That’s right, folks, it’s January, and it’s time for me to start thinking about the same thing I always start thinking about as soon as the playoffs start: the draft! I thought in honor of Michael Wolff’s book that is coming out tomorrow, we’d draft people we’d like to hear read chapters of the upcoming audio version of the book. Your pick should be based on how much you think it would infuriate Trump to know that his downfall is being narrated by people he hates with as much passion as his flaccid corpse can muster.
With the first pick, I’m going to shock the pundits by passing over obvious #1 picks like Barack Obama, Hillary Clinton, and Rosie O’Donnell, and go with Ghazala Khan.
Not only is English her second (or possibly third) language, she’s a Pakistani immigrant of modest means. Who better to narrate the first chapter in what we all pray will be the book that heralds Trump’s downfall?
Your turn, commentists. Who ya got?