New non-NCAA Open Thread? New non-NCAA Open Thread!

Since the JV basketball games are over for the night, let us retreat to the DFO rec room,

kick back with a stiff drink,

and ponder the meaning of life.  Or post pics of hot girls, weird ass gifs, and engage in revelatory conversations about strange co-workers, ex-girlfriends or boyfriends, or random weirdos we met online.  Hey that’s US!

Have at it.

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Balls, do this one too. https://vimeo.com/102305871

Unsurprised

Excuse me. Please embed that one.

WCS

YOU TRIED STAR

Unsurprised

Damn you, AP! DAMN YOU TO HELL!

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Unsurprised

Molta Bella.

WCS

WOOOO NEW F1 SEASON

NBCSN for any yinz interested

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
theeWeeBabySeamus

No sleep tonight I guess.
Thanks Moose.

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Unsurprised

Agent Provocateur makes good ads, and Penelope Cruz is a good director.
https://vimeo.com/71493960

Unsurprised

So do I.

Unsurprised

Wow. So this is the one she made with Olivia Jordan in it. I believe she’s the one front and center in the magenta leopard spot lingerie at around 1:15. https://vimeo.com/102305871

I really like this girl.

Horatio Cornblower

Miss Georgia, 2015

http://content.missuniverse.com/media/photos/galleries/pu_2_2015_officialswimsuitphotography_usa20152145_101.jpg

Those eyes will be the last thing you see before you’re murdered for not returning a text quickly enough.

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Teddy's Bridge Over Troubled Water

My hero! Damn my inability to embed things!

Unsurprised

It’s not ability. It’s just that Getty’s urls are borked.

Unsurprised

Ooh. She was in that Agent Provocateur ad starring Penelope Cruz.
http://ilarge.lisimg.com/image/8894722/1118full-olivia-jordan.jpg

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Naughty naughty, Miss USA 2015.

http://iv1.
lisimg.com/image/9693781/650full-olivia-jordan.jpg

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Nipple under see-through is okay? Good to know.

Sill Bimmons

Jeebus the Scottish National Anthem sounds like a goddamn funeral dirge.

Horatio Cornblower
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Horatio Cornblower

Miss West Virgina, 2015.

http://content.missuniverse.com/media/photos/galleries/pu_2_2015_officialswimsuitphotography_usa20152183_139.jpg

No word on whether or not she crapped out in the first round and fucked up my bracket like SOME OTHER ASSHOLES FROM WEST VIRGINIA!!!

WCS

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Unsurprised

tbf they cut like 3/5 of the girls in the first round. I’m sure Jerry Richardson approves or something.

Horatio Cornblower

Miss Virginia 2015

http://tpp.thepageantplanet1.netdna-cdn.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/miss-va.jpg

Virginia was named for Queen Elizabeth I, the Virgin Queen.

Not pictured here.

Sill Bimmons

TOO MANY ANGLES

Teddy's Bridge Over Troubled Water

Dear members of the DFO. I have an issue that has been on my mind for some time and I would like to hear the opinions of some anonymous strangers. Male pattern baldness runs in my family. My brothers are bald, my dad is bald, my uncles are bald, etc. I am not. Up to this point I have lived the past 25 years of my life with a fairly nice head of hair, but despite my best efforts it is slowly thinning. Now I am faced with a dilemma: do I get it over with now and shave it all? Or do I embrace my slow transformation into Hulk Hogan and just enjoy it while I have it?

Unsurprised

Fight it, eh.

Horatio Cornblower

Meh. I’m 46 and I’d be shaving my head if my wife didn’t protest that she’s not old enough to be married to a bald guy, (Spoiler: She is on both counts), and it’s really not a big deal. Guys that try too hard to fight it generally just wind up looking dumb.

Porky Prime
Teddy's Bridge Over Troubled Water

My life DOES need more top hat.

Horatio Cornblower

Miss Maryland, 2016

http://www.eonline.com/eol_images/Entire_Site/2015813/rs_634x1024-150913141159-634.Maryland-Destiny-Clark.jpg

Her talent was telling hilarious off-color jokes about the Mason-Dixon Line

Unsurprised

Googling redhead and DFO. I forgot the how-does-this-jerk-off-get-a-job tag, but it’s so good.

Horatio Cornblower

Miss Pennsylvania 2015

http://content.missuniverse.com/media/photos/galleries/pu_2_2015_officialswimsuitphotography_usa20152173_129.jpg

2/10, has too bright a future as a Fox News anchor, would not bang

Unsurprised

That has to be a wig.

Teddy's Bridge Over Troubled Water

That is some egregious photoshop work. I’m pretty sure human sides aren’t supposed to have angles.

Horatio Cornblower

Jesus I didn’t even notice at first. Her right side looks like a mathematical equation sign.

Horatio Cornblower

Miss New Jersey 2015.

http://content.missuniverse.com/media/photos/galleries/pu_2_2015_glamourshot_usa20151970_121.jpg

2/10, does not paint door very well, would not bang.

Sill Bimmons

That’s Jersey, all right.

http://www.guidofistpump.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/wowwowwow.jpg

Location: Ladies’ Room at the Vince Lombardi Service Center Northbound.

Horatio Cornblower

The one on the right was not born a woman.

Horatio Cornblower

Miss New York 2015

http://content.missuniverse.com/media/photos/galleries/pu_2_2015_glamourshot_usa20151972_123.jpg

2/10, overuses flag symbolism, would not bang

Unsurprised

I hate bush, and hopefully she does too.

Horatio Cornblower

Miss Massachusetts, 2015.

http://content.missuniverse.com/media/photos/galleries/pu_2_2015_officialswimsuitphotography_usa20152156_112.jpg

Someone photshop Gronk leaping out from behind the curtains.

WCS

grumble grumble I’d like to jam her mom’s signals grumble

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

TOE THE LINE!

Horatio Cornblower

Not exactly the B-52s but Kate Pierson w REM. One of my favorites.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3XRyEkOfQSg

Horatio Cornblower

Thank you sir.

ALXMAC

Sorcerer!! Burn ’em at the stake!!

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Teddy's Bridge Over Troubled Water

This one deserves consideration for obvious reasons. Although you gotta replace “juice” with “beer”.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oHmzOMVBcgU

Teddy's Bridge Over Troubled Water

Thank you, I fail at links.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

With it comes great responsibility.

Horatio Cornblower

Miss New Hampshire, 2016.

http://l7.alamy.com/zooms/e235a012c333420db9b49cab8563593a/atlantic-city-nj-usa-9th-sep-2015-miss-new-hampshire-holly-blanchard-f21mbj.jpg

Her talent is explaining the consequences of the 1905 Treaty of Portsmouth.

Unsurprised

“Her talent is explaining the consequences of the 1905 Treaty of Portsmouth.”

Impossible.

Sill Bimmons

She’s familiar with the Tsushima Strait Jacket?

Sill Bimmons

Even though I’m an England supporter there is nothing that can compare with La Marseillaise ripping through the Stade de France at full throat.

http://blog.stadefrance.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/INSTAGRAM-louisgerm1.jpg

Unsurprised

I understand it has very powerful memetic qualities.

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Alyssa Campanella
* Miss Teen New Jersey 2007
* Miss Teen USA runner-up 2007
* Miss California USA 2010
* Miss USA 2011
* Miss Universe top 16 2011 (Probably lost because she looked anorexic)
* Redhead
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Unsurprised

I cheated. Sue me.

ALXMAC

You had me at redhead. The rest is irrelevant.

Horatio Cornblower

Get your own schtick goddammit!

/actually I’m pretty tired and kind of drunk. Please carry on.

Horatio Cornblower
Sill Bimmons

Hattie B.’s Nashville Hot.

Best chicken I’ve ever had or ever expect to have.

https://assets3.thrillist.com/v1/image/1266177/size/tl-horizontal_main/the-8-best-spots-to-get-hot-chicken-in-nashville

Sill Bimmons
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Bawk Bawk

laserguru

That is easily one of my favorite songs. The first time I saw them (US Festival 1982-ish) I was suffering from heat exhaustion, had just pogoed from the Ramones and Gang of Four and Oingo Boingo and passed out on the hillside in Devore, CA.

Then the sun set and the acid kicked in.

Then they came on the stage with this:

Unsurprised

I’m rewatching Mad Men, and I don’t understand why January Jones/Betty always got so much crap. I think she played the character really well. Was it just not obvious to others or am I reading too much into it?

Horatio Cornblower

Because she was a bitch who didn’t let Don Draper do whatever he wanted to whoever he wanted and therefore was a threat to people who never left their parents’ house.

Unsurprised

So basically the same reason they hated Skylar on Breaking Bad.

Horatio Cornblower

Nailed it.

laserguru

I’m binging myself. Season 5 episode 7 or so.
I’ve found that Peggy Olson is my favorite character and I never would have thought that from the first season.

Unsurprised

I get that. It’s also much easier not to hate Pete having full knowledge of the season going in to watching the earlier episodes.

Horatio Cornblower

Oh shit! 2016 Miss Oklahoma is making me feel better about picking the Sooners to win it all this year.

http://cdn.newsday.com/polopoly_fs/1.10840903.1442200170!/httpImage/image.jpg_gen/derivatives/display_960/image.jpg

Unsurprised

I assume she’s part Indian. They’re always part Indian.

ALXMAC

Too fit. 2/10 would not bang. Trade you Miss Cali and Miss South Dakota for Miss Georgia and Miss New York (with a runner up to be named later).

ALXMAC

I think Horatio is on a mission to give us all the ladies. I’m just hedging my bets before they happen.

Unsurprised

The chicken.
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Sill Bimmons

Looks edible.

Unsurprised

Quite.

Horatio Cornblower

This is one of the images that comes up if you google search images for Miss Oklahoma. Note the banner.

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ALXMAC

As an Oklahoman living in WICHITA, we’ll take her in the draft.

ALXMAC

(does not apply to women)

Sill Bimmons

It’s California, Oklahoma.

Like California, Pennsylvania, but different.

theeWeeBabySeamus

Scar on left shin….would still bang.

laserguru

Someone needs to tell this girl that she will never reach her true internet limits unless she shows pictures of her butthole.

Unsurprised

Imagine this with a fried chicken breast on top.
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WCS

AKA: Breakfast in Evansville, IN.

Unsurprised

Dude. Seriously. I was daydreaming about this mac & cheese all day. It was so good.

Unsurprised

Plus this.
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Horatio Cornblower

By semi-request, Miss Indiana 2015. Note the absence of gravy, but those hips don’t lie.

http://content.missuniverse.com/media/photos/galleries/pu_2_2015_preliminarycompetitionswimsuit_usa20152659_105.jpg

theeWeeBabySeamus

She gave me a semi-request.

Horatio Cornblower

Did you not see Miss Connecticut? Brother, they don’t get any whiter!

WCS

Bullshit. No one in Indiana is less than 200 pounds.

Horatio Cornblower

Miss Connecticut 2015

http://content.missuniverse.com/media/photos/galleries/pu_2_2015_preliminarycompetitionswimsuit_usa20152628_97.jpg

While I can’t quibble about North Carolina beating Providence based on last year’s entries Connecticut clearly got robbed.

Sill Bimmons

England completes the grand slam for the first time since the Glory Year of 2003.

Small consolation after the World Cup meltdown, but consolation nevertheless.

WCS

FRIST

laserguru

secunded. POWNED!!11!!

WCS

ima n00b

laserguru

I’ll start.

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