Two frickin’ games? Two? For the whole goddamn country? Why not throw the Minny/Atlanta game into this slot? What about Fins/Jets? But noooooooooooo. Two games! I’m SMGDH over here!
Ari @ SF: One of the biggest questions surrounding this game is “Why?”. Another question is, “Can the Cards top the 47 points they hung on the San Fran back in week three?”. This looks like a good game for RB Johnson to get back on track. Them Niners gave up a 200+ spot to Seattle’s Rawls just last week. There’s yakking going on about this being a trap game for the Cards what with the Rams next up. Huh? Palmer is running on all 12 cylinders and I just can’t see it. The big news in Niner-land is that Gabbert will be wearing an alternate black uni while he gets sacked numerous times/limps to the sideline/chases after the DB that got the intercept/demands a trade at half-time/posts a low-teen QBR rating.
Pit/Sea: Ben is back and so are the chances of the Steelers grabbing a wild card berth. They do have to steal this game plus one other vs. the Bengals or Broncs. They should beat the Browns, Colts and Ravens. It seems that if the D is right then so are the ‘Hawks. In their last 3 wins they gave up an average of just over 8 points a game. Their last two losses had them surrendering an average of 33 but in fairness that was against the Cards and Panthers.
LOL STILLERS
Oh beautiful Steeler derp!
Who is this chick singing in the Apple commercial with blindy?
Dear NFL, Fox and CBS,
Thank you for giving me only one 1PM game and one 4PM game. I enjoying being told what I will watch and like it damn it.
I’m still surprised that the NFL allows the concussion movie to be advertised during games.
Yeah, but don’t expect it to be the Official Movie Experience™ of the NFL this December
Oh god — I was afraid that whistle meant the refs were going to review if that was a catch/fumble or incomplete.
OH NO THEY DIDN’T
EVIDENTLY THEY DID
Why isn’t Heath Miller made out of toffee? This destroys my belief in marketing.
Or beer.
You’re thinking of Skor Skorsson of the Icelandic Hurling League.
Toffee-flavored beer would be best. I’d drink that.
Wait, did that sound gay?
SCREEN COMIN UP
Dahntahn gets away with his fair share of push-offs.
Haha — Palmer lops a duck and SF drops the wide open INT.
The Emperor is not happy about that.
Palpatine isn’t happy about most things.
He had fun killing Mace Windu.
http://40.media.tumblr.com/0d0e2acdf3942f03630005b4a22170d0/tumblr_numoarnqnz1ric2iqo2_1280.jpg
Left Blonde looks like a pre-op Charlotte McKinney.
What does the Joker want now?
This reminds me I have cows to milk … I mean calves to feed. L8er.
WHERE DA FISH TOSSIN I GOTS TA SEE DA FISH TOSSIN
Nice kickoff dickhead.
OH GOODY MOAR ADS
Hold fuck. That first quarter took 40 mins.
This game is gonna go forever.
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Ever been to a Raiders game? Then, yes.
***Ignore if not [*Redacted] s fan***
HAHAHAHAHHAHA! We SUCK but NUMBER ONE! WOOOOOOO! FUCK YOU OTHER TEAMS! What so I mean by other teams?
FUCK YOU DALLAS!! FUCK THE COWBOYS!
FUCK THE EAGLES! I GOT YOUR BATTERIES RIGHT HERE! (opens drawer with lots of batteries in it) I really am well stocked.
FUCK THE GIANTS! Eh, I like the Giants for their Patriots beating skill, but it’s a division game.
To rephrase.
HAHAHAHA, NUMBER ONE! I HOPE SOMEONE ELSE WINS! WOOO!
“Ease down Ripley, ease down….. you’re just grinding metal now.”
Oh, I acknowledge that I’m out of hand.
I wouldn’t spill like that.
http://i.imgur.com/VK7AVM9.gif
(F you Beastmode) (At least for the next three hours or so)
How was that not PI again?
wtf
HALEY’D
http://www.secure-lane.com/Rubber_Speed_Bump.jpg
I want to have De’s babies.
All the babies he wants.
I found my glass. I probably shouldn’t refill it.
I’m guessing at this point if you should choose to refill your glass, refill the one in the middle.
Gabber-ception!
(H-Badgers 3rd aginst SF this season)
Wooo?
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FINALLY
Since no one travels better than PIT, how full is the 12’s crowd in SEA?
16/13
That’s over 100%.
So…would bang?
Huh…for $12k, I can purchase a 8 bedroom, 4 bath home in Highland Park, Michigan.
123-Elmhurst-St-4-S-Highland-Park-MI-48203
Looks like it just needs windows…wiring…plumbing…24/7 security (if you good the address, the surrounding homes are equally large and abandoned).
Why doesn’t the US deport its un-employed hipsters to Highland Park?
Actually, that’s exactly what they’ve been trying to do for ages. The state of Michigan has been doing like $1 house auctions for like the past decade now, I think, except I think you have to have a Michigan address to be eligible in the first place. Any Detroit folks with more info?
I know that Gary, Indiana will give you a home for a $1 as long as you prove you are currently a resident, have the means to improve on the home, and promise to live there for at least 5 years.
Fucking Gary man…that place makes Detroit look great. Pretty much the unwritten rule with US Steel is if you piss off both management and the union, your ass is heading to Gary Works.
Looks like I’m cancelling my Verizon account:
http://i.imgur.com/OqhLvqO.jpg
I’ll be in my bunk…
That’s a terrible dress on her.
Still would totally lick her pooper on command…
I hope those are some kind of buttons below the bust line…otherwise I’d be extremely disappointed.
The entire NY Metro area still has no idea what is happening in PIT/SEA.
The O-line lacks elitosity.
In a fortuitous development, I have no idea where my glass is, and thus cannot pour myself another.
I thought you might be past the point of needing a glass.
Funny how all the Osprey crashes don’t make the recruiting video.
Found a Milana I hadn’t seen before. Hope she helps.
That thing’s killed a lot of Marines over the years.
Buddy of mine works in the industry, and he swears Bell & Boeing paid Hasbro high six-figures to get them to develop a GI Joe toy based on the V-22 (later the Osprey) in order to promote the craft.
Holy shit, THATS WHAT THE THING ON THE OFFICIALS HAND IS FOR??
I hate this game already and I still haven’t seen a minute of it.
I…indulged freely during the early games that yes, I wanted to win, but damn, consequences. Over under on passing out during Pit/Sea? Half an hour is probably reasonable.
Pit/Sea sounds like a potentially good game.
In theory.
So what body part is Big Ben gonna break next?
I assume that as long as its his brain, the Steelers will remain on pace to make the post season…
womp womp lolphins
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His dick.
Forcing it in an unwilling lady.
The receiver couldn’t….Shead that coverage.
This stupid fucking Jets game is still on here.
Watching Giants/Skins was like watching a football game on a planet orbiting a giant black hole. It lasted three hours but I was certain thirty years had passed.
COUNTING TO FOUR SHOULDN’T BE THIS HARD.
1.
2.
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Elevendy-Blue?
hey guys
I’m no longer in here alone watching these refs try to figure out the down!
howdy!
Today, our friendship will be sorely tested.
Not really, but it sounded cool.
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sup
yo
you never said how thanksgiving was
good just me at my parents with brisket and all the fixins
cool mine was ok too
Tomorrow, Angelo Cataldi will openly insist he NEVER wanted Andy Reid fired, and that he NEVER thought Chip Kelly would work out.
Soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo fuck that guy.
https://youtu.be/DIi_-IvUSLc
I’m celebrating the Skins victory over the Giants by drinking a glass of fine Brandy. Who knew Paul Masson made such a fine Brandy?
Also, Tim Tebow dumped for not banging Miss America.
http://www.sportingnews.com/nfl-news/4662336-tim-tebow-girlfriend-sex-abstinence-olivia-culpo-miss-usa?eadid=SOC%2FFB%2FSNMain
Either he’s truly a man of faith and principle or he’s a flaming homo. Nttatwwt.
Yes.
An actively-repressing flaming homo
49ers hold ARI D deep in their own territory…..so they fumble receiving the punt and ARI recovers at the SF 45.
So appropriate.
You all must still be watching OAK/TEN elsewhere. NBD….
Cards convert within the shadows of their own goalposts.
I’d say that was about SF’s only chance this game.
Also, I’m reading Christopher Moore’s Secondhand Souls (sequel to A Dirty Job) and, since Tomsula is hobo coach, can we refer to him as The Emperor of San Francisco?
I like that 49ers are picking up 7 yards per carry so they PA for 4 yards.
Good hobo playcalling by Tomsula.
Hey all. Been planting seeds and dicking off with Christmas lights. About 80% done but had to come watch this trap game at SF of Golden Bay in Freemont 49ers Pants Stadium Field.
So, yer sayin’ taking the Niners plus 10 and the hook is a bad idea?
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/just adding to the sarcasm total
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Wrong pic; it was supposed to be a cardinal…… well, back to the……
It’s a crime that they made a claymation version of her for their holiday commercials.
And by crime, I mean the stuff Sill is going to do to the claymation doll.