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There is no lesser footy, talk amongst yourselves.  I am not doing well with this, and celebrity deaths generally have zero effect on me.  Obama will be the next one that hits so absurdly hard.

Last performance of the song that introduced me to Soundgarden (thanks again, WKNC 88.1):

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King Hippo
Reclusive, vulgar Broncos fan. Also a proud fookin' Evertonian. Likely dropped on my head repeatedly as a small child. [Insert George Carlin quote followed by thoughtful nod.]
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Brick Meathook

Any administrator types out there?

I can’t log in on my desktop any more (it says I’m cheating).

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King Hippo

I heard this on the radio today, I cried. YES, I am shamed proper. But goddamn…

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B-07iUb8pa8

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theeWeeBabySeamus

Oh dear lord…now me too.
But no, no shame in that.

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Senor Weaselo

Isaiah Thomas is out for the rest of the playoffs (or two games). So can the Celtics keep it under 50 the last two games?

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Bloody Lethal

So Ryan Getzlaf is getting fined 10k for calling someone a cocksucker? Is there going to be a fine/suspension for all naughty cursing here on out?

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JustStopDude

Private employee…they can fine him for anything they want really. I mean the union will fight for him, but at the end of the day, a slur is a slur.

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Bloody Lethal

Who decides what’s a slur?

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

I didn’t know shutterstock had stock cameltoe photos.

http://image.shutterstock.com/z/stock-photo-beautiful-young-girl-doing-exercises-with-fit-ball-at-gym-410086915.jpg

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ballsofsteelandfury

I’m pretty sure there is a search in shutterstock for that.

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BrettFavresColonoscopy

I see we’re coping with death through titties.

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

AND BALLS; DON’T NEGLECT THE BALLS!

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Unsurprised

It was truly a great day when Ariel began doing hardcore videos.

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ballsofsteelandfury

PREACH BROTHER MOOSE!

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

http://cbt-fetish.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/trampoline-workout.gif

Just make sure they are certified.

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

She sure puts the tramp in trampoline.

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

“And I put the CON back in Conley!”

– Gareon Conley

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Senor Weaselo

Bobby Hill is intrigued by this workout system.

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theeWeeBabySeamus

Hehe, well played.

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God, the new Star Trek movies are so fucking loud and stupid.

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Unsurprised

J.J. Abrams and Orci and Kurtzman and everyone else involved with them are terrible people and I hate them forever.

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

http://www.peeperz.com/wp-content/uploads/dildoball.gif

WORK PLACE MORALE IS SUBSTANTIALLY HIGHER NOW THAT WE HAVE A CHAIR ALTERNATIVE.

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theeWeeBabySeamus

/raises hand to ask question
//lowers hand, doesn’t want the answer

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

MAYBE THIS NSFDFO WILL ANSWER A QUESTION.

h

ttp://www.collegecodeofconduct.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/03/46-Abbywinters-gym-02.gif

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Seems the male employees mostly still use the conventional chairs, but also seem to have a keen interest in examining the alternative seats.
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theeWeeBabySeamus

/raises hand again
//lowers hand again

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

http://img.pandawhale.com/70157-yoga-pants-exercise-ball-bounc-Rte3.gif

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

NOT THE FIRST TIME SHE’S BEEN TRAPPED BETWEEN BALLS!

http://o.aolcdn.com/hss/storage/midas/6f84663bff8c81d5c4984213f9ba387/203683856/1+Well_4e9298_5885854.gif

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

AT FIRST SHE WASN’T WORRIED ABOUT “BALLS TO THE FACE.”

http://gifrific.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/Girl-Hit-With-Exercise-Ball.gif

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ballsofsteelandfury

You got that right!

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

http://images.kinkbomb.net/images/P/107028/188382_5534fbb542133.preview.gif

NOT WHAT I HAD IN MIND WHEN I SAID TO WORK OUT ON THE EXERCISE BALLS!!!

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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theeWeeBabySeamus

Still one of my favorite gifs in evar. LOL.

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theeWeeBabySeamus

Observe, as balls’ head goes all kersplodey….
http://acidcow.com/pics/20130326/yoga_pants_13.gif

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ballsofsteelandfury

/ insert Homer drool gif

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laserguru

My Ipod struck again today. This played while I was exercising.
I’m pretty sure this was the first song that I heard from them. I was driving late at night in San Diego and this came on 91X. I immediately said “Who the fuck are these guys?” About 1989 or 1990 I think.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ta4T5H-ojaI

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ballsofsteelandfury

91X was the best.

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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theeWeeBabySeamus

Wow, I still miss those Hula Hoop girls at Venice Beach.
That was a weird fucking night.

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

http://www.totalprosports.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/110y4y1.gif

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theeWeeBabySeamus

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

http://i.muchosucko.com/production/asset/thumb/115/831/girlfuckshobo.gif

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

http://i.imgur.com/o8Ey4Nu.gif

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theeWeeBabySeamus

I like her.

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

http://assets0.ordienetworks.com/misc/Jessica%20Biel%20Ball.gif

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Unsurprised

Art
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theeWeeBabySeamus

If you know her, you’re going to hell. Just like me.
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Unsurprised

I think I do, but “Eh.”

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theeWeeBabySeamus

Hehehe

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Unsurprised

I’m into plenty of other spinners. Dillion just isn’t one of them.

It’s still better than the “I can’t watch my brother’s friend get DPed” excuse as to why I can’t watch some videos.

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theeWeeBabySeamus

Fair enough, my friend.
Probably best if I say nothing further, lol.

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Hell is right here in this world.

Besides; I believe someone who enjoys or at least seems to enjoy sex as much as she does AND SHARES IT WITH US is A GODDAMN HERO. CHEERS! Jusssayin’

Also her breasts are also heroes, also too. Stand up; give them a hero’s welcome.

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theeWeeBabySeamus

No disagreement here.

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Unsurprised

Fuck it. Everything sucks. Time to crash.

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Unsurprised

I hate Oregon weather. It was like this yesterday. Now it’s shitty.

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Chicago is gray and rainy all day today, so it’s Oregon-esque here too.

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theeWeeBabySeamus

I need to quit my gym and join this one, I think.
http://www.totalprosports.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/working-out-in-lingerie-sexy-workout-gifs.gif

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

The one of her benching from the same video is also INTERESTING.

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Unsurprised

More interesting than the NBA

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theeWeeBabySeamus

No disagreement.

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Gratliff

Is that not a technical?

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Only if they are not on home court.

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Unsurprised

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ballsofsteelandfury

I think you missed a spot

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ballsofsteelandfury

Nice rear ends!

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JustStopDude

https://twitter.com/DPRK_News/status/865956196779532288

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JustStopDude

Once proud Donald Trump humiliates his nation, bowing in the fashion of a well trained monkey before his Master king Salman of Saudi Arabia. pic.twitter.com/GmlvtzF40l— DPRK News Service (@DPRK_News) May 20, 2017

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Gratliff

Just finished an impromptu Saudi Arabia rant on facebook that is gonna piss off Bush, Obama, and Trump supporters alike. Probably getting to be time for me to step back from politics as seemingly every instance of bullshit has me spewing venom right now.

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

BUT THEY ARE THE GOOD ALLIES! DEY GOTS TEH MONEY!!

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ballsofsteelandfury

I’ve driven with my penis, butt this is new

http://server1.intermedia.ge/pictures/medium/249/249718.jpg?/qalebi-da-manqanebi.jpg

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ballsofsteelandfury

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theeWeeBabySeamus

Is it wrong that…..wait, let me say that differently….
HOW wrong is it that I’m curious what that ball smells like?
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ballsofsteelandfury

The answer is NOT WRONG AT ALL

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

AGREE WITH BALLS; YOU ARE NOT WRONG! ONLY CURIOUS! MAYBE EVEN A SCIENTIST IF YOU ARE ANALYSISING WOMEN’S EXERCISE BALLS….. wait, balls.

*that whole video is…. entertaining.

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King Hippo

This is better idea. I do not approve of having feelings!!

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ballsofsteelandfury

ERECTIONS FOR ALL

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theeWeeBabySeamus

Can’t we do both?
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King Hippo

good low-key semi-maudlin reflective song:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-5Ae-LhMIG0

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theeWeeBabySeamus

Howdy all. Hope everyone is well.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dbckIuT_YDc

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Senor Weaselo

All the games are tomorrow right? Even though at this point the only thing up for grabs in England are the last Champions League spots?

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King Hippo

Yes, and for anything to be up for grabs, (i) the Redshite has to lose or draw AT HOME to Sunderland; or (ii) Man City has to lose badly at Watford (ie, the net differential in the City loss and Arsenal win over Everton has to be at least 5, to make up the goal differential used for the tiebreaker).

tl;dr…there is maybe a 2% chance the Arsenal/Everton result has any impact on the Champions League places, but it’s the “big NBC” game because it at least features two good sides with 2 of the 3 “golden boot” contenders (Lukaku and Sanchez), though Foxy Footy laid down midweek and let Harry Kane score fucking four and likely settled that tiny bit of interest.

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Senor Weaselo

So, the only thing up for grabs in Europe is only if Real loses against whoever the fuck they’re playing.

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King Hippo

pretty much, and how likely is THAT??

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