Your “I’m Sitting In the Kitchen Sink” Saturday Evening Open Thread

So, I have to be the designated driver at a wedding tonight. It is for one of my wife’s colleagues. I’m pretty certain it’s a ploy to keep me from embarrassing her. The tedium of the whole event will be staggering without a drink in my hand.

Joke’s on her – I don’t need alcohol to be a jackass at a work function. I’mma gon’ turn this into a werk function.

Tonight’s sports:

  • CFL:
    • Edmonton at BC – 10:00PM | ESPN2 / TSN
  •  MLB:
    • Angels at Red Sox – 7:00PM | FOX (?) / Sportsnet
  • MMA:
    • Bellator MMA: Davis vs. Bader – 8:00PM | SPK, CMT
  • Left turns:
    • NASCAR XFINITY Series: American Ethanol E15 250 – 8:30PM | FS1 / TSN2
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Beerguyrob
A Canadian man-child of indeterminate age, he stays young by selling alcohol at sporting events and yelling at the patrons he serves. Their rage nourishes his soul, and their tips pay for his numerous trips to various sporting events.
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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Romonobyl

They seem nice.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Why did I look at the comments on the news site…..

Brick Meathook

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Brick Meathook

“Old Look”
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“New Look”
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Again, that’s:

“Old Look”
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“New Look”
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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Unsurprised

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Unsurprised

She seems awesome, NSFW. https://gfycat.com/WideHalfAnglerfish

Also,Vika Kereces showering. https://gfycat.com/ShockingDimwittedJellyfish

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Brick Meathook

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theeWeeBabySeamus

Choo Choo Rat is a pussy. Apologies…and one you paid for to boot?????

You gotta own that shit, Choo Choo. Then go to his house and punch him again causing him hurt and pain. In front of his wife and kids!!!!!!!

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BrettFavresColonoscopy

:belch:

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theeWeeBabySeamus

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Brick Meathook

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theeWeeBabySeamus

I LOVE this episode!!!!!!!

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I have brought doughnuts in to work before….. I work at the wrong place.

theeWeeBabySeamus

Is it wrong that I’m sizing up that hole?

(the doughnut hole you perverts)
((wait that doesn’t make it better))

Never mind.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

We are not here to pass judgement on your desire to fuck a big smiley face doughnut. We still have some freedoms left in this country.

theeWeeBabySeamus

Cool. Happy to know that what happens between an adult male (totally not me) and his consenting vacuum cleaner is still sacred.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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theeWeeBabySeamus

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theeWeeBabySeamus

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theeWeeBabySeamus

Yeah, it’s racist. But it’s funny, sorry.
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Romonobyl

I feel a power nap coming, see if youze are all here after a few…

theeWeeBabySeamus

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Brocky

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If this film somehow makes a live action aquaman seem cool. ..

Idk, fuck it

Horatio Cornblower

WTF is that?

Brocky

Aquaman is what happens when your drunken sailor father inpregnates your meremom

https://youtu.be/rl9ADiXBiQI

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Wish I would have known that sooner.

Unsurprised

Aquaman on the Batmobile from the Justice League trailer.

Brocky

Also, $100 says they shoe horn a scene with Margot robbie as harley Quinn in somewhere

Unsurprised

Jason Momoa is a pretty cool-seeming dude. Then again, he was in the Conan remake.

Horatio Cornblower

Watching the Astros and Mariners playing in throwback unis and it is awesome. It’s like the acid flashback I’ll never have until I actually do acid.

theeWeeBabySeamus

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blaxabbath

When Norm hears acid will give him a flashback trip 30, 40, even 50 years later and he, as a guy who likes to get the most bang for his drug dollar, he says it’s a great deal. But then he takes it and the flashback trip doesn’t come so he blames it on Big Acid selling a promise they have no intention to fulfill.

theeWeeBabySeamus

Who da fuq is Norm?

Unsurprised

Norm Macdonald from his Netflix special

JerBear50

Goddammit, I’ve gotta get one of those kodi box things.

Unsurprised

It’s on various streaming aggregators, too. Like solar movie .st or f movie .io

JerBear50

I have no idea how to use that kind of stuff. Also, I prefer to watch on tv rather than the computer, so the dummy-proofed version of the kodi box would probably be my best bet.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Horatio Cornblower

My wife and I were out to dinner last night and I guy walked in with a T-shirt with Bob’s face surrounded by the cosmos on it.

It was awesome.

theeWeeBabySeamus

He is very relaxing. And he likes trees. Not all trees are perfect, you know.
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Horatio Cornblower

I was once watching the show and his voice put a six-month old puppy to sleep.

JerBear50

Well, that and the vet with the syringe.

Romonobyl

Dad said they were taking him to a big farm where he could run and play!!!!!!

JerBear50

He also said he was proud of your participation trophy.

Unsurprised

Jesus, dude.

JerBear50

And that he only hits your mom and you because he loves you so much.

theeWeeBabySeamus

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Romonobyl

Bob always claimed that there are no mistakes, only happy accidents. My mom always looked at me, smiled, then nodded when we heard him say that on PBS.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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She’s checking…..yep, still there.

Romonobyl

Can’t blame her. If I had a rack like that I’d never leave the house.

Horatio Cornblower

I’d jump rope in front of a mirror while naked until I had a heart attack.

So about 6 minutes.

theeWeeBabySeamus

Great 6 minutes, though.
(which should not necessarily be construed as me saying that you personally have great tits)
((dammit….get the lawyers in here))

Horatio Cornblower

Five of ’em would be great anyway.

JerBear50

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theeWeeBabySeamus

How many mini-Ditkas can Horatio bang in 6 minutes?
Sorry….5 minutes.

JerBear50

In a Ditka-banging situation, your are clearly the bang-ee, not the bang-er. Yes, even mini-Ditkas. It just makes the tearing less severe.

theeWeeBabySeamus

Yeah they are.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Romonobyl

Deciding on which local news to watch.
NBC has a hot blonde weekend anchor, ABC has an equally hot Latina.
CBS has two dudes, so that’s out. I take my local news seriously you guys!

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Romonobyl

That medallion would have pulled him under, chick is on her own.

theeWeeBabySeamus

Note to self: Subject: New come on line:

Hey baby, that’s one slippery ass you got there.

Note to self: Early feedback less than positive.

Gratliff

This should help with the problematic non-https urls.
https://www.eff.org/https-everywhere

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theeWeeBabySeamus

Don’t call ME racist, you little no front teeth having bastard.
Wait is calling him a bastard racist?
SONOFABITCH!!!!!!!!!

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Romonobyl

Convenience store beer selections are decidedly limited. Supermarket is better, but too much effort.
First World problems can be hard, ppl forget that.

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JerBear50

I have a WaWa down the street that carries Victory, Cigar City, New Belgium, and Sierra Nevada. I’m really glad WaWa has infiltrated my region. Also, soup.

theeWeeBabySeamus

…infiltrated my region.

Sorry. Had to.

JerBear50

Yeah, I knew it was coming. I actually changed it from “area” and realized that “region” wasn’t any better, so I just figured I’d take the hit.

theeWeeBabySeamus

Yeah, I knew it was coming……so I just figured I’d take the hit.

LMFAO
Really sorry tho, honest.

JerBear50

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Romonobyl

Did I make it back on time?

theeWeeBabySeamus

Huh? Did you leave?
Shit, this thing won’t light!!!!!
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Romonobyl

Crackycane.

theeWeeBabySeamus

See? Now if the inventors of crack had only called it “crackycane”….?

That has a much more positive connotation.

MARKETING PEEPUHL!!!!!!!!!!

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theeWeeBabySeamus

So hey man, what time was Romonobyl supposed to be back?
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theeWeeBabySeamus

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Romonobyl

Beer run. If I’m not back in 15 minutes, wake the president.

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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theeWeeBabySeamus

You can count on me.
Maybe.
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Romonobyl

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I don’t know modern dance, but I know what I like.

theeWeeBabySeamus

Her technical is sharp, but it’s her interpretive which….

Ah fuck it….great tits, great abs, great ass (I’m presuming but I feel safe).

9.6

Could never bang.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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theeWeeBabySeamus

Yeah, but when the time comes to make the roux, he’ll eat the butter and snort the flour.

Little freak.

Romonobyl

My mom always said the cat was “making bread”. Guess she was right.

theeWeeBabySeamus

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Romonobyl

No, that won’t cause any nightmares at all.

Romonobyl

Finally get to play, and there are TWO open threads???// Shenanigans I say…forthwith!!!!

theeWeeBabySeamus

Indubitably.
Harummmphf.

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Romonobyl

Fortunately, my monocle has a lanyard for efficient retrieval.

theeWeeBabySeamus

Yes, very wise indeed.

Brick Meathook

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theeWeeBabySeamus

Tit pistol, eh? Well perhaps you’d like to meet scrotum knife!!!

/ouch dammit!!!!!!!

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theeWeeBabySeamus

That is one talented little pussy.

/drops mic

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Romonobyl

So the crocodile is a Cleveland Browns “fan”?

Brick Meathook

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theeWeeBabySeamus

Why’d ya have to go and make things so complicated?
— My Penis

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5NPBIwQyPWE

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theeWeeBabySeamus

Hypnotizing.

Weird….but hypnotizing.

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theeWeeBabySeamus

Just weird.
NOT Hypnotizing.

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Shogun Marcus

Was with nickelback, 1/10 might consider with extensive precleaning.

theeWeeBabySeamus

I’ll take your turn.
Thanks.

Shogun Marcus

I DIDN’T RULE IT OUT.

theeWeeBabySeamus

Hehehehehehe

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theeWeeBabySeamus

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theeWeeBabySeamus

That Crocodile Dundee….what an actor?!?!?!?!

Unsurprised

YO

theeWeeBabySeamus

Yo Yo
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Redshirt

Thankfully there are no riots after two hung juries allowing a killer cop goes free. Hopefully the prosecution will drop murder and replace with Negligent Homicide (murder is a stretch but cut your losses and get this guy in jail, but keep Voluntary Manslaughter in case you get a good jury) and hopefully if a riot does break out, hopefully they’ll decide not to burn down their own houses and stores and remember where the rich, white people live who have nice, valuable expensive stuff.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shooting_of_Samuel_DuBose

Unsurprised

George Soros is providing the buses to Shaker Heights, right?

Redshirt

No, but Cincy is only 4 hours away and we also know the rioters are bussed in from out of town (rolls eyes – I love Conservative Talk Radio).

Unsurprised

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theeWeeBabySeamus

(T)werk function?
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theeWeeBabySeamus

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ballsofsteelandfury

Btw, GREAT obscure Cure track!

theeWeeBabySeamus

Seconded.

ballsofsteelandfury

I am actually watching women’s golf.

I blame tWBS.

theeWeeBabySeamus

Might as well. I get blamed for everything else.
(yes, deservedly probably….but still….it hurts my feelings)

ballsofsteelandfury

I wasn’t complaining.

theeWeeBabySeamus

I bet, considering it’s your stuff I’m getting blamed for.
😛
And I wasn’t serious.
Well except for the whole me deserving blame thing. Ya know bcuz….I’m a dick.

But since I have no feelings the rest was just a joke.

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Brick Meathook

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