Like most blax #content, 2016 Quotables is going out weakly, sadly, and off schedule. But for that, as with all things, I blame the Falcons.
But I’m not going to be sad that 2016 Quotables — one of the few highlights of my 2016 NFL interest — is over, I’m going to smile because it happened. What will be in store for in 2017, I can only guess. Probably 3D Holographic Quotables (somehow made possible because of Cox internet). Or, more likely, some kind of forced-theme Quotables, since that seems to be how you get fat Americans away from their televisions anymore. Maybe Star Wars Quotables? Or Pokemon Go II Quotables? Emojis-Only Quotables?
Hey — remember when live games used to do the kiss cam and they’d always end by showing like two coaches of the opposing team chatting in the dugout or whatever and it was always funny? Now it’s like an NCAA violation to have your assistant coaches set up coeds to bang football recruits on even unofficial visits.
But I digress…
Thanks to all of your who basically took care of generating quality #humor for my posts this season. It’s really allowed me to hide my recent not-crippling-but-still-unusual-for-me level of not-positivity. Instead, I get to be like, “Yeah! I did come up with ‘I’d be worried, usually when signals are this mixed, someone ends up sleeping with a transvestite.’!”
Anyways, onto your first ever Quotables results of an overtime Super Bowl!
Note: I read that in the tone of Mambo Number No. 5. I’m not sure if that was the intention but it’s what made it so funny to me.
The week I dominated Quotables like Giselle over Tom Terrific with a shiny new strap-on is still the highlight of this NFL season for me.
Fun Fact: Giselle’s shiny new strap-on is named “Vibranium.” It’s even etched onto the shaft!
You could do a periodic Quotables of weird current sports gifiage just for teh funnies.
Good work this week AGAIN peoples.
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quotables is the first post that sorta brought me out of lurking. Not sure if 6 total comments qualifies for not lurking or not.. Going to miss these posts
Great work
As with Steve McNair, I’m sad to see quotables go. Even if I got robbed!
/pours out a coffee for McNair
//resets for weekly the Outlook reminder of No Mistresses
I had that on my calendar too, but when one lives in the desert, one doesn’t need reminding of thirst.
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I knew making all the Hamilton jokes would pay off eventually!