Your “Prima Facie Dumbness” Tuesday Evening Preview

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A Canadian man-child of indeterminate age, he stays young by selling alcohol at sporting events and yelling at the patrons he serves. Their rage nourishes his soul, and their tips pay for his numerous trips to various sporting events.
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NFL News:

  • James Laurinaitis has announced his retirement.
    • Hopefully, he goes into the other family business.
  • Jacksonville sent DE Chris Smith to Cincinnati for a 2018 conditional draft pick.
    • knowing the Jags, it’s probably in the 8th round.
  • Kyle Shanahan says it’s “system fit” that’s keeping teams from signing Colin Kaepernick.
  • Chip Kelly is currently ‘volunteering‘ with the Navy coaching staff
    • until he gets the USS Harmon decommissioned.
  • Seattle has signed LB Dion Jordan, after Miami waived him on March 31.
    • He was suspended for all of 2015 and injured for all of 2016. Miami traded two picks to the Raiders in order to jump up to #3 in 2013 to draft him.
      • Note: neither player the Raiders drafted is still with the team, but both are still in the NFL.
  • Today in “Death to Capitalism”:

Is it too much to hope he stomps Brady? He can afford the new hip.
  • Philip Rivers hears you comparing him to Tony Romo, he just doesn’t care.
    • Rivers is already more than 10,000 yards ahead of Romo in all-time passing yards, has 66 more touchdown passes, 19 more wins, three more playoff appearances, and 12 more kids.

Finally, speaking of Jim Nantz’s new sidepiece,

Everyone says he’s not going to play a minute, and I can’t find evidence he’s signed a one-day contract, but c’mon. If there’s 20 seconds left in a blowout, don’t think for a second they won’t put him in to start launching 3s. It’s attention-whoring of the highest order, so Cuban will gladly pay the fine.

But God forbid someone actually broadcast the game; I look forward to the KXTX reflejos after the game.


Tonight’s sports:

  • MLB:
    • Cardinals at Expos Nationals – 7:00PM | ESPN / TSN
    • Brewers at Blue Jays – 7:00PM | Sportsnet
    • Astros at Mariners – 10:00PM | Sportsnet1
  • WWE: SmackDown – 8:00PM | USA / Sportsnet360
    • good luck topping last night, Blue Team

Thank God hockey playoffs start tomorrow. To quote Fozz,

“JESUS CHRIST, BASEBALL IS AS BORING AS FUCK!”

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The Americans was very good this week.

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FUUUUUUUUUUCK

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I need a drinking buddy.
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I should watch The Americans.

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Finally finished watching the GWS-NM game, so I can finally read tWBS’s pinch hitting AFL post

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pinch hitting

You misspelled “shitty”.

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Crystal Palace scores!!! Last Saturday!!!

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Ahoy-hoy! I’m too drunk to even explain myself. I want to punch the news in the face. Got a kid to protect from TrumpWars. Dicey biz. Head piece gonna hurt tomorrow, but gonna kip drnkn. Pees!

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Reading twitter because I’m dumb