2016 Quotables (Week 2 – Results)

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Apologies for the delay in getting these done and online! Another great round of submissions last week, and I’ll be sure to get the Week 3 entries up here real soon as well. Thanks as well to the Maestro for helping with getting this posted today.

“Like so many others, Russell Wilson came to LA full of dreams, only to end up stripped, making his living on his back” -Zymm
“Yeah, well, if that had been Kaepernick playing QB on 4th and 10, he would’ve just taken a knee.” -Lothar of the Hill People
“Shocking everyone, local resident completes something at the University of Phoenix.” -Unsurprised

 

“We’re gonna need smaller sutures.” -nomonkeyfun
“Matty Ice once again demonstrates that redheaded guys only score by accident.” -Anonymous Commentist
“Do I get a sack stat for this I have a ridiculous contract and need all the help I can get as I am an overpaid asshat.” -litre_cola
“Great play by the Bears defense… so it must have been done by mistake.” -Duchess
“Remember, you’re doing it for the money and titties” -BFC

 

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Unsurprised

I still prefer my submission for the last one, which was “Jay Gruden can get fucked in the dickhole.”

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

That will cost him $50 extra.

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Unsurprised

Do you think anyone ever calls out (quote)Mark Twain(quote) when sounding?

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theeWeeBabySeamus

I contest these results once again. Dammit.
Yes, in spite of the fact that I had no entries this week.

Blax is a one man overlord wrecking crew.

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BrettFavresColonoscopy

Guess you’re going to pass on the opportunity to claim “anonymous commentist” for yourself…

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SonOfSpam

I won’t. Yay making fun of gingers!

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

We’re gonna need smaller sutures. -nomonkeyfun

http://www.hillaryrettig.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/Thats-Gold-Jerry-Gold-Kenny-Bania-Seinfeld-Quote.gif

All of these are fucking funny; I also like that player/team bitterness creeps in; nice work.

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Also; what is the deal with quotation marks and the comments not posting. No big deal, it’s just very curious and probably is the NSA interfering with us.

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Also, also; is this from the long lost Porn Episode?

http://img.pandawhale.com/91547-Elaine-spits-gif-foaming-at-mo-YKAP.gif

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Could be the FBI tho.

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ArmedandHammered

All are great, but I think I enjoyed Dr. Zymm’s the best.

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Blaxabbath

U rule, the Maestro.

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The Maestro

<3 u blax

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