Your “Whatcha Doin’ Tonight?” Saturday Evening Open Thread

Hey, it’s Saturday night!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dBn2ux5vRHk

I’m out helping my friend with deliveries at his Greek restaurant. It’s 5 hours and usually about $100 cash & a free meal. I ain’t allergic to cash-money, and there’s always stories:

  • on Wednesday, I delivered to a they-said-legal-but-it’s-not-yet marijuana dispensary & grow-op. Based on them pleading with me that it was legal, they knew that I knew they were jumping the gun on Trudeau’s impending legalization.
    • I told them I’d been to enough concerts in the 80s, so as long as they paid me in cash and not bud there wasn’t a problem.
  • a couple of weeks back, I made a 10:30 delivery to a local motel.
    • Based on her tattoos, she was a one-night hire. I’d give her a 6; given his appearance, she probably figured dinner was extra money.
    • At least she put on a t-shirt to come to the door. It took him longer to find his clothes.
    • Fortunately, I got a cash tip.
I’ll leave the science to this guy.

So, tonight’s possible thread theme: Delivery jobs, or jobs that turned interesting at times. I look forward to catching up on the thread & seeing what direction the Commentists took when I get home.

Tonight’s sports:

  • NHL:
    • Buffalo at Toronto – 7:00PM | CBC
    • Chicago at Edmonton – 10:00 | CBC / Sportsnet
  • NBA:
    • Warriors at Thunder – 8:30PM | ABC / Sportsnet1
  • NCAA:
    • Gonzaga at St. Mary’s – 8:15 | ESPN
    • Cal at Arizona – 10:00 | ESPN2
  • UFC 208: Hom vs De Randamle – Prelims – 8:00 | FS1

I hope you find something that interests you. I’M DRIVING FOOD TO DRUNKS!

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Beerguyrob
A Canadian man-child of indeterminate age, he stays young by selling alcohol at sporting events and yelling at the patrons he serves. Their rage nourishes his soul, and their tips pay for his numerous trips to various sporting events.
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JustStopDude

Aw right there rood boys…

All is good. I macked up on a Polish lass from work. End of it, thinking this is all good. Maybe JSD should slow down and shit (The lady has a good five inches on me, and I love the tall ladies)…

Only she snores. Fucking Christ I fuck this shit up. Me dick is a fucking slut….

herodotus450

As long as she puts those extra 5 inches to good use, HEYO!

laserguru

Odds are I’m gonna be sleeping for the next 10 or so hours so Sunday Gravy is going live in
3…2..1.

See you wonderful folks tomorrow!

herodotus450