Your “Whatcha Doin’ Tonight?” Saturday Evening Open Thread

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Hey, it’s Saturday night!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dBn2ux5vRHk

I’m out helping my friend with deliveries at his Greek restaurant. It’s 5 hours and usually about $100 cash & a free meal. I ain’t allergic to cash-money, and there’s always stories:

  • on Wednesday, I delivered to a they-said-legal-but-it’s-not-yet marijuana dispensary & grow-op. Based on them pleading with me that it was legal, they knew that I knew they were jumping the gun on Trudeau’s impending legalization.
    • I told them I’d been to enough concerts in the 80s, so as long as they paid me in cash and not bud there wasn’t a problem.
  • a couple of weeks back, I made a 10:30 delivery to a local motel.
    • Based on her tattoos, she was a one-night hire. I’d give her a 6; given his appearance, she probably figured dinner was extra money.
    • At least she put on a t-shirt to come to the door. It took him longer to find his clothes.
    • Fortunately, I got a cash tip.
I’ll leave the science to this guy.

So, tonight’s possible thread theme: Delivery jobs, or jobs that turned interesting at times. I look forward to catching up on the thread & seeing what direction the Commentists took when I get home.

Tonight’s sports:

  • NHL:
    • Buffalo at Toronto – 7:00PM | CBC
    • Chicago at Edmonton – 10:00 | CBC / Sportsnet
  • NBA:
    • Warriors at Thunder – 8:30PM | ABC / Sportsnet1
  • NCAA:
    • Gonzaga at St. Mary’s – 8:15 | ESPN
    • Cal at Arizona – 10:00 | ESPN2
  • UFC 208: Hom vs De Randamle – Prelims – 8:00 | FS1

I hope you find something that interests you. I’M DRIVING FOOD TO DRUNKS!

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Beerguyrob
A Canadian man-child of indeterminate age, he stays young by selling alcohol at sporting events and yelling at the patrons he serves. Their rage nourishes his soul, and their tips pay for his numerous trips to various sporting events.
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Brocky

can’t stay up any longer, night

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herodotus450

Not a lot of satisfactory Centurions slash-fic out there that I could find; never thought this would happen. Internet has failed me. What’s next, a Broadway musical about the common house chat?

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WCS

It’s going to be hilarious when Gonzaga goes undefeated in the regular season and conference tournament, only to lose by 15 in the NCAA Round of 32.

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laserguru

My oldest brother is making a living off of college basketball and he would not disagree.

Take the over.

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Senor Weaselo

It would be hysterical if patron saint of the 10 seeds enters as the #1 overall… and becomes the first 1 to fall to a 16.

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laserguru

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ySGSb3pCUEM

Guilty as charged.

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laserguru

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ySGSb3pCUEM

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

http://68.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mbya4vGIbW1qeh5cfo1_500.png

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herodotus450

Wasn’t one of them actually named Ace?
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Brocky

also, even remembering the premise, I forget how absurd this movie is sometimes

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

I think that was the point.

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Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

I know it was posted recently but I am at this point of the movie now

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pBcehv2Xh8o&feature=youtu.be

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Senor Weaselo

Zamboni kill was my favorite part of the movie. And also my sister’s. And also cellist’s.

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WCS

’80s, huh? Now we’re cooking with gas…

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ngj2pFW3bqU&ab_channel=BruceHornsby-Topic

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laserguru

I like when I click on one of the videos embedded and really dig it.
Nice job WCS.

You can take the boy out of…..
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VCykwYOZyXI

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laserguru

I can work with an 80’s theme.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UlHQSIMHqjA

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Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

I have to go over to my moms weekly breakfast tomorrow. She invited one of her guy friends. For her it will be a normal Sunday breakfast, for him expecting an introduction to his new family and the life he should expect going forward. It has happened no less than 30 times and she can’t read men at all, or listen to me, or my sister, or everyone else.

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Brocky

could be worse.

you could show up for a visit and find out she’s remarried, which happened to me.

Seriously, WTF Mom

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Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

Me: (uncomfortably) : You know this guy is trying to hook up with you, right? He is 60 and alone and you give him his only female companionship

Mom: No we are just friends

/. cut to 1 week later

Mom: I can’t believe he wanted a relationship with me

Me: God damn it. Listen to anyone in your life.

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I had a conversation with a girl who was utterly shocked that a male “friend” of hers was interested in her. I wasn’t sure how to break it to her that about 90% of her male friends would fuck her if given the chance.

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It’s weird poking around Facebook, finding a girl you hooked up with three years ago, and discovering she’s since quit her job, gotten married, and had a miscarriage.

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herodotus450

Haha, yeah, totally.

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Brocky

there’s also this great bit from the “once thought of as cool site textsfromlastnight:

(607): haha I love it when I find out that girls who were mean to me in middle are now some random dude’s baby mama. thanks, Facebook.

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It’s more fun when I find out when people have divorced since there’s never a picture-packed announcement about that.

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laserguru

Oh I had pictures.
Wedding photos.

I took the ceremonial “Groom” glass and threw that motherfucker as far as my right rotator cuff would allow.

I still use the date of my divorce filing for my PIN.
Good luck.
You have a 1 in 365 chance of getting it right.

You damn kids!

We’ve done this before.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RTOQUnvI3CA

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laserguru

Could be worse. My first true love turned in to a meth head and did some actual real time.

God, I loved that girl.

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herodotus450

Mostly correct, but Vegas (nee Oakland) should clearly be in the “Seasonal Force” category all by themselves.

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herodotus450

After further consideration, it seems the whole image was just a long-winded joke about the obesity epidemic of Houston.

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herodotus450

The greatest thing about drinking is that you forget that you have cookies, and then you remember, and then you eat them. !!

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BrettFavresColonoscopy

There are girl scout cookies waiting for me in Boulder. Drunk me is upset I’m not there now.

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herodotus450

Pop quiz hotshit: are they called Samoas or Caramel Delites?
/It’s a good thing you don’t live in Hawaii or that question could be a lot more misconstrued

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Bloody Lethal

Night gentleman.

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BrettFavresColonoscopy

Better than day ruffians

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Darkest Timeline Zack Morris

So, I was at a trivia contest tonight and a question was “what are trump’s 5 kids’ names?”. So, I yell out “Adolph Jr, Goebbels, Eva Braun, Tiffany and Barron” and this Trump dude at the next table gets up and stares at me. I went with “Enjoy the wrong side of history. See you outside,” and he sat down. Who has a better line for next time? Lots of cocky Trumpholes in St Louis.
Also, he sprinted to his car like a bitch, which is good. Because I fight like a comatose Frenchman.

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herodotus450

Just stare at the guy and say, “Smith and Wesson,” then take the rocket out of the rocket launcher you have lying on your table, legally obtained, and toss it at him while saying, “the next one’s coming faster.”

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herodotus450

Or, Fear, Famine, Pestilence, War, and, uh… Hangovers?

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Shogun Marcus

“Seeing as you must be Christian, I’ll say this slowly. For-give me.”

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herodotus450

Or, Chapters 7, 9, and three 11’s

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BrettFavresColonoscopy

I’ve been using, “hope we don’t end up in the same camp”

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herodotus450

I could do this… maybe one more time, at best.

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Senor Weaselo

Three cheers to our Internet Dad?

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InternetDad

I thought I was for sure getting punched. I don’t take punches well.

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herodotus450

Ok, for future reference, DTZM is our Internet Dad, and InternetDad is our Internet-Step-Uncle-Who-Tried-To-Touch-Us-After-Too-Many-Gin-Fizzes-At-4th-of-July-Family-Reunion.

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BrettFavresColonoscopy

5 beers and a bunch of wine is the definition of “not enough” nowadays.

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Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

I have switched from music to watching Deadpool. I will still be around-ish. One last video because I had it open already

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b_ILDFp5DGA

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Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

This is great

(I told you I don’t like the new like button)

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Bloody Lethal

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zuuObGsB0No

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Bloody Lethal

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8ahU-x-4Gxw

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Senor Weaselo

So for those watching, have Durant and Westbrook fucked yet?

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Bloody Lethal

Durant is definitely fucking.

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Bloody Lethal

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6XegL32Btzs

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BrettFavresColonoscopy

Holy shit, the cleavage at the bar behind my gf was distracting.

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Senor Weaselo

Nice to see you’re still alive.

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Who has two thumbs and is doing Android development on a Saturday night?

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

“Not me!”

– Jason Pierre-Paul, doing Android development

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

That is fucking funny.

Can’t swipe left.

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herodotus450

Yeah but the forgot to log out and log back in with is secdondary account before deploying the punchline to his own joke. 3/10, will not bang.

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

It was way funnier that way.

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Shogun Marcus

Abe Vigoda? No wait…Robert Loggia!

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

http://monsterhuntermoviereviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/Android-2.jpg

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herodotus450

Just remember to keep track of your pointers. OH WAIT JAVA IS FOR SIMPLETONS WHO CANT UNDERSTAND POINTERS. HA. HA. HA.

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Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Adw772km7PQ

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So I liked the movie Contact, but it drove me nuts at the end where they were questioning her and she didn’t say “Just send someone else through, fuckwits!”

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

http://68.media.tumblr.com/3b1cedbb6d55d059aa5a021a1a4c5198/tumblr_okw8gyM4961rrm03lo1_1280.jpg

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

It was only on VHS at my store.

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Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

Misses the 80-‘s by 2 years but it is getting posted anyways

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BiyCkSOF1pc

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5f-rLfEHCLI

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MikeWallaceAndGromit

This crowd at the Warriors Thunder game is just like my refrigerator on the weekends. Less and less boos as it goes on…

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

comment image

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Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oc-P8oDuS0Q

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theeWeeBabySeamus

Movie time!!!!

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Teaching aid at Kansas schools,

http://68.media.tumblr.com/4308be7e6bd1414b144058d342bb1c05/tumblr_ol5sueUx531t1cmybo1_1280.jpg

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WCS

Where’s Jesus riding a raptor past the pyramids while shooting an M-4?

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Texas?

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Bloody Lethal

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eQ8bpdfy02c

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Gratliff

Yay, new Botchamania.
https://vimeo.com/202545772

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Gratliff

Oh shit. Vimeo embeds? What about Daily Motion?

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Bloody Lethal

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PSWVj35vlj8

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

http://68.media.tumblr.com/32319cbd538b4228d983592a782f92f6/tumblr_okd0z1hyxa1vnghdeo1_500.jpg

Many years ago when I broke up with this girl, my mom bought me this book.

She shoulda got “Microwave Cooking While You Are High as Fuck” ISBN12346947

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

It would have been funnier if she was.

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WCS

Someone said pathetically bad/obvious gerrymandered Congressional districts? I present Ohio’s 9th:
http://media.cleveland.com/datacentral/photo/pdstock-9th-districtjpg-4aee6e605d3900e2.jpg
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ohio%27s_9th_congressional_district

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herodotus450

But shirley two of the biggest cities in the state, located in opposite corners of the state, deserve the same representation?

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Senor Weaselo

Seems legit.

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

http://data.whicdn.com/images/29775364/large.jpg

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Bloody Lethal

Henrik Lundqvist picks up his 400th win, becoming the first European-born goalie to reach this milestone.

He becomes the 12th goalie to reach that milestone and the second active one to do so (Roberto Luongo).

He is also the third goaltender to reach 400 wins with one franchise in NHL history.

ESPN

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theeWeeBabySeamus

What is…..Sunday dinner at tWBS’ place…?

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Bloody Lethal

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vlKzihq__ks

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BrettFavresColonoscopy

That one deserves a spot in the request line

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theeWeeBabySeamus

Again….obligatory….
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6M4_Ommfvv0

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theeWeeBabySeamus

Come on Caps….don’t blow this.

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Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JsntlJZ9h1U

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theeWeeBabySeamus

Ah yes, the 80s…when every drummer wanted a double bass whether they used it or not.

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

“Mmm…double bass…”

Andy Reid, at the all-you-can-eat fish restaurant

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