2016 Quotables – Super Bowl (Results)

Like most blax #content, 2016 Quotables is going out weakly, sadly, and off schedule. But for that, as with all things, I blame the Falcons.

But I’m not going to be sad that 2016 Quotables — one of the few highlights of my 2016 NFL interest — is over, I’m going to smile because it happened. What will be in store for in 2017, I can only guess. Probably 3D Holographic Quotables (somehow made possible because of Cox internet). Or, more likely, some kind of forced-theme Quotables, since that seems to be how you get fat Americans away from their televisions anymore. Maybe Star Wars Quotables? Or Pokemon Go II Quotables? Emojis-Only Quotables?

Hey — remember when live games used to do the kiss cam and they’d always end by showing like two coaches of the opposing team chatting in the dugout or whatever and it was always funny? Now it’s like an NCAA violation to have your assistant coaches set up coeds to bang football recruits on even unofficial visits.

But I digress…

Thanks to all of your who basically took care of generating quality #humor for my posts this season. It’s really allowed me to hide my recent not-crippling-but-still-unusual-for-me level of not-positivity. Instead, I get to be like, “Yeah! I did come up with ‘I’d be worried, usually when signals are this mixed, someone ends up sleeping with a transvestite.’!”

Anyways, onto your first ever Quotables results of an overtime Super Bowl!

Note: I read that in the tone of Mambo Number No. 5. I’m not sure if that was the intention but it’s what made it so funny to me.