Week 10, Broadcast Maps

Week 10 is here.

506 maps are up: Week 10 Broadcast Maps

Byes are Falcons, Colts, Chargers, and 9ers.

Primetime games are as follows:

TNF: Bills @ Jets

SNF: Cards @ Seahawks

MNF: Texans @ Bengals

The Thursday and Sunday matchups are decent. Though I’m half expecting Jets-Bills to be the unwanted sequel to those awful Jets-Ravens games from 4-5 seasons ago, you remember the primetime games where offense went to die. Cards can probably quash Seattle’s attempts to take the division with a win.

As for Sunday we have an 8:3 early to late game ratio. The late afternoon games are definitely better than the earlier ones.

CBS early features Steelers-Browns in a surprisingly large chunk of the US, I don’t think the republic wants Landry Jones-Johnny Manziel duel that much affiliates. Bears-Rams have Zona, parts of Nevada, Washington and Idaho in addition to their core markets. I guess Vegas put a large prop bet on Catler getting murdered by a dirty hit. Can’t explain why this one has those specific secondary markets otherwise. Jags-Ravens is wisely limited to their native markets.  Dolphins-Eagles has a grab-bag allocation. I think that one is being broadcasted in more of Virginia than in Pennsylvania. If I could understand PA’s byzantine liquor laws I might understand the rationale behind that one.

CBS late features Pats-Giants in a smaller part of the country than I would have imagined.  Donks-Chiefs is the other part of the country but the blues offensive into the Whiskey and lard land was a staggering success.

Fox is inflicting Packers-Lions on more of the populace than civilized men should do. Same problem for Cowboys-Bucs, I don’t know what those poor bastards in upstate NY did to deserve this.  Again with Saints-Redskins, come guys why do you hate the tri-state area this much.  Eugene, Oregon gets to bask once more in the bounty of a Titans game. It’s like that portion in a slasher movie where the protagonist thought they escaped or killed the psycho-murderer only to be proven mistaken. Fox late features Raiders-Vikings in a limited amount of the country. Apparently the affiliates refuse to believe either team is actually capable this year.

Raiders are once more honored as the FEMA quarantine game with the most randomized distribution of broadcasts.

Illinois and Kentucky both win the Holy Roman Empire State with 4 games each broadcasted within state lines.

Enjoy.

 

 

 

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Lothar of the Hill People
Lothar of the Hill People

Why the hell is so much of the country being subjected to Cleveland-Pitt?

blaxabbath

I’m pro-JFF and I support this map.

ballsofsteelandfury

So, the SoCal DFOers will be drinking their way through KC/Denver? Yeah, that’ll work.

King Hippo

say a few extra “godfuckingdamnit”s for me

Covalent Blonde

I’ve got you covered, kitten! After all, you know I have a mouth that can make a sailor blush.

ballsofsteelandfury

I can vouch for this. It’s great fun!

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

“I have a mouth that can make a sailor blush”

Phrasing! Innuendo!!

SonOfSpam

King Hippo is “Kitten”

That’s totes adorbs.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Low Commander of the Super Soldiers

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This game, pictured.

blaxabbath

I don’t know if I should be thankful for flex scheduling kicking in or not. SNF is such a brutal production to sit through, even with a game I want to watch, I think I’d rather just bet on getting a decent regular slot match up. These AM/PM maps show just how bad the league is this year, with huge swaths of geography covered by just a couple games. There’s no reason to even pretend that half of the games each week are honestly anything anyone wants to watch.

blaxabbath

Cards in back to back SNF broadcasts. This is much more national exposure than I care to see them getting.

Covalent Blonde

“I’ll be goddamned if we can’t stay relevant somehow”
Bruce Arians

packman_jon

Random thought: Chris Myers and Ronde Barber are a pretty decent team

ballsofsteelandfury

You know who else was good? Matt Smith. He did the Browns against someone telecast when Joe Buck was doing some weird ass sport named “beisbol?” and they had to bring in a new team.

He was way better than a lot of the regular announcers.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Do you mean like a couple? or….

King Hippo

I suppose I should be grateful for the 8:3 split, so I can white knuckle through RZ coverage of the Donks instead of venturing into the terrible outside world.

packman_jon

This “real world” is terrible

nomonkeyfun

I’ll give you two spoilers.

1. Pedro dies.

2. Puck is an asshole.

The second goes without saying, he was a cyclist. Up top ,OSZ.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

14. Pucker your asshole.