2016 Quotables – Divisional Round (Results)

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Oh shoot — hi there. blax here comin’ at you with another results edition of Quotables. Busy week here and I gotta be honest, I didn’t realize it was Friday (results day here at Quotables HQ) until I turned on the TV this morning and realized it was Inaugration Day. Not quite sure what kind of psycho gets inaugurated on a Friday considering that’s the day the NFL likes to generate it’s dirty laundry press releases. But maybe I’m just being paranoid. I mean, maybe Donald Trump really does have nothing to hide and the timing of this event is just happenstance. Either way, I hope Obama walks out of there as soon as Trump takes the oath, heard over a hot mic explaining to Michelle that, “Fuck this. I’m off the clock.”

Ok, I guess that’s all I really got so here are your Division Round results. Enjoy, get some rest, and stay hydrated because we’re on the Conference Championships this weekend.

Pretty impressive that Alex Smith can lead his receiver into death.
“To be fair, even Alex Smith knows that if you need a timeout late, an injury timeout is safer than counting on Andy Reid to have one ready to go.” -BrettFavresColonoscopy
Something about Poole + Recovery Water
“That hit reset BOTH Charmslinger and Ciara to virgins.” -LemonJello
“Why are the birds at the ends of this rotisserie?” -ArmedandHammered
Seahawks have got to get rid of Darrell Bevell.
“You see where there are only two footprints? That was me stepping on your foot to trip you.” -Bloody Lethal
Chargers fans react reasonably
“Low Commander, taking some time off to relax before work.” -Ballsofsteelandfury
You can't tell me the guy who is ready to fight a 270 lbs man and a game official in the rage of getting his privilege checked did not vote for Donald Trump.
“Goodell has just announced a $16,000 fine on the ref for this hit.” -Marc Trestmans Windowless Van
Because I don't like Clay Matthews....
“Zeke better keep working on that spin move what with all of those domestic violence charges coming for him this Summer.” -Enrico Pallazzo
Aaaannndddd to begin easing you into the off-season....
“His first words were ‘May I mambo dogface in the banana patch?'” -SonOfSpam
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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Good work, peoples.

For you wrasslin’ fans; do women name their moves differently, and if so is this one called “The Cosby”?

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entropy

Night of the election, I noticed a huge, unattended pile of bricks just off one of the main streets of my hometown, apparently to be used for renovating a goodly section of the sidewalk on that street. As of last week, that effort had not begun. Last night, I saw that someone had put a fence around these bricks, and I thought, “Smart move,” until I noticed the fence was really quite easy to move. The protests in town are gonna be FUN!

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Unsurprised

Let it happen …

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WCS

Welp, today is the first day of the rest of our lives. This includes you Canadiens here, too.

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

For me the top spot is a tie between ArmedAndHammered and BloodyLethal.

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Enrico Pallazzo

#blessed to be acknowledged for my domestic violence quip

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Curse of Marino

I think its hilarious that Fred Durst apparently had better shit to do than play at the inauguration last night. I mean he probably needs the fucking money right?

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ballsofsteelandfury

Wooo! I got one!!

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

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Low Commander of the Super Soldiers

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