Since the JV basketball games are over for the night, let us retreat to the DFO rec room,
kick back with a stiff drink,
and ponder the meaning of life. Or post pics of hot girls, weird ass gifs, and engage in revelatory conversations about strange co-workers, ex-girlfriends or boyfriends, or random weirdos we met online. Hey that’s US!
Have at it.
Balls, do this one too. https://vimeo.com/102305871
Excuse me. Please embed that one.
L'Agent AW14 Campaign Video – L'Agent By Agent Provocateur from L'Agent by Agent Provocateur on Vimeo.
YOU TRIED STAR
Damn you, AP! DAMN YOU TO HELL!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BZhfFXEMMI4
http://49.media.tumblr.com/097dafe64d8e267a9bb341103f0bd9e6/tumblr_nv27cioqEP1sayi64o7_250.gif
Molta Bella.
WOOOO NEW F1 SEASON
NBCSN for any yinz interested
New sport to watch at weird hours of the night! WOOO!!!
http://45.media.tumblr.com/60ffd421fc5b9e2cc1d6defb817d6406/tumblr_mkapuk4Y7w1s51s6do1_400.gif
No sleep tonight I guess.
Thanks Moose.
L'AGENT BY AGENT PROVOCATEUR – AUTUMN WINTER 2013 from Exit Consultores Audiovisuales on Vimeo.
Holy shit! That worked!
Hooray!
http://tympanogram.com/files/zoidberg_hooray.jpg
http://41.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lqt1jdQys21qbvcd8o1_500.jpg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QxYnpuuuCT0
http://49.media.tumblr.com/aeca1a8366632dec705e7952eac3963e/tumblr_nut1dcWQGK1sayi64o1_400.gif
Agent Provocateur makes good ads, and Penelope Cruz is a good director.
https://vimeo.com/71493960
I wish I coud embed vimeo.
So do I.
Wow. So this is the one she made with Olivia Jordan in it. I believe she’s the one front and center in the magenta leopard spot lingerie at around 1:15. https://vimeo.com/102305871
I really like this girl.
Miss Georgia, 2015
http://content.missuniverse.com/media/photos/galleries/pu_2_2015_officialswimsuitphotography_usa20152145_101.jpg
Those eyes will be the last thing you see before you’re murdered for not returning a text quickly enough.
http://www.pmslweb.com/the-blog/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/18-overly-attached-GF-taking-over-a-minute-to-text-back.jpg
http://cache1.asset-cache.net/gc/474678428-miss-georgia-usa-2015-brooke-fletcher-gettyimages.jpg?v=1&c=IWSAsset&k=2&d=GkZZ8bf5zL1ZiijUmxa7QTf0ir6LJeNcO1h%2FhQtM4kTT9z92tqWhKMKJrMX%2FPAay6bysAu9RJ6V7Aeyxat1tCg%3D%3D
There’s definitely a few ex-boyfriends buried on her parents’ estate.
Damn it, Getty
http://i19.servimg.com/u/f19/13/98/70/52/11088312.jpg
My hero! Damn my inability to embed things!
It’s not ability. It’s just that Getty’s urls are borked.
http://thelongestlistofthelongeststuffatthelongestdomainnameatlonglast.com/images12/biscuit.jpg
Ooh. She was in that Agent Provocateur ad starring Penelope Cruz.
http://ilarge.lisimg.com/image/8894722/1118full-olivia-jordan.jpg
Naughty naughty, Miss USA 2015.
http://iv1.
lisimg.com/image/9693781/650full-olivia-jordan.jpg
Ain’t nothing wrong with that.
http://iv1.lisimg.com/image/9693781/650full-olivia-jordan.jpg
Sploosh
http://45.media.tumblr.com/9d94feac8c3fa1f7fb4911be83db66af/tumblr_n44zfqLBEb1r8rx02o2_500.gif
Nipple under see-through is okay? Good to know.
Ice Rams win!
http://45.media.tumblr.com/4fe288d3129d3f85929b7d9523055694/tumblr_mt1ddx8nO61qzbxmio1_400.gif
Jeebus the Scottish National Anthem sounds like a goddamn funeral dirge.
Miss South Carolina 2015
http://content.missuniverse.com/media/photos/galleries/pu_2_2015_officialswimsuitphotography_usa20152175_131.jpg
All I have to say is “hnggggh”
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Um9kd-mhhK4
http://45.media.tumblr.com/9f6d831f6951e5f7475ab18e8e5b5b0f/tumblr_nur32wipVw1sayi64o2_500.gif
Miss West Virgina, 2015.
http://content.missuniverse.com/media/photos/galleries/pu_2_2015_officialswimsuitphotography_usa20152183_139.jpg
No word on whether or not she crapped out in the first round and fucked up my bracket like SOME OTHER ASSHOLES FROM WEST VIRGINIA!!!
tbf they cut like 3/5 of the girls in the first round. I’m sure Jerry Richardson approves or something.
Miss USA 2015 (Repost? Don’t care)
http://content.missuniverse.com/media/photos/galleries/pu_2_2015_officialswimsuitphotography_usa20152171_127.jpg
http://content.missuniverse.com/media/photos/galleries/photographer_uploaded_1_86_0_1449785552_2015.jpg
http://www.therubi.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/Olivia-Jordan-12.jpg
Miss USA showed butt?!?
USA! USA! USA! USA!
But, but, but, but…
http://cdn.8showbiz.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/5235.jpg
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-tchcjy9HUhI/Vnd0vlMMCfI/AAAAAAAAVUE/YZq7uOIDtsg/s1600/1Olivia%2BJordan.jpg
Miss Virginia 2015
http://tpp.thepageantplanet1.netdna-cdn.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/miss-va.jpg
Virginia was named for Queen Elizabeth I, the Virgin Queen.
Not pictured here.
TOO MANY ANGLES
Dear members of the DFO. I have an issue that has been on my mind for some time and I would like to hear the opinions of some anonymous strangers. Male pattern baldness runs in my family. My brothers are bald, my dad is bald, my uncles are bald, etc. I am not. Up to this point I have lived the past 25 years of my life with a fairly nice head of hair, but despite my best efforts it is slowly thinning. Now I am faced with a dilemma: do I get it over with now and shave it all? Or do I embrace my slow transformation into Hulk Hogan and just enjoy it while I have it?
Fight it, eh.
http://www.azbilliards.com/images/web/news/big_12538-2016-wisconsin-junior-state-9-ball-champs-crowned.jpg
I say shave it. Trust me, I said it to my ex-girlfriend and I had wonderful results!
Meh. I’m 46 and I’d be shaving my head if my wife didn’t protest that she’s not old enough to be married to a bald guy, (Spoiler: She is on both counts), and it’s really not a big deal. Guys that try too hard to fight it generally just wind up looking dumb.
Classic solution:
http://www.victoriana.com/Mens-Clothing/images/mens_hats-18.jpg
My life DOES need more top hat.
Miss Maryland, 2016
http://www.eonline.com/eol_images/Entire_Site/2015813/rs_634x1024-150913141159-634.Maryland-Destiny-Clark.jpg
Her talent was telling hilarious off-color jokes about the Mason-Dixon Line
I can almost see her Mason-Dixon line.
Googling redhead and DFO. I forgot the how-does-this-jerk-off-get-a-job tag, but it’s so good.
Miss Pennsylvania 2015
http://content.missuniverse.com/media/photos/galleries/pu_2_2015_officialswimsuitphotography_usa20152173_129.jpg
2/10, has too bright a future as a Fox News anchor, would not bang
That has to be a wig.
That is some egregious photoshop work. I’m pretty sure human sides aren’t supposed to have angles.
Jesus I didn’t even notice at first. Her right side looks like a mathematical equation sign.
Miss New Jersey 2015.
http://content.missuniverse.com/media/photos/galleries/pu_2_2015_glamourshot_usa20151970_121.jpg
2/10, does not paint door very well, would not bang.
That’s Jersey, all right.
http://www.guidofistpump.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/wowwowwow.jpg
Location: Ladies’ Room at the Vince Lombardi Service Center Northbound.
The one on the right was not born a woman.
And her penis is bigger than mine.
http://maxcdn.creativeadawards.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/Huge-Pen-o.jpg
Miss New York 2015
http://content.missuniverse.com/media/photos/galleries/pu_2_2015_glamourshot_usa20151972_123.jpg
2/10, overuses flag symbolism, would not bang
Bush, Twin Towers, wait I had something for this…
I hate bush, and hopefully she does too.
Miss Massachusetts, 2015.
http://content.missuniverse.com/media/photos/galleries/pu_2_2015_officialswimsuitphotography_usa20152156_112.jpg
Someone photshop Gronk leaping out from behind the curtains.
grumble grumble I’d like to jam her mom’s signals grumble
Miss Vermont, 2016.
http://www.eonline.com/eol_images/Entire_Site/2015813/rs_634x1024-150913141201-634.Vermont-Alayna-Westcom.jpg
Oh an she packin’
TOE THE LINE!
Not exactly the B-52s but Kate Pierson w REM. One of my favorites.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3XRyEkOfQSg
Thank you sir.
Sorcerer!! Burn ’em at the stake!!
One of mine too.
http://40.media.tumblr.com/504a86dbca531190fd6f1308d8c37354/tumblr_mfvmwepE6T1qzk64so1_1280.jpg
I have a feeling this is one of Moose’s favorite music videos:
http://40.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lt2z8thGux1qbcporo1_r1_540.jpg
Moose is here!!
This one deserves consideration for obvious reasons. Although you gotta replace “juice” with “beer”.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oHmzOMVBcgU
Thank you, I fail at links.
It’s not your fault. Only certain people can embed. I apparently have that power, but I do not know how I got it
With it comes great responsibility.
Miss New Hampshire, 2016.
http://l7.alamy.com/zooms/e235a012c333420db9b49cab8563593a/atlantic-city-nj-usa-9th-sep-2015-miss-new-hampshire-holly-blanchard-f21mbj.jpg
Her talent is explaining the consequences of the 1905 Treaty of Portsmouth.
“Her talent is explaining the consequences of the 1905 Treaty of Portsmouth.”
Impossible.
She’s familiar with the Tsushima Strait Jacket?
Even though I’m an England supporter there is nothing that can compare with La Marseillaise ripping through the Stade de France at full throat.
http://blog.stadefrance.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/INSTAGRAM-louisgerm1.jpg
I understand it has very powerful memetic qualities.
http://www.quickmeme.com/img/16/166ac53d72f3fa9fc6e0574af30fa77032c21b5c992b1e96336f2d99b947cae7.jpg
Alyssa Campanella
* Miss Teen New Jersey 2007
* Miss Teen USA runner-up 2007
* Miss California USA 2010
* Miss USA 2011
* Miss Universe top 16 2011 (Probably lost because she looked anorexic)
* Redhead
I cheated. Sue me.
You had me at redhead. The rest is irrelevant.
Get your own schtick goddammit!
/actually I’m pretty tired and kind of drunk. Please carry on.
Miss Maine, 2015. The Black Bears aren’t even in the hockey NCAAs.
http://content.missuniverse.com/media/photos/galleries/pu_2_2015_officialswimsuitphotography_usa20152154_110.jpg
Hattie B.’s Nashville Hot.
Best chicken I’ve ever had or ever expect to have.
https://assets3.thrillist.com/v1/image/1266177/size/tl-horizontal_main/the-8-best-spots-to-get-hot-chicken-in-nashville
Fucking food people and their secure links!
http://s3-media1.fl.yelpcdn.com/bphoto/t4ri1UDab300vP76NJTBaQ/168s.jpg
Bawk Bawk
That is easily one of my favorite songs. The first time I saw them (US Festival 1982-ish) I was suffering from heat exhaustion, had just pogoed from the Ramones and Gang of Four and Oingo Boingo and passed out on the hillside in Devore, CA.
Then the sun set and the acid kicked in.
Then they came on the stage with this:
I’m rewatching Mad Men, and I don’t understand why January Jones/Betty always got so much crap. I think she played the character really well. Was it just not obvious to others or am I reading too much into it?
Because she was a bitch who didn’t let Don Draper do whatever he wanted to whoever he wanted and therefore was a threat to people who never left their parents’ house.
So basically the same reason they hated Skylar on Breaking Bad.
Nailed it.
I’m binging myself. Season 5 episode 7 or so.
I’ve found that Peggy Olson is my favorite character and I never would have thought that from the first season.
I get that. It’s also much easier not to hate Pete having full knowledge of the season going in to watching the earlier episodes.
Oh shit! 2016 Miss Oklahoma is making me feel better about picking the Sooners to win it all this year.
http://cdn.newsday.com/polopoly_fs/1.10840903.1442200170!/httpImage/image.jpg_gen/derivatives/display_960/image.jpg
That can’t possibly be real.
Toes stick out over shoes. Would not bang.
I assume she’s part Indian. They’re always part Indian.
Too fit. 2/10 would not bang. Trade you Miss Cali and Miss South Dakota for Miss Georgia and Miss New York (with a runner up to be named later).
Pics or it didn’t happen.
I think Horatio is on a mission to give us all the ladies. I’m just hedging my bets before they happen.
The chicken.
Looks edible.
Quite.
This is one of the images that comes up if you google search images for Miss Oklahoma. Note the banner.
As an Oklahoman living in WICHITA, we’ll take her in the draft.
YOU’RE SUPPOSED TO BE NEUTRAL!
(does not apply to women)
That’s awesome!
It’s California, Oklahoma.
Like California, Pennsylvania, but different.
Scar on left shin….would still bang.
Someone needs to tell this girl that she will never reach her true internet limits unless she shows pictures of her butthole.
Banner quote? I say yes.
Imagine this with a fried chicken breast on top.
AKA: Breakfast in Evansville, IN.
Dude. Seriously. I was daydreaming about this mac & cheese all day. It was so good.
Plus this.
By semi-request, Miss Indiana 2015. Note the absence of gravy, but those hips don’t lie.
http://content.missuniverse.com/media/photos/galleries/pu_2_2015_preliminarycompetitionswimsuit_usa20152659_105.jpg
She gave me a semi-request.
http://www.suprmchaos.com/hedymelb10_randall.jpg
Did you not see Miss Connecticut? Brother, they don’t get any whiter!
http://content.missuniverse.com/media/photos/galleries/pu_2_2015_preliminarycompetitionswimsuit_usa20152659_105.jpg
Bullshit. No one in Indiana is less than 200 pounds.
She may not be.
Miss Connecticut 2015
http://content.missuniverse.com/media/photos/galleries/pu_2_2015_preliminarycompetitionswimsuit_usa20152628_97.jpg
While I can’t quibble about North Carolina beating Providence based on last year’s entries Connecticut clearly got robbed.
Your home state represented well! Well, until she opens her mouth and a godawful New England accent comes out.
Miss Kansas 2015
http://content.missuniverse.com/media/photos/galleries/pu_2_2015_preliminarycompetitionswimsuit_usa20152668_107.jpg
Is Miss Indiana’s representative costume made of gravy?
England completes the grand slam for the first time since the Glory Year of 2003.
Small consolation after the World Cup meltdown, but consolation nevertheless.
Sweet!
http://dragonflycap.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/dennys-franchise-500.jpg
Ice Rams up by one against the Ice Patriots.
FRIST
secunded. POWNED!!11!!
ima n00b
I’ll start.
Perfect start. LOVE that band!