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Man, everyone must really be enjoying the holidays weekend!
There is Germany-Italy and a shitload of WW2 jokes on tap today. Also, I expect random gifs, near-naked girls, and beer talk.
YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO!
July 2 morning Open Thread
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This fine gentleman played the last set of the second – and LAST US festival.
He was fucking mesmerizing.
And I am spent.
Not exactly a ringing endorsement for the product.
HELL YEAH
David Byrne was fucking around with some world beats and rhythms during this time and it was easily his best stuff.
And then the sun set.
I was tripping balls so hard. Baked at a steady 110 degrees in the Devore Pass, totally sunstroked out.
Then these guys.
First of three time I’ve seen them live.
David Byrne said “We have a song to play for you. It doesn’t have a name yet.”
Then this.
Well shit, I’m just gonna play then.
Great choice. Great band.
Then these guys came on stage.
Well THAT worked great, until it didn’t.
“The Card Cheat” (The Clash, 1979)
How do you embed a YouTube video with the preview frame? (as opposed to just the text link)
I think you have to be one of the oh-so-special favored ones.
You have to go to the desktop version of YouTube, click “Share”, click “Embed”, and copy the text. Then paste it in the comment.
That should hopefully work.
British ’50s starlet Sabrina, in teh colorz!
http://img02.deviantart.net/c656/i/2016/173/b/0/sabrina_by_zombotronic-da78j7s.jpg
I love the colorizations you do!
Thanks! Much appreciated! I’m working on a few new ones that I’m hoping to post soon…but first I really have to get that HRTN poster done…
That’s great work.
Riddems!
Has the Bond franchise been more racist to anyone than they have to Asian people?
This is a shot at Professor Po, isn’t it? Look, his family is from Russia. His real name is Pokorovich.
STOP BEING SO JUDGEMENTAL YOU GUYS
Uhhh, have seen Live and Let Die?
http://www.wow247.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/Live-and-Let-Die-gif.gif
One of the cool things about the first 2 US Festivals is that Oingo Boingo played both of them as did English Beat.
Love this fucking band!
This too.
WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU NAME YOUR DAUGHTERS JILLY AND TILLY?!
Journey – Stone In Love
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kFqXFE8OSG4
I’ll DJ for a minute.
I just realized the actor who plays Walder Frey is the guy with the massive arsenal in Hot Fuzz.
A light moment on Moonbase 6.
http://67.media.tumblr.com/4b04a17f633d5b37ee48a77de11912e4/tumblr_o9hi74729t1toxp0vo1_1280.jpg
Fuck Kanye. But yeah, one of my favorites.
Don’t you judge me.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZH3cPk_edRU
?w=1359
In case there was any doubt, I would have fucked the shit out of Moneypenny
HER DESK IR RIGHT THERE! LOCK THE DOOR.
Yeah, you had to know it was coming…phrasing.
Outkast – Roses
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gWju37TZfo0
Don’t mess it up fo’ evahbody…Greyhound don’t float on water.
Outkast – Hey Ya
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PWgvGjAhvIw
Outkast – The Way You Move
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xI5NQ-0Ubfs
Outkast – So Fresh So Clean
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-JfEJq56IwI
Silicon Valley was great.
But it’s time for Goldfinger
Odd how just reading that made the theme song flash in my head.
Something else flashed in mine, but sure, let’s do your thing.
… along with the theme song, I guess, thought that would be a given.
Shirley Bassey fucking wails
Men At Work – It’s A Mistake
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I0AxrOUJ62E
I saw them in 1984.
US Festival.
True story.
always a good song to finish the night on:
My black shroud, I never trust my feelings
I waited for the remedy
Skyfall sucked and I have no intent to see Spectre or any other Bond film ever again, but I love the idea of Refn making a Bond movie. Speaking of whom, I want to see The Neon Demon because it looks pretty and I like Refn’s movies because I am the 1%.
Meh, I liked it even though it supposedly sucked.
I liked it too. I’m not sure why people thought it sucked.
Expectations of something different?
http://67.media.tumblr.com/538a362154cb9e2b9c2e61f1418602e2/tumblr_mtqzx7bWiL1rdfgw4o1_r1_500.gif
Randall Flag: Antichrist, Wannabe Tom Cruise.
Whoever that is would make a solid Randall Flag.
He looks like an asshole.
It’s Matthew McConaughey. He’s playing Randall Flag in the Dark Tower movie.
Oh shit.
I like the casting.
” You screwed up Lloyd!”
Didn’t recognize him with the makeup.
But doesn’t he look like Tom Cruise? Who may as well be the Antichrist now.
Ummmmm….HELLOOOOOOOO?????
How about a little credit here? Evil while still being 90s TV safe.
Fuck you, Mcconnowhineyass.
And I was in a lot of other shit too!!!!!!!
http://2static.fjcdn.com/pictures/Stephen_59e5ca_5668896.jpg
I would just go with idiot, but yeah.
I’d take the bongo player over the fucking crazy scientologist any day.
Naked bongo player. So he’s extra special good
Back to Beavis days!!
oh fuck yes.
Gibby!
To which I add
Hippo <3 teh Deal sisters.
FOAR their talent, their cool, and/or their bodies. JUST CALL ME, GODDAMNIT.
/actually, better text PLEAZ
So throughout the course of this thread we’ve discussed rimming, fornication, masturbation, constipation and a collection of Japanese and German “niche” porn.
IS THAT ALL YOU’VE GOT DFO???
Buncha sick fucks!
always the perfect accompaniment
whee! redux
Awesome costume!
“What costume?” – Ghost Elephant
Serial Killers! part deux. This is WAY more creepy, in my view. Sufjan Stevens is just the best.
More MUSIC!
Goddammit….do I have to dial a 1 first or don’t I?????
http://img0.joyreactor.com/pics/post/gif-SFW-porn-nsfw-1729936.gif
Why am I thinking of Bob and Linda Belcher?
OH, Bawwwbbyyy!!!!!
Have you seen the Woodrocket porn parody? Quite hilarious.
No I have not
/cut and paste
Nor would I ever want to see any such thing, my good sir.
Just add a .com to the end and let me know later what you think…
Since somebody mentioned SERIAL KILLERS…
my blushing bride…
I for one cannot wait for Christmas.
http://assets.pornsfw.com/hashed_silo_content/silo_content/1033/resized/sfw-porn-1225148604-65645.jpg
no wonder DAT SMILE yo
And I thought Christmas came only once a year!
That was the only thing that redeemed that entire movie.
That movie suuuuucked
It really did.
I kid you not, though, ten minutes ago I said the words, “man, I could really go for a bond movie right now.” As I do not have sole custody of the remote, we’re about to catch up on Silicon Valley.
oh, you LUCKY FUCK. Silicon Vallley was TEH TITS this season.
Next thing you’ll tell us you’re getting laid at the end of all this!
I stay highhhhh all the time….just to get by…..
Is that fear or delight? It’s hard to tell and scary to think about.
Either way, a serial killer is born.
I was hoping it was terror, but now that you mention it…..
welcome to reality, little fucker!!
whee!
OK, this one is just fucking funny as shit. Still would be if the real dick was visible.
http://assets.pornsfw.com/hashed_silo_content/silo_content/1020/resized/sfw-porn-1225143811-14407.jpg
I’m dying over here! That’s awesome!
Thank the lord she dedicated herself to healing.
http://img0.joyreactor.com/pics/comment/full/gif-nsfw-porn-porn-edits-851298.jpeg
Oh you suck.
It’s the jpeg ending. Somehow it doesn’t embed.
Yeah, I usually catch that, but didn’t notice it that time.
And it seems she does, too
For real, though, I’m assuming some of that isn’t real.
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