Superbowl “L” Pick: Zoidberg

/Packs tobacco pipe firmly
//promptly eats the pipe

Ah. It seems like the foot is on the other shoe now! You come to learn the secrets behind this conservative sandwich-heavy investor lifestyle, maybe? Why not let Zoidberg teach you?

It’s the time of year when everyone gathers around the television to watch the ritualistic mating dance of 22 females known as the Superbowl, named for the fact it takes place in a big bowl and has all that yummy popcorn and half eaten hot dogs no matter the outcome the real winner is Zoidberg!

Just the other day I was getting something to eat with my Wall Street friends when I got the tip of the decade!

///Cuts to Zoidberg and a group of homeless people eating out of a dumpster when a trash bag gets thrown on top of him.

I have insider information saying the Patriots will beat the Panthers 32-29.

////burps up old betting slip

You can trust me, after all, Zoidberg is the original #upforwhatever

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ballsofsteelandfury

When I got the embed to work, I copied the link that had a bunch of html on it. It wasn’t the short links that I see in your posts. Keep in mind, I only saw that option because I was using the YouTube website, not the app and my phone browser was on desktop mode, not mobile.

Sill Bimmons

I’ve tried that too.

I guarantee it’s just blank.

ballsofsteelandfury

That is very weird. Maybe Moose is right…

theeWeeBabySeamus

Yep…permissions must be involved.
When I drop the regular link it shows up the same as yours did. When I paste the full embed code I get blankness, you get embedded (giggity).
And now WCS is rubbing my nose in it (giggity).
And to top it off, I’m not drunk enough.

Sharkbait

At least you can fix one of those things?

theeWeeBabySeamus

I’m on it!!!!!!

Bloody Lethal
ballsofsteelandfury

Wanna be an author? You’re pretty good with the dick jokes…

theeWeeBabySeamus

Do I get a company car and a pension?
Damn.
Can I at least have a popsicle?
Damn.

To be honest, I would love to. But I don’t want to step on any toes. I know I haven’t been around very long. But truth be told, I do have a writing bug to fill since I mostly told the dickbags at mine and Hippo’s NCSU blog (where we both author along with others) to bite me.

If it’s cool with others, yes, I’d love to.

ballsofsteelandfury

Yeah, man, the more the merrier. If you’ve got the writing bug, we’d love to see your stuff. PHRASING!

I’ll contact RTD and Fearless Leader DTZM and see how we can make it work.

theeWeeBabySeamus

Sounds good to me. And I appreciate it, FWIW. http://www.desipio.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/archer-phrasing.jpg

Sharkbait

Half an hour until another week of on call begins. Help me bourbon. You’re my only hope.

WCS

#21 Wichita State (the most neutral of universities) was up on Illinois State, 37-21 to start the second half. It’s now 40-38 WSU with twelve minutes to go.

theeWeeBabySeamus

Testing….

theeWeeBabySeamus
WCS

theeWeeBabySeamus

Now you’re just trying to emasculate me.
Well the joke’s on you….my ex wife beat ya to that one a LOOOONNNGGG time ago.
Oh…wait.

ballsofsteelandfury

Nice.

theeWeeBabySeamus

The McPoyle’s Take over the Bar is one of my favorites though. That scene still makes me laugh every time I see it.

WCS

theeWeeBabySeamus

Stop showing off.

ballsofsteelandfury

I think Moose may be right about the permissions thing for embedding. Let’s test it out:

http://youtu.be/RLFyOWZqvt0

ballsofsteelandfury

Apparently permissions don’t have shit to do with it. I have no idea.

ballsofsteelandfury

ballsofsteelandfury

I stand corrected.

Horatio Cornblower

I don’t know what you guys are talking about because I don’t see anything.

I am also pretty drunk, so take that for what it’s worth.

Horatio Cornblower

AAAAAANND now it shows up and I look like even more of a drunk than usual.

bourb0nblues

Thunder tie it up… daaaamn.

Senor Weaselo

Warriors had a 20-point lead at one point too… daaaamn.

WCS

As far as embedding goes, it doesn’t appear you can with a tablet, or so people have said. I use a laptop.

Anyway, what works for me is going to the youtube video you want, clicking on the “Share” tab, clicking on the “embed” button there, and copying the link. I come back here, paste, and hit post.

Works for me, anyway.

theeWeeBabySeamus

When I do that I get nothing. Blank post.
That’s why I went back to just dropping the link.
Which I suppose I will continue to do until you elitists decide to let us all in on the magic.
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Senor Weaselo

Embedding seems to be a fickle mistress.

Sill Bimmons

I did exactly that.

I guarantee that it doesn’t work.

https://youtu.be/YtIPmVN6zdc

Horatio Cornblower

The Insane Clown Posse’s stage entrance could use a little work.

Bloody Lethal

How do I embed??

https://youtu.be/xyWoZD5xfM8

WCS
Bloody Lethal
WCS

Bloody Lethal
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

They told me and I’ve tried several different ways, it does not work for me. I’m thinking you have to have “permission”, so chill and link.

Spanky Datass

Oh yes. I fondly recall the times at ‘the old place’ when the original ELITE and the secondary elite had privileges too simply post pics, gifs and video.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
theeWeeBabySeamus

(I want to be able to embed, dammit)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=frcSo-hJvvM

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
laserguru

It feels like we need some crunchy German metal up in here.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Horatio Cornblower

Fun fact, my wife and I stayed in the Lizzie Borden house, in the room where her mother was killed.

makeitsnowondem

Straight Outta Compton is so much better than watching another goddamn debate.

Horatio Cornblower

Honestly anyone who’s watching these debates to try to figure out who to vote for should probably not be allowed to vote.

Horatio Cornblower

I feel like a successful missionary. That redneck friend I mentioned in the Superb Owl recipe post used to drink Miller Lite like it was water. Which, arguably, it is. After spending years coaching baseball with me and another beer snob I now have him sampling watermelon double IPAs and sending me pictures of Troegs Perpetual IPA, which he has lined up for tomorrow.

TAKE THAT JESUS; YOU’RE SAVING SOULS WHILE I’M WRECKING LIVERS!!!

makeitsnowondem

That’s good shit.

laserguru

You’re doing the Lord’s work.

WCS

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Sill Bimmons

Thanks for showing up, Ice Cowboys.

Nice Vanilla Ice ‘do, asshole.

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-OOOQqXJGwK4/TaixHnP0L5I/AAAAAAAAAtU/PQGz1dmB82k/s1600/Patrick+Kane+cab.png

Sill Bimmons

Best SNL sketch series ever?

It’s got to be up there.

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Senor Weaselo

It’s on the short list.

WCS

Unquestionably.

Sill Bimmons

I saw the first one the other day.

Not what it became.

WCS

Is that the one with John Goodman as Orson Wells?

Sill Bimmons

Martin Short as Jerry Lewis, Hammond and MacDonald as Connery and Reynolds.

Horatio Cornblower

Connery made it.

theeWeeBabySeamus

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WCS

WVU beats Baylor to move into first place in the Big 12, Ice Stillers rally for an OT win, Kevin Greene gets into the HoF, and Penn knocks off HAHHVAHD.

http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view6/4899910/got-to-say-today-was-a-good-day-o.gif

Sill Bimmons

You forgot Pitt getting curbstomped at home.

theeWeeBabySeamus

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Spur

I thought Stabler was in the HOF already

Sill Bimmons

Career rating of 75.3 with 28 more INTs than TDs.

Not sure he still shouldn’t be in.

WCS

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
theeWeeBabySeamus

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Sill Bimmons

Does The Farvenis have a gambling and/or coke problem?

Why is he on my teevee hawking back braces and cheap razor blades?

Horatio Cornblower

Gotta get ready to pay that alimony when the next dick-pic scandal crops up.

Spur

KD doing well in his Warriors tryout

theeWeeBabySeamus

OK, I’m done with this. I kinda think the Broncos gals ran away with it, but your mileage may vary.
(Moose….when you have re-achieved serenity, please do resume with the tasteful nudes. Or not so tasteful even….totes your call as far as I’m concerned….but again, nobody who knows me trusts my judgement)
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bourb0nblues

Broncos gal has a bit of an Elizabeth Banks thing going on

theeWeeBabySeamus

She is kinda all smoldery and shit, huh?

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
theeWeeBabySeamus

Moar Cheerleader goodness…
(bonus for those of you…who like me kinda dig the short haired chicks)
http://cos.h-cdn.co/assets/14/28/nrm_1405017973-sam.jpg
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-0I8eUIZPRzs/Ugpnzr1PDGI/AAAAAAAAIHk/qb8ZzhbR8nE/s1600/panthers-hailey.jpg

Spur

OKC fans owe Spurs and Cavs fans an apology.

Spur

The thunders problem right now is that they’re allowing more points than they’re scoring. – Magic

WCS

What is, “Sill’s house when the Stillers lose?” I’ll take “Reactions Gifs for $1600.”

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
ballsofsteelandfury

Excellent!

WCS

If the refs in Morganhole don’t call a flagrant here, the WVU fans may riot.

ballsofsteelandfury

See, now Body Paint Denver pulls ahead!

theeWeeBabySeamus

You never know what might be behind Panther’s girls ball. Good choice.

Sill Bimmons

They both look a little mannish in the facial area.

theeWeeBabySeamus

Broncos “chick” could have tucked….that’s a very good point.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

WTF?

theeWeeBabySeamus

LOL…we’re just talking here. Probably nobody has a penis, but it never hurts to keep it as a consideration when making such choices.

Sill Bimmons

Just a little.

Severe features.

Still well within BANG range.

Sill Bimmons
WCS

What a game. Well, what a last seven minutes.

Sill Bimmons

Encouraging game from Zatkoff.

Fleury’s clearly hitting the wall.

theeWeeBabySeamus

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ballsofsteelandfury

I may have to give Underboob Carolina the edge, but it’s a HARD choice…

theeWeeBabySeamus

Not a bad one in the four pack.

ballsofsteelandfury

Keep this one in the chamber for tonight’s Late Night Post…

theeWeeBabySeamus

She likes balls.
So that’s not a bad thing.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

OK, that one from The Craft turns me on a bit, so maybe not quite right.

theeWeeBabySeamus

That creepy emo goth chick (can’t remember her name and don’t feel like googling) I’ve always thought was kinda hot in a darkly insane way.

Horatio Cornblower

Yep. She is A-OK with me.