Flannel pyjamas on? Check. Beer cracked open? Check. Scotch poured? Check. Snacks at the ready? Check. Willful forgetting of workday? Check. Fantasy lineups checked? Check. Dog’s ears scratched? Check. Inquiry made into status of older son’s day? Check. Inquiry made into status of younger son’s day? Check. Shoo-ing away of wife? Check. Inchoate plan to miss work tomorrow slowly forming? Check. Well, it seems like everything is in order here. To the game…
Buf @ NYJ: Cliche-wise there’s a saying about puppy love being important to only the puppies involved and I think this applies here. If the Jets take this their wild-card positioning gets that much more comfy. Bills-wise, a win would be Andre The Giant-huge in that it would leap-frog them over the Jetskis for that same status. Rushing-wise the Bills need to get to 125 yards-when they reach this mark they win. Against the Jets D-Line this will be a significant accomplishment so I think the key is QB Taylor. If he can grab a few first downs with his footsies the Bills chances of winning increase greatly. D-wise which team comes out on top?-the one that wins the turnover differential. Eight of their nine combined wins correlated with getting more TO’s. Injury-wise New York’s secondary is screwed-DB’s Pryor, Skrine and Cromartie are all busted up. Bills-wise, McCoy is a “suit up and pray for the best” situation.
READY FOR WORK TOMORROW?
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Gentlemen and lady or ladies: Just got back from being off grid for a wee bit. Very Jetsy loss tonight. Excited to keep drinking with you all.
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Rex wins!
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Sorry but my allegiance is to Princess Aura. Here come the bore worms.
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Stop being in the wrong thread. You get a Christina Hendricks pic but not a great one
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WTF TWO THREADS 🙁
I am openly blaming scotchnaut only because I assume he knows I don’t mean a word of it
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That the sound of man injured on the chain..gaaaang! That’s the sound of the men on chain. Gang. Sing it Jim Nantz!
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You know what the Jets fan need now? Firemarshal Ed. He’ll know what to do.
NFL Sunday Ticket is only on DirecTV, which doesn’t carry NFL Network. Hey, Adam Smith: put your invisible hand RIGHT. HERE.
Actually, Directv DOES have NFL Network. I’m watching it right now.
Karlos with a K. Boris Karloff is spinning in his grave.
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I loved that show so much.
She can’t do that no more, ya know.
Thanks for the cheery thought.
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Gentlemen.
The NFL broke its streaming app, so I’m going to go watch iZombie.
That should have been Option A.
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