I sat on a jury years ago, 2nd degree attempted murder case. One day the defendant wore sneakers with his suit to court. It was that day I knew he was guilty.
Johnny Manziel is ever rich boy fuckup I knew growing up who could walk between the raindrops – picked up by cops drunk, let go; caught with drugs and let go; dodgy interaction with young lady; her fault – while I watched them piss all over the advantages that life had dropped at their feet.
Hey, PFT Commenter joined Barstool Sports. Which I applaud: now both one-note hacks can discredit each other.
This is not really a troll move since PFTC’s parody will just be assumed to be…. correct.
instant feature in every NFL city plus St. Louis
/sheds single tear
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Johnny Manziel is ever rich boy fuckup I knew growing up who could walk between the raindrops – picked up by cops drunk, let go; caught with drugs and let go; dodgy interaction with young lady; her fault – while I watched them piss all over the advantages that life had dropped at their feet.
Fucking douche.
A dodgy interaction with young lady; we call that a Baltimore Honeymoon.
“Hookers and blow are fucking fun, Sarah!”
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