NFL News:
- James Laurinaitis has announced his retirement.
- Hopefully, he goes into the other family business.
- Jacksonville sent DE Chris Smith to Cincinnati for a 2018 conditional draft pick.
- knowing the Jags, it’s probably in the 8th round.
- Kyle Shanahan says it’s “system fit” that’s keeping teams from signing Colin Kaepernick.
- Chip Kelly is currently ‘volunteering‘ with the Navy coaching staff
- until he gets the USS Harmon decommissioned.
Seattle has signed LB Dion Jordan, after Miami waived him on March 31.
- He was suspended for all of 2015 and injured for all of 2016. Miami traded two picks to the Raiders in order to jump up to #3 in 2013 to draft him.
- Note: neither player the Raiders drafted is still with the team, but both are still in the NFL.
- He was suspended for all of 2015 and injured for all of 2016. Miami traded two picks to the Raiders in order to jump up to #3 in 2013 to draft him.
- Today in “Death to Capitalism”:
- Philip Rivers hears you comparing him to Tony Romo, he just doesn’t care.
- Rivers is already more than 10,000 yards ahead of Romo in all-time passing yards, has 66 more touchdown passes, 19 more wins, three more playoff appearances, and 12 more kids.
Finally, speaking of Jim Nantz’s new sidepiece,
It's really happening… pic.twitter.com/zT0tOkvQLl
— Earl K. Sneed (@EarlKSneed) April 11, 2017
Team Photo Time. pic.twitter.com/NsdTJaqdt5
— Dallas Cowboys (@dallascowboys) April 11, 2017
Everyone says he’s not going to play a minute, and I can’t find evidence he’s signed a one-day contract, but c’mon. If there’s 20 seconds left in a blowout, don’t think for a second they won’t put him in to start launching 3s. It’s attention-whoring of the highest order, so Cuban will gladly pay the fine.
But God forbid someone actually broadcast the game; I look forward to the KXTX reflejos after the game.
Tonight’s sports:
- MLB:
- Cardinals at
ExposNationals – 7:00PM | ESPN / TSN - Brewers at Blue Jays – 7:00PM | Sportsnet
- Astros at Mariners – 10:00PM | Sportsnet1
- Cardinals at
- WWE: SmackDown – 8:00PM | USA / Sportsnet360
- good luck topping last night, Blue Team
Thank God hockey playoffs start tomorrow. To quote Fozz,
“JESUS CHRIST, BASEBALL IS AS BORING AS FUCK!”
Tonight’s poker soundtrack:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IhBRfVeqS5I
Hello?
‘allo!
What’s happenin’?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3GwjfUFyY6M
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=roRQ2mNwMMQ
http://img.pandawhale.com/12116-cm1211605000f52a6b1e6gif-VMgi.gif
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=km8QHSxDc8c
It’s a shame American creme eggs will always be inferior to the original English (although I recall reading that those are worse now than before Cadbury was acquired).
It was nice of Kristin to let Jay take in a Marlins game, but maybe next time don’t let him out on the field during play.
http://cdn1.thecomeback.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/04/marlins-cat-832×447.png
http://www.miamiherald.com/sports/mlb/miami-marlins/article144084979.html
Went to the grocery store after dinner. For the first time in weeks, there’s more than beer and OJ in my fridge.
Oooh-la-la. Beer and OJ.
http://68.media.tumblr.com/aed156d94a263bcae6642d0ee4049683/tumblr_oo5bq3EX0J1qbipv3o1_500.gif
http://68.media.tumblr.com/dcddb661a89f45c536b71147ee1bcbd7/tumblr_ont4h43sFf1qf9csoo1_400.gif
J. Geils died, age 71.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BqDjMZKf-wg
http://68.media.tumblr.com/4c97d0bd94aed83f23762e5006e6d137/tumblr_onk1yxM12T1qjqmkdo1_1280.jpg
About tree fiddy.
They’re on a mission from Dog.
http://68.media.tumblr.com/ea5373db3e63c391168f4ae74b9b2188/tumblr_oo9ok1EOSG1qf9csoo1_500.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/4shXshH.jpg
http://68.media.tumblr.com/3ae189353552b3fbd6dcf718fe24b51a/tumblr_onwgyn2aEd1snfynjo2_500.gif
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qCfC5yVlvj4
https://streamable.com/ff3ob
/BACK COLLAPSES
http://68.media.tumblr.com/96883a484bb54498a4fb9316088dcb28/tumblr_ony5bf1GHL1qivpzxo1_500.jpg
http://68.media.tumblr.com/6ab123e82341cd7542dbc812c13e6c24/tumblr_oo4g1mc9eH1w9mnajo2_540.gif
Delivering a much needed breath mint.
Look at this fat fuck loser. Just look.
Meanwhile, the Democrats are scoffing at the idea funding the KS-04 special election was a good idea even though the Democrat is only going to lose by single digits going up against a bunch of outside money.
Of course, the Democrat supported Bernie…
Fuck the Democrats. Fuck everything. I hope those assholes lose every election.
“See? This guy gets it!” – Tom Perez
Fuck Tom Perez
“See? This guy gets it!” – Me
People fucking SUCK.
https://www.amazon.com/Caged-Eyes-Force-Cadets-Resilience/dp/0807089338
Christian? Patriotic? Best and brightest? Fuck you. Just as bad or worse than the other colleges who try to cover up this shit.
/sorry, rant over.
No shit they suck
http://68.media.tumblr.com/7d1821b70e650c34d2040f967c369d2d/tumblr_oo23ugNSph1s2wio8o4_500.gif
Izzat Christy Canyon?
/not that I would know who that is
//except I totes know
I don’t think Christy Canyon did any work with Leonard Nimoy.
Tj Hooker?
Shatner may have banged Ms. Canyon, but not while wearing a Shat (TM).
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zj7OJeyhq2Q
Ah Ms. Hoff! Knew she looked familiar.
Fuck the league owners.
http://deadspin.com/nfl-relocation-fees-are-revenues-the-players-will-never-1794214335
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The one thing I will compliment this administration on: they double-down on their stupidity like no one else before, or probably ever will again. They say some outrageously dumb shit, and when called on it, simply dig deeper, thinking maybe the way out really IS through.
I mean, they’re fucking up Godwin’s Law for God’s sake.
https://xkcd.com/261/
MOAR DDT PRO
http://puroresucentral.com/gif/DDT1.3-6.gif
JJ Hardy, O’s SS, one of my favorite all time players….
JUST FUCKED UP ROYALLY!!!!!!
Is he flashing back to his Milwaukee days?
He’s flashing back to something, alright.
Dirt Jets beating holy hell out of Dirt Iggles. Almost makes me forget the embarrassing weekend display they put on.
I’ll allow it, simply because laughing at Clay Buchholz doesn’t change even if he’s not on the Gritsawx anymore.
Danshoku Dino is different.
http://i.imgur.com/zjz5D3R.gif
Day 1 without bread or beer: as shitty as I remember it last year
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-3VeFlMl3fxM/UYI63YLZBxI/AAAAAAAABZY/tbHKE4UzgNQ/s1600/Pinoccio_gif.gif
We’ve got two at the tables, just saying…
Turned.
http://i235.photobucket.com/albums/ee305/annie_hall2007/amy_zps6e21acc9.gif
http://czabe.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/gif_hotdog_race.gif
C’mon kid, get up. You’re ruining this for everybody.
OMFG KID WHAT IS YOUR PROBLEM???????
Pants; which could turn into a problem for everybody….
Pants Are The Problem
Lucky duck.
Chuck McGill’s backstory?
It would explain a lot….
http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view6/2620529/lenny-and-squiggy-o.gif
http://i.perezhilton.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/julia-roberts-fence-falling(1).gif
Those silly Asians never respect boundaries.
– Franklin Delano Roosevelt
— Bill Parcells
AND WTF IS CARMINE DOING???????
This might be the year Most Glorious el beisbol Cardinals lose 100 games. The right way, but fucking still…
http://gif-finder.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/Woody-Harrelson-Cry.gif
Dinner plans?
http://25.media.tumblr.com/6fcd9f113cc3db5de899d36fe9709360/tumblr_mku1qqAKQV1qiu8gyo3_250.gif
http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lxyxhsNRH51rnsh3po1_500.gif
I hope they give Romo a spot on the Ryder Cup team next. Romo is a Goddamn STAR!
I doubt we’ll see him in a Stars uniform, because we all know Mexicans can’t skate.
DEPRESSION ALERT!!! Season #3 (and last) of The Leftovers starts Sunday night. Veep, too.
“I was 100% with you until the part about Veep. What’s that?”
– Andy Reid
MOAR liek basic human WRONG
It may be the booze talking.
hey, we all been there
http://37.media.tumblr.com/e043c25b1d49709ab93bbe727a37ce8a/tumblr_n3n17pDeZa1qiii2so1_250.gif
So proud of spitting. Unacceptable.
She does skip the bra part of the underwear quite a bit; I’m good with that….. not here to judge.
http://www.gotceleb.com/wp-content/uploads/celebrities/amy-adams/on-the-set-of-american-hustle-in-boston/Amy-Adams—on-the-set-of-American-Hustle-in-Boston–06.jpg
J. Geils will now be seeing actual angels without need of centerfolds. RIP.
I trust everybody had a great day at work!
Time to go home.
http://gifsec.com/wp-content/uploads/GIF/2014/03/Angry-Homer-GIF.gif
WAIT! NASCAR???
http://www.msn.com/en-us/news/us/secret-atf-account-paid-for-dollar21000-nascar-suite-and-las-vegas-trip/ar-BBzHwxf?OCID=ansmsnnews11
She deserves it! I, myself have “honored” Ms. Adams on many occasions in front of my TV and computer screens.
http://www.msn.com/en-us/movies/news/amy-adams-to-receive-2017-american-cinemateque-award/ar-BBzIXqK?OCID=ansmsnnews11
https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/politics/remember-mitt-romney%E2%80%99s-%E2%80%9Cbinders-full-of-women%E2%80%9D-they%E2%80%99re-real-and-we-got-them/ar-BBzGdec?OCID=ansmsnnews11
http://38.media.tumblr.com/9e0db62d92b65ac2ad98273e3a241827/tumblr_n2edccIFgm1s89mq8o3_250.gif
but at least Canadia gets to see Most Glorious el beisbol Cardinals, so your natioun will be bored the right way.
http://www.msn.com/en-us/news/politics/syria-strike-swayed-by-heartbroken-and-outraged-ivanka/ar-BBzHz3o?OCID=ansmsnnews11
Huh, didn’t know DAK was a Yanks fan.
Is that footage from the Dak Prescott MLG Montage?
Well, RAW apparently had the Street Fighter bonus round, so I guess everyone has to walk out to the one thing that can top it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4uxJxMjz3Io
It’s National Pet Day! Here are my little monsters:
Another “pet” I happen to be fond of.
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Yes, I would feed her from the table.
No doubt.
More cat + ham:
I am sure Lily would not act this way in the same situation.