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2016 Quotables (Week 2 – Results)

September 27, 2016

Apologies for the delay in getting these done and online! Another great round of submissions last week, and I’ll be sure to get the Week 3 entries up here real soon as well. Thanks as well to the Maestro for helping with getting this posted today.

*“Like so many others, Russell Wilson came to LA full of dreams, only to end up stripped, making his living on his back” -Zymm*

*“Yeah, well, if that had been Kaepernick playing QB on 4th and 10, he would’ve just taken a knee.” -Lothar of the Hill People*

*“Shocking everyone, local resident completes something at the University of Phoenix.” -Unsurprised*

“We’re gonna need smaller sutures.” -nomonkeyfun

*“Matty Ice once again demonstrates that redheaded guys only score by accident.” -Anonymous Commentist*

*“Do I get a sack stat for this I have a ridiculous contract and need all the help I can get as I am an overpaid asshat.” -litre_cola*

*“Great play by the Bears defense… so it must have been done by mistake.” -Duchess*

*“Remember, you’re doing it for the money and titties” -BFC*

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16 Comments

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

September 28, 2016 4:39 am

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Unsurprised

September 27, 2016 2:28 pm

I still prefer my submission for the last one, which was “Jay Gruden can get fucked in the dickhole.”

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Reply to Unsurprised

September 27, 2016 2:58 pm

That will cost him $50 extra.

Unsurprised

Reply to Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

September 27, 2016 3:04 pm

Do you think anyone ever calls out (quote)Mark Twain(quote) when sounding?

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

September 27, 2016 2:13 pm

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theeWeeBabySeamus

Admin

September 27, 2016 1:35 pm

I contest these results once again. Dammit.
Yes, in spite of the fact that I had no entries this week.

Blax is a one man overlord wrecking crew.

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Admin

Reply to theeWeeBabySeamus

September 27, 2016 1:36 pm

Guess you’re going to pass on the opportunity to claim “anonymous commentist” for yourself…

SonOfSpam

Editor

Reply to BrettFavresColonoscopy

September 27, 2016 4:35 pm

I won’t. Yay making fun of gingers!

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Reply to theeWeeBabySeamus

September 27, 2016 1:54 pm

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

September 27, 2016 1:06 pm

We’re gonna need smaller sutures. -nomonkeyfun

http://www.hillaryrettig.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/Thats-Gold-Jerry-Gold-Kenny-Bania-Seinfeld-Quote.gif

All of these are fucking funny; I also like that player/team bitterness creeps in; nice work.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Reply to Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

September 27, 2016 1:08 pm

Also; what is the deal with quotation marks and the comments not posting. No big deal, it’s just very curious and probably is the NSA interfering with us.