July 2 morning Open Thread

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Man, everyone must really be enjoying the holidays weekend!

There is Germany-Italy and a shitload of WW2 jokes on tap today.  Also,  I expect random gifs, near-naked girls,  and beer talk.

YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO!

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

http://41.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l92n66pv9g1qa70eyo1_1280.jpg

That’s right.

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ballsofsteelandfury

NIIICE!

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theeWeeBabySeamus

My spidey sense tells me….uhhhh, uhhhh…oh shit….
Sorry, let me get you a towel.
http://images-cdn.9gag.com/photo/a4domEm_700b.jpg

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ballsofsteelandfury

That is too good! The bag of money is killing me. Double vertical bars FTW!

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theeWeeBabySeamus

I know, these things are cracking me the fuck up.

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ballsofsteelandfury

I still have no idea how you East Coasters stay up so late. Major props to you guys!

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King Hippo

to be honest…I have to wait on some laundry to finish. Oldest white Saturday night answer ever!

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BrettFavresColonoscopy

Today was a good day. The lady and I joined another couple in visiting three of DC’s newish distilleries and a brewery. Let’s get crunk.

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King Hippo

I guess you didn’t even have to use your AK?

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BrettFavresColonoscopy

Shit got real for a little there, but all good

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ballsofsteelandfury

Yeah Right”s margarita recipe got me thinking. Informal poll : Who here enjoys a good rimmed “glass”?

http://31.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m8hsvbrZeB1raysz9o1_400.gif

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laserguru

Depends?

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ballsofsteelandfury

That answer works on so many levels.

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theeWeeBabySeamus

I just want to point out that depending upon where the “rim” discussion goes, it might also determine where the “depends”™ discussion goes. But yes, it never hurts to be prepared for all possible permutations.

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King Hippo

I enjoy the new Glass Animals track:

What you suggest sounds DIRTY, good sir, and I shan’t hear of it…

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laserguru

I mentioned the salt, sugar, lime thing earlier and if we really ARE discussing a rimmed alcohol glass? It’s decent but all in all…

I can do without it.

Now if we’re discussing other applications, I prefer mine Thai style.
That means yes.
Yes.

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ballsofsteelandfury

You know me well enough to know where my mind is.

Yes, it’s the gutter.

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laserguru

MUSIC!

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King Hippo

good Bowie hustle!!

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King Hippo

This is the longest goddamned morning I can ever remembers.

/cracks 3rd beer so won’t be tempted to drive

//time to take it DEPRESSING!!

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theeWeeBabySeamus

Ummm, not sure how to break this to you, but it’s 10 at night.

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King Hippo

BUT TEH TITLE OF TEH ACTIVE OPEN THREAD!!!

/reading is fundamental

//yes, we both went to Cow College

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theeWeeBabySeamus

OK, I was just a tad worried about ya there for sec.
MooU foarevah and shit.

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theeWeeBabySeamus

No worries, she’s on the case.
http://drunkenstepfather.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/sfw-porn-19.jpg

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ballsofsteelandfury

MOAR SFW PRON!

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theeWeeBabySeamus

Some of it is barely SFW, and even still totally classless.
So I guess what I’m saying is that I think that’s a great idea….
http://i2.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/facebook/000/020/380/sfw-porn.com_37.jpg

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theeWeeBabySeamus

Foo Fighters – Everlong
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eBG7P-K-r1Y

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Gratliff

Oh nice. A new Jim Jefferies special on Netflix. The Bill Cosby Rape stuff starts early

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ballsofsteelandfury

Sweet! He’s awesome!

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theeWeeBabySeamus

Oh, I am so going to hell for laughing so hard at this.
Meh, my reservation was already pretty much guaranteed.
http://img1.joyreactor.com/pics/post/full/gif-SFW-porn-nsfw-1729935.gif

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ballsofsteelandfury

It’s the tongue wagging that makes it.

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theeWeeBabySeamus

Inorite?
Such attention to detail!!!!

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King Hippo

I’m a sucker for detail. Also, Catherine the Great would love us this…morning

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King Hippo

True or False (and this pisses my college drinking buddy off something fierce):

C.H.I.P.S. is arguably MOAR homoerotic than even Top Gun?

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theeWeeBabySeamus

Also, True.
Ponch and Jon are dreamy.

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ballsofsteelandfury

Extremely true.

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King Hippo

some nights, one gets medium drunk and watches Trailer Park Boys, ya know?

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theeWeeBabySeamus

Still working to achieve medium, but Eastbound and Down might be on the evening’s playlist so, let’s call it even.

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Fucking perfect!

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laserguru

OK, we’re all adults here for the most part.
Occasionally as a functioning human being you will encounter the digestive issue where maybe, let’s say the mail isn’t moving along.
Maybe it’s not enough fiber, I know pain meds contribute to it also but once in awhile you need something that will, how you say, unleash the flood gates.

Today’s meal worked perfectly.

I also recommend a plate of wings and a pitcher of beer.
My old school trick was to visit a Carl’s Junior and order anything on the menu.

Sorry but I digress.

Anyone else have a suggestion for a stoppage in regulation?

Not that I need it anymore.

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Get some sugarless ice cream or cookies that taste overly sweet (ingredients known as sugar alcohols); eat the box…. ….. you’ll be ready to go in no time.

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King Hippo

BACON.

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ballsofsteelandfury

Taco Bell. Works wonders for my dad.

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laserguru

That’s another old school remedy.
In some cases you don’t even get to finish eating.

I have a brother who says you may as well eat on the toilet.
I don’t recommend it but he does have a point.

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Low Commander of the Super Soldiers

There’s a Mexican place by me nicknamed Fila-squirtos for a reason. Even the freaking beans and cheese will do I !

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

NSFW

h

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ballsofsteelandfury

That’s funny.

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

http://67.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mdadykkR4C1qzsh8yo1_500.gif

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theeWeeBabySeamus

Overheard in the stables earlier…
Nuh uh, Imma make a skid WAY longer than yours.

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ballsofsteelandfury

I’m pretty sure Jill has one of these:

http://www.fetishtoybox.com/images/HORSE%20TAIL%20ANAL%20PLUG.jpg

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ballsofsteelandfury

That’s just perfect.

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laserguru

Goddamn that’s a tasty Margarita.
Quick and easy Margarita recipe.
1 can frozen Limeade
3/4 measure of tequila poured into that Limeade can, fill the rest of the can with triple sec.
Mix and serve over ice or put in a blender with ice and make it slushy style.
I don’t use a salt rimmed glass but if you were to mix equal parts salt and sugar with a squeeze of fresh lime juice, mix together and rim the glad with that I wouldn’t complain too much.

You’re welcome.
I’m drinking again!

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ballsofsteelandfury

RIM!

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theeWeeBabySeamus

comment image

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Brick Meathook

I’ve had a different version of this.

One can frozen lime concentrate, pour into blender
Fill empty can with tequila, pour into blender
Fill empty can with Mexican beer, pour into blender
Pack blender to the top with ice
Blend until Squishy-fied
Get hammered

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ballsofsteelandfury

This is an awesome idea that I need to experiment with!

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

DON’T FORGET THE CHIPS.

http://66.media.tumblr.com/056a089ae2a55c8bc7ceeeecef039bf4/tumblr_nx7crsnqtJ1uxc1fro1_500.jpg

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Horatio Cornblower

I remember this from a ways back; some German beer ad. It’s actually pretty funny.

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Horatio Cornblower

Might’ve been Australian at that.

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

BALLS IS LURKING AND LIKING!

http://67.media.tumblr.com/e2a5c185550841465faf9d455c67121e/tumblr_mfrxklZYKS1qabm4no1_1280.jpg

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

“Damn, that was close!”

http://66.media.tumblr.com/5f1446dd6b7e1328a47671f2db9c1293/tumblr_n4ozwh1OxD1ta83ebo10_r1_400.gif

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Doktor Zymm

I AM DRUNK WOOOOO
Also, Fuck everyone who needs it. And that’s many, many people.

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King Hippo

In the future, God willing, the world will have 6-foot cats that patrol the streets, punching humans that need it.

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

http://66.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mdv6lrzWg21rf4y0do1_1280.jpg

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

That really was comical.

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makeitsnowondem

Christ, that one should have been saved.

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King Hippo

Honestly, I think he just wanted it to end. Before he had to take one himself.

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

First read that as ‘shaved’…. I’ll stick with the first version.

http://65.media.tumblr.com/71d04ee4b42b4d555da07ddae6e35963/tumblr_norrq5b2RK1rl6z4wo1_540.jpg

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Horatio Cornblower

Let’s see Germany top that!

/German kicker collapses and rolls ball forward 3′

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Horatio Cornblower

Or not.

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King Hippo

the keepers have to go soon!

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makeitsnowondem

That’s my favorite part!

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makeitsnowondem

Kimmich looks like King Tommen.

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makeitsnowondem

Saving your best penalty kick takers for after the first five is a pretty novel strategy, and it’s surprising to see both of these teams adopted it.

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King Hippo

now, here come the fuckers who are SUPPOSED to be bad at pens…

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Horatio Cornblower

I need that car.

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His Right Honorable Lord Lordship the Lordly

Holy fuck, this is an atrocious penalty kicks.

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Redshirt

Maybe they’re kicking with their non-dominant legs?

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Horatio Cornblower

Jesus Christ.

This is almost becoming hilarious.

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makeitsnowondem

What the fuck are any of these people doing?

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King Hippo

The fuck indeed

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Horatio Cornblower

Throwing a game?

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Horatio Cornblower

This shoot-out has all the competency of the British vote to leave the EU.

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King Hippo

These were supposed to be the GOOD teams? Jeebus…

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Horatio Cornblower

I will never get tired of watching Thomas Muller fail.

Surprised he didn’t grab his ankle and fall to the ground after the save.

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King Hippo

Is Muller taking a dive or something? Holy shit.

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Redshirt

25 people coming to my house for the 4th of July for a cookout and pool party and its now supposed to rain and storm. I know God isn’t particularly fond of the two finalists we’ve chosen for President, but why does he have to take it out on my and my family?

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Horatio Cornblower

Rent-A-Tent

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Redshirt

Do they make one to cover a 27′ pool?

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King Hippo

you’re ALREADY WET in the pool, so what’s the problem?

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Redshirt

The lightning may pose a problem…

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King Hippo

Hey, you only live once…just mock anyone who shows concern.

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

God? God is concerned about the Bengals!

http://67.media.tumblr.com/3cf45e06ff8591260adc6372bcfc5fee/tumblr_mwtb9liBIu1qehsobo5_1280.jpg

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Redshirt

Yeah, but that’s for harming his greatest football creation.

http://a4.espncdn.com/combiner/i?img=%2Fphoto%2F2016%2F0112%2Fr43631_1296x729_16-9.jpg

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Horatio Cornblower

That was one nasty injury.

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King Hippo

My hip hurts thinking about it.

/pill bottle flies open

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makeitsnowondem

Gentlemen.

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King Hippo

my cats are bored by teh Lesser Footy. Yours?

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makeitsnowondem

Napping harder than I have ever seen a creature nap in my life.

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King Hippo

Thomas Muller is this team’s Odie, huh?

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Horatio Cornblower

The Germans with a lightning like counterattack!

If only there were a German term for such an attack….

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King Hippo

Feels weird cheerin’ FOAR teh Krauts. eh?? But Trump is MOAR Mussolini than Hitler, so…ich bin ein Berliner WOO!!!!!

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King Hippo

Tell Joachim Loew. He’s not even gonna have time to get shit on before dinner now ,, smgdh.

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ballsofsteelandfury

New page at 146? Not too shabby!

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