Your “Drunk As Hell And Enlisted At The Last Second To Throw Up An Open Post? Sure, Why Not?” Thursday Night Open Thread

I’m so sorry all you guys missed “Daniel Alfredsson Appreciation Night” a little while ago. He meant quite a bit to the city of Ottawa and the country of Sweden but very little to anyone else. That said, I almost cried. For some reason that I still don’t understand, I had season tickets to the Sens when they were the most atrocious Browns-like franchise you could possibly imagine. The drafting of lil ‘ole Danny in the 5th round of a draft in the mid-90’s (details are for suckers, man) marked the incredibly slow turnaround of the Senators. Things got better to the point where they got blown out by the Ducks in the Stanley Cup Finals some years later. Quite the legacy, don’t you think?

Espn tells me that there are some truly delicious tilts on tonight but the paid-less interns are just doing they’re soul-sapping job. I’m truly in no shape to tell you what those games are but experience tells me you have a modicum of intelligence and can figure that out on your own. As near as I can figger the main appeal of throwing this post up is that some weirdos whose sense of humour I like will cause me to giggle. Right now I don’t feel I can ask the world much more than that.

TYPE LIKE YOU’VE NEVER TYPED BEFORE!!!

 

 

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Beerguyrob

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
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blackroseMD1

Boy, I’ll tell you whut…it sure is a good season to be both a Chargers and Razorbacks football fan.

/drinks hemlock

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You don’t have to be a fan of either.

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Brocky

fucking irish Catholics…

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Yes they do

Brocky

, mildly related: I miss her so much:

http://i.imgur.com/uO6yHRL.gif

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All my favorites were pretty much only active in 2009-10. The only exception is Janice Griffith.

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Brocky

fucking Irish Catholics…

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Yes I would.

Brocky

day 8:

MY FEET STILL FUCKING HURT

WCS

WCS

WCS

JerBear50

Hey, it’s the Commentist party theme song.

WCS

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Horatio Cornblower

Ok, one more. Saw these guys in Boston and one of the best shows I’ve ever seen. Just blew the roof off the place.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0vOyZfsWat4

JerBear50

Not so thrilled with the new one they just released, but I fucking love DBT. And Isbell too. Their triple live album from last year is on in my car at least once a week.

Horatio Cornblower

Last one then I’m calling it a night. Lucinda Williams since JerBear has reminded me how much she fucking rocks.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rIc-ndrNaEE

Horatio Cornblower

Springsteen and Etheridge do ‘Thunder Road’.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5cXzFhZVMnQ

Horatio Cornblower

‘Jolene’ by Dolly Parton is, I think, one of the all-time songs. Here’s a duet with Dolly and Melissa Etheridge, the latter of whom I was in to way before she came out and every coed who was “gay” for 2 years started going to the concerts and pricing the tickets out of reach.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4tQnILD0_vw

JerBear50

Norah Jones has an awesome country cover band called the Little Willies. They do a really good cover of Jolene.

Horatio Cornblower

There’s a ton of good covers. It’s such a great song it’s hard to fuck up although I’ll bet I would.

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The number of conservatives rushing to the defense of motherfucking Russia makes me wish for the nuclear annihilation of the flyover states.

theeWeeBabySeamus

In all seriousness, I do have a fondness for this terrible song because of a little dance number performed by someone who used to be in my life.
*sigh*
fuck you guys.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gNrlqx-N98U

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Making up for missing the brownie girl posted earlier.
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theeWeeBabySeamus

Imma have to check ID’s….just saying.

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Fuck you. Maisie turned 18 in April 2015.

JerBear50

Had a woman trying to set me up with her 24 y/o daughter last week, and even that young made me feel a little uncomfortable.

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Oh boo hoo

Horatio Cornblower

There’s no way I’m messing with any Stark girls; those fuckers got METAL this past season.

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Sansa is going to end up doing something evil and/or stupid soon.

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Horatio Cornblower

That song straight up fucking rocks. Excellent call.

JerBear50

Lucinda is bad ass. Saw her open up for Neil Young back in 03’ish.

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Hot chicks with fucked-up teeth

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0wBDDAZkNtk