NOBYL Prize Update and Week 9 Nominations

King Hippo

King Hippo

Reclusive, vulgar Broncos fan.Also a proud fookin’ Evertonian.Likely dropped on my head repeatedly as a small child.[Insert George Carlin quote followed by thoughtful nod.]
King Hippo

There was a pitched battle, but I am narrowly giving the Week 8 initial NOBYL Prize to the epically derpy Ted Ginn (seen above, gamely attempting to catch a pass with his chinstrap). 2 catches on 10 targets, with a combined droppage of 140+ yards and 2 TDs…that’s award-worthy. Plus, the fact that after a run-of-the-mill catch, he paused to air write a small novella. That is the cherry on his shit sundae of a performance.

For your reference, his targets were reduced to 4 in Week 9, of which he caught ONE. Jeebus, this asshole.

Brad Wing deserves to be graded on a curve a little bit. Not only is he a goddamned punter, but also an Aussie. Giving him a football shame award when there is another plausible option would be like putting the dunce cap on the kid with Down’s Syndrome. We’re not quite that awful…yet.

Naturally, I’m heartily in favor of Dan Quinn for Week 9, but it probably should be a player. And the people should have their say. So fucking do so, eh?

King Hippo
King Hippo
Reclusive, vulgar Broncos fan. Also a proud fookin' Evertonian. Likely dropped on my head repeatedly as a small child. [Insert George Carlin quote followed by thoughtful nod.]
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Old School Zero

Andrew Luck’s kidney.

ballsofsteelandfury

Slacker!

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

WE GOTS US A BLEEEEEDER!!

ballsofsteelandfury

He’s not a real Aussie unless he spells his name Brad Wyng.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Taiwan Jones: Seven touches. Three fumbles.

Lothar of the Hill People
Lothar of the Hill People

True story: Taiwan Jones is an only child, because he was born on the mainland.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Mike Evans. Six drops. SIX!

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blaxabbath

Those be bad drops.

entropy

If Chris Ivory didn’t have two TDs, I’d nominate him for this week,

In a somewhat related note, I am home early from work and have hours before my free Slightly Stoopid show. Should I begin drinking now? I should begin drinking now.

Senor Weaselo

Alcohol is not the answer. Alcohol is the question, and the answer is yes.

entropy

We’re taking this Zen thing around here pretty seriously.