Your “Easter Sunday? Who Made the Ham?” Evening Open Thread

So, I was raised in a fundamentalist Baptist household. Here’s what Easter meant to people who handed out Jack Chick books:

Air tight! Religion sure kept my relatives from getting cancers – says the guy down to one parent and an aunt.

That’s why I make sure the nieces always get candy, because why should their upbringing be as fucked up as mine was. And since I can’t eat chocolate, I’ll just have to settle for beers…as the Lord intended.

Tonight’s sports:

• NHL:
  • Pittsburgh at Columbus – 6:00PM | CBNC / Sportsnet360
  • Montreal at New York – 7:00PM | NBCSN / Sportsnet
  • Edmonton at San Jose – 10:00PM | NBCSN / Sportsnet

• NBA:
  • Bulls at Celtics – 6:30PM | TNT / TSN
  • Thunder at Rockets – 9:00PM | TNT / TSN

• MLB: Cardinals at Yankees – 8:00PM | ESPN / TSN2

Union contract = Holiday Monday. LET “NO WORRIES WEEKEND” CONTINUE!