Tao Te Cutler – Ch. 56

Tao Te Cutler

Thursday Night Games are notoriously boring and frustrating. So we must all calm our minds before we weather the storm. A play in prevent defense is better than a series of hurry up offense.

Todays Teachings of the Tao Te Cutler

Chapter 56

Those who know do not turn into sportscasters
Those who become sportscasters do not know

Mute the Sound
Shut the doors
Blunt the sharpness
Unravel the knots
Dim the glare  of the television
Mix the nuts
This is called Mystic Oneness

Go now. Center oneself before the Titans of Tennessee begins an athletic competition with the Over-priced sports cars driven by villains of North Florida/London

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Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

i went with the

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

Rot in hell Monkey. It is just morning

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

I just could’nt blow my noes. This fucker was on top

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

Ball is already in bed and hiding. I am up for hiding from stuff our family does as we hide

nomonkeyfun

If nothing is ventured, nothing is gained.
Therefore if one wants to succeed at football and life one must go for it.
Dinking and dumping, only results in a game being managed into nothingness.
To be something one must strike out with great desire into the unknown.

Aw fuck it. I’m going deep.

The proof of Grossman

ballsofsteelandfury

It is the ultimate zen to treat every TNF game as Jags-Titans.

nomonkeyfun

If there is TNF game between Hou and Ten, does it exist?
Or is it just some fever dream from deep in the depths of an ether binge?

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

Worst game ever to wake up to

blaxabbath

Thursday Night Football is only four days after Sunday
But it also only ten days before the next game
Each day is a gift, be it four or be it ten.

And to the laser pointer we give praise.

Duchess

And like most gifts TNF is left dead on your doorstep.

King Hippo

Sometimes you get ears
Sometimes just entrails
Sometimes whole corpse
Either way you better show proper gratitude
Fucking human

Beerguyrob

Poem (As the Catler), by William Carlos Williams

As the Catler
climbed over
the top of

the huddle
first the right
forefoot

carefully
then the hind
stepped down
into the pit of
the empty
backfield.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

This is quite charming.

jjfozz

When there is nothing below the rim of your glass
Then you cannot see how tall the glass truly is
So I say, fill the glass with bourbon, or vodka, or absinthe
(Checks tonight’s matchup)
Fill the glass with hash oil, things might just work out