Oh shoot — hi there. blax here comin’ at you with another results edition of Quotables. Busy week here and I gotta be honest, I didn’t realize it was Friday (results day here at Quotables HQ) until I turned on the TV this morning and realized it was Inaugration Day. Not quite sure what kind of psycho gets inaugurated on a Friday considering that’s the day the NFL likes to generate it’s dirty laundry press releases. But maybe I’m just being paranoid. I mean, maybe Donald Trump really does have nothing to hide and the timing of this event is just happenstance. Either way, I hope Obama walks out of there as soon as Trump takes the oath, heard over a hot mic explaining to Michelle that, “Fuck this. I’m off the clock.”
Ok, I guess that’s all I really got so here are your Division Round results. Enjoy, get some rest, and stay hydrated because we’re on the Conference Championships this weekend.
Good work, peoples.
For you wrasslin’ fans; do women name their moves differently, and if so is this one called “The Cosby”?
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Night of the election, I noticed a huge, unattended pile of bricks just off one of the main streets of my hometown, apparently to be used for renovating a goodly section of the sidewalk on that street. As of last week, that effort had not begun. Last night, I saw that someone had put a fence around these bricks, and I thought, “Smart move,” until I noticed the fence was really quite easy to move. The protests in town are gonna be FUN!
Let it happen …
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Welp, today is the first day of the rest of our lives. This includes you Canadiens here, too.
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For me the top spot is a tie between ArmedAndHammered and BloodyLethal.
#blessed to be acknowledged for my domestic violence quip
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I think its hilarious that Fred Durst apparently had better shit to do than play at the inauguration last night. I mean he probably needs the fucking money right?
Wooo! I got one!!