Your “Is England Still In After The Vote” Sunday Euro Open Thread

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Well, Saturday’s games were pretty dull, at least after the Swiss – Poland match. I was driving in the car, listening to the Portugal – Croatia match, and the BBC announcers were openly mocking the play, saying things like, “Well, if they’ve agreed to not play each other, why don’t they just shake hands and     just go straight to penalties?” Good thing it didn’t get to penalties – I don’t think the Beeb guys could’ve handled it.

Luckily, there are some better match ups today, so the day drinking should pay good dividends.

  • France – Ireland – 9:00
  • Germany – Slovakia – 12:00
  • Hungary – Belgium – 3:00

And, let’s not forget the Copa finale. Argentina – Chile from the Meadowlands this evening. It’s almost enough to help get though one more day until the start of NFL training camps in 29 days.

Hopefully, Monday brings another update from litre_cola. If all goes well, he might be Prime Minister of Great Britain by the time he returns.

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Beerguyrob
A Canadian man-child of indeterminate age, he stays young by selling alcohol at sporting events and yelling at the patrons he serves. Their rage nourishes his soul, and their tips pay for his numerous trips to various sporting events.
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Doktor Zymm

HATING RHYMES WITH DATING COINCIDENCE?!

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King Hippo

Do they also see ya rollin?

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herodotus450

Haters be dating smgdh

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

I’m not big on Rymes either.

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King Hippo

If Messi gets caught for another dive, he’d get sent off. That would also be glorious.

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I know very little about Messi, but I know that’s it’s really funny that Messi is Ronaldo’s son’s favorite player.

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JustStopDude

Ronoaldo looks like he was chiseled from granite to be a romance book cover model.

Messi looks like the contractor that is screwing me over because he keeps telling me that they will finish the roof next week.

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bourb0nblues

Niiiiiiice.

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Plus he’s so little. Like, 5’7.

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

it’s a fine messi you’ve gotten us into Ollie

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Doktor Zymm

The internet .
Pro : Can order pizza without talking to people
Con : People have like, 5 different ways to talk to you, and will use all of them

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herodotus450

http://i.imgur.com/szqVTkl.png

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King Hippo

Messi miss-y

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Sill Bimmons

http://i.ebayimg.com/images/i/252233173900-0-1/s-l1000.jpg

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Speaking of balls, my anti-summer rant earlier omitted another thing I despise about summer: how readily it makes my scrotum stick to my thigh.

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herodotus450

As long as you don’t have ovaries, talcum powder usually works.

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Sill Bimmons

They don’t make a comically oversized Kit Kat:

http://www.seriouseats.com/images/20110307-norway-kvikk-lunsj-kit-kat-all-bars.jpg

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That’s a shame because it would be an effective anti-PK weapon.

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Redshirt

A man can dream:

http://media.techeblog.com/images/giantkitkat.jpg

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Sill Bimmons

Glorious.

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Are those cakes or actual wafers?

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Doktor Zymm

Too fucking much people today, despite being home alone. Almost glad to get back to work tomorrow, but not really, there are other ways I could avoid social contact.

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JerBear50

Sorry Zymm. I get those days where I just can’t fucking stand anyone, myself included.

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Sill Bimmons

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Sill Bimmons

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King Hippo

I hope this goes to pens, and Chile wins 5-4 because Bravo stones Messi, and he cries like a baby.

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

http://67.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l25kjoqbej1qz9b3ko1_500.jpg

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I’m quite curious about the context of this.

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Sill Bimmons

She’s a Katie Nolan-type personality in Chile from what I understand.

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King Hippo

She can context me anywhere she’d like…

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Sill Bimmons

By then end of the match my flank steak will be at room temperature.

http://livingdope.com/product_images/c/098/tr401atg-w800h800z1-35001-tonight-we-feast__92488_thumb.jpg

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

http://67.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m5rup13tJ21r5zq6ao1_r1_500.gif

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King Hippo

shit, Di Maria off before 60′?

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Redshirt

Should I be concerned that I always relate the loveable dork who doesn’t know how to act around women?

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King Hippo

Take heart, if’n you’re anything liek us, you probably not that loveable!!!

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At least you relate to the loveable one.

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King Hippo

At halftime, there was a local spot for www dot ABOGADOPEDRO dot com. The ad had everything but wacky waving inflatable tube men.

I feel badly for the Spanish speaking North Carolinian in need of legal representation ,, smgdh

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Unsurprised

Time for GoT

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

http://66.media.tumblr.com/1789f1870e0764550be19db602389a69/tumblr_o0cly2T4Hw1qigfjto1_1280.jpg

Perhaps alcohol was involved in the attempted jump.

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Doktor Zymm

Bollards!

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King Hippo

give her props for still having her undies on?

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

NO! I WILL NOT!

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GIS reveals this to be a “drunk British person.”

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Sill Bimmons

There’s gonna be blood in the second half.

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King Hippo

LET’S HOPE

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King Hippo

never recall seeing 5 mins of stoppage time in first half…

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Sill Bimmons

The best I ever saw was AC Milan level 1 — 1 against Parma at 90:00 with Berlusconi in attendance entertaining some Middle Eastern oil sheiks.

EIGHT MINUTES of stoppage time, and wouldn’t you know it, AC pulled out the win.

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tundrajim

Huh, the referee’s last name is Dredd.

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Redshirt

No I can’t get the thought of Judge Dredd as a baseball umpire. Its doubly funny if its Stallone’s Dredd.

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King Hippo

THAT TRULY WAS ABOUT AS BAD AS ACTING GETS

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Sill Bimmons

I win!

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Redshirt

Didn’t load on my screen.

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Sill Bimmons

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Redshirt

I was going by Stallone movies. Though I think that’s so bad, it can act as wild card.

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Sill Bimmons

I think we can agree that they’re both terrible.

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Unsurprised

I AM THE LAW!

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Redshirt

Celebrity Family Feud’s 1st question: 100 men were asked “What thing is married men allowed to do to their wife’s butts?”

What we’re all thinking of didn’t make the list.

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Sill Bimmons

Like them, particularly if they’re big?

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Unsurprised

As a single man, the mind reels at the possibilities.

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Sill Bimmons

As a divorced man, 99.99% of the possibilities your mind is reeling at are not actually possibilities.

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Doktor Zymm

If she’s a professional athlete, go right ahead and pat!
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Unsurprised

JFC. He’s posting Breitbart links to Facebook now. Let this be a warning to surround moderate liberals with other liberals, especially dumb ones.

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King Hippo

maybe this fucker’ll finish 7 vs 7?

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Sill Bimmons

ROJO ON ROJO VIOLENCE

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I doubt she’s a Colts fan as she doesn’t appear to be 300 pounds and slathered in gravy.

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Sill Bimmons

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herodotus450

Is that a hotdog in the crust? What kind of pizza has Armor hotdogs stuffed into the crust!

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King Hippo

another rojo?

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Sill Bimmons

Argentina and Chile have the world’s third-longest continuous national border at 3,923 miles.

http://10mosttoday.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/argentina-chile.jpg

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Argentina%E2%80%93Chile_relations

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Every time I look at Chile I wonder why anyone would want to make a country so long and skinny.

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Sill Bimmons

It’s the pipe cleaner of nations.

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JerBear50

Oh good. There’ll be more wall to build when Trump finishes with ours.

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JerBear50

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

The fans in KC may be drinkin’ it.

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JerBear50

Browns fans are hoping for Jones’ original recipe.

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Sill Bimmons

Just beat me to it.

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King Hippo

HOLY FUCKBALLS, what a save by both keeper and defender.

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King Hippo

Going solamente with Univision para la gran final.

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Doktor Zymm

What a tosser.

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King Hippo

I bet Blue knows just how Steve likes it, too!

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

That is a LOT of peanut-butter.

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Horatio Cornblower

My wife knew she had to stop being a full-time stay-at-home Mom and start working at least part-time when she started to think Steve was hot.

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Doktor Zymm

Eh, talking to the kid. He seem a’ight.

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Doktor Zymm

A bit more into this “talking and communicating with people” thing than I am but meh, everyone has their faults.

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Unsurprised

Beware. He’ll eventually usurp your power claiming to be on some kind of hero’s journey.

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Well this is horrifying.

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Thanks.

I thought it was funny; but either works.

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

That’s unfortunate; I’m sure she is a nice lady.
http://67.media.tumblr.com/0a34c46073ab25aeda568aece11f39ad/tumblr_o1u5daxOW71ru67qro1_500.jpg

Or she is sending a message to the studio.

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Redshirt

So Pete Rose is in the Reds Hall of Fame and his number is retired. Now I can officially close the book on the 2016 Cincinnati Reds and mentally prepare myself for the 2016-17 Cincinnati Bengals.

(opens can of beer)

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Even in a stock photo a dog at the beach is one of the happiest creatures.

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