/Packs tobacco pipe firmly
//promptly eats the pipe
Ah. It seems like the foot is on the other shoe now! You come to learn the secrets behind this conservative sandwich-heavy investor lifestyle, maybe? Why not let Zoidberg teach you?
It’s the time of year when everyone gathers around the television to watch the ritualistic mating dance of 22 females known as the Superbowl, named for the fact it takes place in a big bowl and has all that yummy popcorn and half eaten hot dogs no matter the outcome the real winner is Zoidberg!
Just the other day I was getting something to eat with my Wall Street friends when I got the tip of the decade!
///Cuts to Zoidberg and a group of homeless people eating out of a dumpster when a trash bag gets thrown on top of him.
I have insider information saying the Patriots will beat the Panthers 32-29.
////burps up old betting slip
You can trust me, after all, Zoidberg is the original #upforwhatever
This is one of those threads to go back and listen to the sound track. Fucking great work, peeps.
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LOUD, make it loud.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cihvTarKbCY
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Well…. shit…..
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Yinzer rock, dickpinchers.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ImKY6TZEyrI
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OH FUCK YES
I saw this show; one of my favorite up there, although so many good memories. What a beautiful night.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wyd9OcI37AY
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It’s so easy to blow up your problems, amiright?
The second side of The Cars’ The Cars might just be the best half of any album ever written. Simply flawless.
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“I’m in Touch with Your World” and “Don’t Cha Stop” were not my favorites, but yeah, one of my favorite albums ever.
I do enjoy the former, the latter, agree. But, again, the second side is absolute gold.
I think this is my favorite of the Cars.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iR6GDGoiO8Y
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You’ll get no argument from me.
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Remy Lacroix? Moar liek LacroiXXX! Amiright?!?!
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Heard about Houston? Heard about Detroit? Heard about Pittsburgh, PA?
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Oh, Britta’s in this?
Might be back in a bit if I can avoid post-prandial sleep (that’s after eating…NOT after masturbation…you goddamned perverts). If not, I’ll see ya’s tomorrow. Or actually later today I guess….it nearly 3am here. Sheeesh….you folks are a bad influence.
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Isn’t that what makes so fun*?
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*may not be accurate
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xuZA6qiJVfU
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That’s one of those albums I almost have to listen to beginning to end. Not a bad one in the bunch.