he looks paralyzed

Huzzah this game will break the Jets.

Senor Weaselo

And Marshall’s down. Great.

tundrajim

Wilson: “I need 20 cc’s of nano water, stat!”

Gratliff

E’r’body dead.

Romonobyl

Hardy’s done.

Bortleback

I wonder if Jerreh still values his leadership if he can’t play?

Spanky Datass

Nah, he’s headed to the locker room to throw himself on a training-table of automatic weapons. He’ll be fine.

Bortleback

When did the Jets D become so terrible? Did Derek Carr see the box score of the Giants-Saints game and say “screw you Drew Brees, I can throw more touchdowns than you”?

Senor Weaselo

Tackling is overrated.

bourb0nblues

“Nothing can be done” … welcome to the NFL!

Romonobyl

That wouldn’t have happened to hoodie.

Senor Weaselo

And the Jets are Jetsing. Well, it was a good run, but today the Fitzmagic ran out. Or died.

Jesus Christ on a stick.

Romonobyl

So there was no penalty because????

Beastmode Ate My Baby

REASONS

/no idea

John Difool

#TooManyMenOnTheFieldGate

hippofant

wtf???

WCS

http://i.ytimg.com/vi/IqAPsDvg7nc/hqdefault.jpg
What’s the square root of this game?

Romonobyl

Try dividing it by zero.