NFL News:
- Possibly with an eye towards the Rooney Rule, the Texans, an NFL franchise according to League documents, have hired an outside firm to help them find a new GM.
- Rick Smith has taken a leave of absence while his wife is dealing with cancer.
Jimmy Graham is amongst the first Seahawks to drop hints he’s leaving the team.
- Also a hint: his 4-year, $40 million contract has expired.
- Also being hinted at: Kam Chancellor & Cliff Avril.
- It doesn’t help when Pete Carroll says they’re “going to have a hard time playing football again”.
- Coaching carousel:
- No new today (so far)
- Marv Lewis’ fate is expected sometime this week.
probably once someone explains to Mike Brown that “promoting from within” means Pascal his gardener cannot be the new coach.- HOLY SHIT – two more fucking years!
Jim Harbaugh says he’s not leaving Michigan.
- Good thing he said that before someone actually considered asking.
- Talking asshat Jon Gruden is delighted to “be considered” for the Raiders coaching vacancy.
- Marv Lewis’ fate is expected sometime this week.
- No new today (so far)
- The criteria contenders for Hard Knocks 2018 have been decided.
- Baltimore, Cleveland, Denver, the L.A. Chargers, San Francisco and Washington.
Finally, in a moment that actually warms the heart, Bills fans have turned their excitement into their playoff berth into a charitable cause.
- starting last night, Bills fans started making $17 donations to Andy Dalton’s charitable foundation, the Andy and Jordan Dalton Foundation, which provides financial aid to families with medical expenses.
- The $17 dollars represent the 17 seasons between playoff berths for the Bills.
- as of 12:30 PM DFO time today, some 4500 donors have added over $100,000 to the foundation’s coffers.
Tonight’s sports:
- Hockey:
- NHL:
- Penguins at Flyers – 7:00PM | NBCSN
- Bruins at Islanders – 7:0PM | Sportsnet
- Kings at Oilers – 9:30PM | NBCSN
- Ducks at Canucks – 10:00PM | Sportsnet
- World Juniors:
- Slovakia vs. Sweden – 6:00PM | TSN3 / NHLN
- Russia vs. USA – 8:00PM | TSN / NHLN
- NHL:
- Basketball:
- NBA:
- Blazers at Cavs – 7:00PM | Sportsnet1
- Grizzlies at Clippers – 10:30PM | Sportsnet1
- NCAA: of note
- Butler at Xavier – 7:00PM | FS1
- Indiana at Wisconsin – 7:00PM | ESPN
- Michigan at Iowa – 7:00PM | ESPN2
- Georgetown at DePaul – 9:00PM | FS1
- Texas Tech at Kansas – 9:00PM | ESPN
- Pittsburgh at Louisville – 9:00PM | ESPNU
- NBA:
School’s out until the 8th, so I’m making these up as I go. DON’T JUDGE ME!
OK dammit….you funny sonsabitching Bumpuses have foiled me for the last time.
I’m really leaving now.
For reference, now I’m gone for realsiez..
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ld36IkitU8Q
Plug or plug not….there is no try.
Errrrrr…I mean what the hell is that??????
DAMN IT!!
Well, she’s dead.
Well, I guess I should get ready for bed.
Unsurprised is way hotter than I thought.
That’s … something.
Emo music, captured in one picture.
Paul McCartney, the early years.
(you see because he’s playing left handed and…ah fuck it, never mind)
Not enough hair.
The resolution is so high that I think I can see yeah right’s house from this photo taken in Santa Monica.
Furby Alf?
HIDE YOUR CATS!
Yeah. I seriously need to spend more time at the gym.
Whatever it takes.
Damn global warming.
Devin’s not bad from behind, either.
Great picture. You can clearly see the meteor strikes.
Santa was late, but so long as she comes.
It’s nice to see a lass that can handle a yuuuge load.
Welp, my sack is full now at least.
Better him than me.
– or –
He’s not the biggest fish in the sea anymore.
Goldfinger strikes again
Sophie Mudd jiggle and jumping, with bonus nipslip. https://gfycat.com/VastShowyAlligatorsnappingturtle
I’m not here anymore, but here….
The Oreo Thins variety are garnering a big following.
“Yeah, I missed my stop………. OK, I missed a LOT of stops.”
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PGNiXGX2nLU
That or Yakety Sax
Dammit Miranda, I’m trynna work!!!!
Just think about Hippo’s new barber.
I’m not the only seeing his hair forming an elephant head, am I?
Sophie Mudd. Emphasis on the ‘DD.’ Oh, excuse me. She’s 32DDD.
Nice.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=953PkxFNiko
OK, really time to get something done I guess.
Coin tosses are not in your favor tonight.
Best 13 out of 25?
Whatever it takes
I hate to say it, but I’d rather hang out with the quokka.
You do you. I’ll do her.
Honestly don’t know who this is.
She seems fine, tho. And hopefully less hairy.
Devin Brugman. She’s a bikini model and co-created a line of bikinis with her friend Natasha Oakley, who is also hot. Devin, however, has much bigger boobs.
Cool.
But still don’t see the problem.
She keeps looking at my NUTS.
NOT in the US.
You can tell by the lack of feces and graffiti.
Time to…well…lol…
Such a bad monkey.
Clever girl.
I forgot her name, something with thigh in it. but what a body! Aha! “Tilotama Dutta shows off her plots in ‘Guns & Thighs'”
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Holy shit.
Moar writing, moar drinking, or moar screwing around with you idiots? Or a movie? Porn and sleep are also on the table, but we know I’m not sleeping yet, right?
Yes.
More writing. If bad habits are going to rub off on me, let them be good ones like that.
Fair enough. Tabs stay open.
Well except for that one….but we’ll bookmark that one for later.
Yes, some of you inadvertently stepped on the writing, but in a good way.
Now you’re gonna probably get quoted. Muahahahahahahha.
Drinking and then two coin tosses to pick the accompaniment.
This guy gets it.
On a scale of Al Bundy to The Dude, how lazy am I that even though I have all the films on DVD, I’m choosing instead to watch them, in order, on commercial TV?
What???? Total coincidence I had that tab open.
Too late for this?
Based on the earlier discussion, she’s blowing the wrong thing.
But at least you didn’t have to obscure the web address.
8/10 – would bang.
Only for the moment.
She seems happy and celebratory tho, no?
I didn’t expect to see this when I checked Instagram.
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Trump’s twitter is a hole you shouldn’t go down.
Truer words have never been spoken.
Indeed.