Tuesdays with Balls

I am giving my thoughts on the weekly games and also using this post to serve as Open Thread.

New England 27 Houston 0

I haven’t seen Houston take a pounding like that from people that literally just came off the street since the Houston 500

Buffalo 33 Arizona 18

Boy, the Cardinals are not a good road team, are they?  To be fair, they’re probably not a good team period.

Oakland 17 Tennessee 10

Luckily, the only people watching this game were drunk Raiders fans and Titan fans in Puerto Rico that have access to good pills and weed.

Washington 29 New York Giants 27

I would love to do a 25 questions on this game about Peyton giving Eli shit for losing to these dipshits.

Cleveland 24 Miami 30

You know, it’s getting to the point that I feel bad for the people of Cleveland.  Then I remember that the Cavs won and I don’t feel bad anymore.  I hope everyone has turned into Cavs fans, for their own sanity.

Baltimore 19 Jacksonville 17

Someone said it before, but I’ll repeat it:  Baltimore is the worst 3-0 team in the history of the world.  Well, not really, but they do suck.

Detroit 27 Green Bay 34

This must have been a fantasy football bonanza.

/checks fantasy teams

FUCK YEAH M JONES!

Denver 29 Cincinnati 17

Apparently, you do not need a QB in this league.  Of course, your defense has to be amazing, but still.

Minnesota 22 Carolina 10

/checks DFO Suicide Pool

Fuck you, Minny.  Fuck you very much.

Los Angeles 37 Tampa Bay 32

Wow, Tampa Bay really sucks, don’t they?

San Francisco 18 Seattle 37

San Francisco must be really bad if they allowed 37 to Seattle who couldn’t score more than 3 against the Rams.   Did Ciara say no to sex this week?

Kansas City 24 New York Jets 3

So I heard that Fitzmagic had 6 INTs.  Yeah, that makes perfect JETS sense.

San Diego 24 Indianapolis 26

I have absolutely no interest in this game whatsoever.  Probably like everyone that had to watch it on CBS.

Pittsburgh 3 Philadelphia 34

That’s a typo, right?  No way we suck that hard, right?

/ double checks

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

Dallas 31 Chicago 17

Neither Cutler nor Romo played.  We are in a new age, people.  It’s the Age of the Packed Ham!

Atlanta 45 New Orleans 32

A Pac 12 game broke out on Monday Night Football!  Nice!

Have at it.