Your “Be The King Kong Banging On Your Chest” Saturday Evening Open Thread


Back on January 3rd, in the Open Thread, we discussed the 15 Hall of Fame finalists:

  1. Tony Boselli,
  2. Isaac Bruce,
  3. Brian Dawkins,
  4. Alan Faneca,
  5. Steve Hutchinson,
  6. Joe Jacoby,
  7. Edgerrin James,
  8. Ty Law,
  9. Ray Lewis,
  10. John Lynch,
  11. Kevin Mawae,
  12. Randy Moss,
  13. Terrell Owens,
  14. Brian Urlacher,
  15. Everson Walls.

and made our picks as to whom should get in. To recap those who ‘volunteered’:

Beerguyrob Lewis Dawkins Faneca Moss Law
Moose Boselli Bruce Jacoby Moss Walls
Spanky Boselli Dawkins Faneca Jacoby Walls
tWBS Bruce James Owens Moss Walls
litre_cola Lewis Dawkins Hutchinson Moss Law
don_t Owens Dawkins Hutchinson Moss Law
Mr. Ayo Owens Faneca Hutchinson Moss Urlacher
King Hippo Boselli Dawkins Owens Moss Walls

Of the eight groupings, there are some fairly consistent choices.

  • Randy Moss picked up 7 DFO votes.
  • Brian Dawkins was second with 5 votes.
  • In a surprise, Terrell Owens & Everson Walls got three votes each.
  • Not a surprise, Steve Hutchinson also got three votes.
  • Stabby McObstruction only carried two of eight ballots.

It looks like Peter King will have his work cut out for him trying to gerrymander the right nominees into the Hall.

The two “senior finalists” are Robert Brazile & Jerry Kramer. Perhaps you’ve heard Kramer’s been slighted before?

   

Bobby Beathard is the Contributor nominee.

The winners will be chosen next Saturday afternoon. They need 80% approval from the 48-person Selection Committee. The list of eligible voters is here. If you don’t want to look but want to be angry anyway, certain “at-large” voters include Wichita Pete, Dan Fouts, John Clayton, and something named Clark Judge from Talk of Fame Network and Yahoo Sports Radio.

YOUR TASK TONIGHT is to out-Peter Peter King and make the cromulent case for the five you want to see get in.

The commentist who gets closest to the actual selections wins a reservation in the Acela Quiet Car.


Tonight’s sports:

  • NHL:
    • NHL All-Star Skills Competition – 7:30PM | NBCSN / CBC
  • NBA:
    • Celtics at Warriors – 8:30PM | ABC / TSN4
  • NCAA:
    • Kentucky at West Virginia – 7:00PM | ESPN
    • Virginia Tech at Notre Dame – 8:00PM | ESPN2
    • Valparaiso at Illinois State – 10:00PM | ESPN2
  • Rugby: World Cup Qualifier:
    • Canada vs. Uruguay – 8:00PM | TSN
  • UFC Fight Night:
    • Jacare vs. Brunson 2 – 8:00PM | FOX / TSN5
  • X Games Aspen 2018:
    • Day 3 (freestyle skiing, snowboarding) – 9:00PM | ESPN / TSN2
  • Auto Racing:
    • Rolex 24 at Daytona – 11:00PM | FS1
  • Tennis:
    • Australian Open: Men’s Championship – 3:30AM | ESPN / TSN

Scotchy’s got you tomorrow afternoon for the Pro Bowl. ENJOY!

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A Canadian man-child of indeterminate age, he stays young by selling alcohol at sporting events and yelling at the patrons he serves. Their rage nourishes his soul, and their tips pay for his numerous trips to various sporting events.
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Wakezilla

Some classic Canadian rock of the 90s

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q39q0fT3YiE

Wakezilla

2am. Time to dance!

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theeWeeBabySeamus

I went on the search for something real…
Traded what I know for how I feel…
But the ceiling and the walls collapsed…
Upon the darkness I was trapped…
And as the last of breath was drawn from me…
Light broke in and brought me to my feet.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rkVM4AxzxCE

theeWeeBabySeamus

Damn. Jer done sent me down a hole.

Hurts so bad, more than I expected that it would…
Worse than that, seems to be lasting just a little longer than it should…
It’s alright if you finally stopped caring…
Just don’t go and tell someone that does.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Te6_NTeY4Y

JerBear50

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=beyciVDyhmM

You heard this one Seamus? The original is one of my g/f’s favorites (I prefer this one). I used this version to learn it on the sly and surprise her with it at an open mic one night. It got the desired response.

theeWeeBabySeamus

I had, but not this version.
And I agree this one is better. Very nicely done.

Their acoustic sessions in Europe will draw a tear as well.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YCozYHhlme8

JerBear50

Time for my chow break. Taker ‘er easy, dude. I know you will.

theeWeeBabySeamus

Sounds good my friend.
Enjoy.

Imma ’bout to call it a night myself I think.

JerBear50

Woohoooo! Just got me some Jason Isbell tickets for April. Can’t believe the show’s almost sold out already.

theeWeeBabySeamus

Nice. But shhhh….they’ll throw rocks at you around here for that.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EUqHEzgFRoA

theeWeeBabySeamus

He’s in town here next month, btw.
Timing won’t work for me tho. Sigh.

JerBear50

That’s ashame. He puts on a good show. I caught him at a much smaller venue a couple years ago, but he’s since graduated to bigger theaters. If they sell out this fast, he may be moving up again here shortly unfortunately. He played an event at Busch Gardens last year with John Hiatt, but I had to work and I really didn’t want to deal with a fucking amusement park to see the two of them.

JerBear50

Anyone who has a problem with Isbell need not talk to me anyway. Guy is truly fucking brilliant.

theeWeeBabySeamus

You’re preaching to the choir, my friend.

JerBear50
theeWeeBabySeamus

Ha!! Nice. It’s like I’m 12 again.
Useless erection and everything!!!!

JerBear50

So fairly similar to now?
///The ciiiiiiiircle of liiiiiffe…

theeWeeBabySeamus

Fairly similar?

JerBear50

Way to own it brother.

ballsofsteelandfury

Seriously, no discussion of Peter Hook?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eAnynrfuTr8

theeWeeBabySeamus

Way to make me feel like an asshole.
Can’t believe I overlooked him.