2017 Quotables – Pro Bowl (Results)

blaxabbath

blaxabbath

I sat on a jury years ago, 2nd degree attempted murder case. One day the defendant wore sneakers with his suit to court. It was that day I knew he was guilty.
blaxabbath

Latest posts by blaxabbath (see all)

Look, I didn’t feel like writing up any text on Tuesday and I sure as hell don’t feel like doing it today. Send me a meteor, a meteor, a meteor, or a Steel Reserve — that’s how MY week is going.

Oh, what’s that? You all don’t tune in to Quotables every week to hear about MEEEEEE? Then maybe it’s time that we turn this little boutique website into the 24/7 baseball-centric dick-joke blog this place has always meant to be!

The jokes write themselves!

Not really. I mean, we barely keep up with 17 regular season weeks of “action” around here. 162 game season? Holy cow, man. That’s just depressing.

Alright, I’ve just been giving the same about of effort that the players gave the Pro Bowl so, with that said, submissions were surprisingly good considering the gif #content you all had to work with this week. So kudos there; you folks always impress.

Anyways, I’ll assume this has killed enough time for everything to load so, sit tight, for this is your penultimate edition of 2017 Quotables results!


“Alvin Kamara won the Andy Reid Challenge.” -Wakezilla

“Clearly this is the Mexican, non-union equivalent of this:” -LemonJello

“The least rewarding bowl any of these players will participate in today.” -JerBear50

“Nice headshot, kid. Are we sure they aren’t ‎Gregg Williams’s kids?” -Unsurprised

“Moves like that put Jameis’s dorm room hallmates through medical school.” -BrettFavresColonoscopy

“Still more professionalism and integrity in that group than any reffing crew had this year.” -ArmedandHammered

“Alex Smith? Apparently ‘daintiest’ means ‘best’ to these people.” -Rikki-Tikki-Deadly
blaxabbath
blaxabbath
I sat on a jury years ago, 2nd degree attempted murder case. One day the defendant wore sneakers with his suit to court. It was that day I knew he was guilty.

Leave a Reply

  Subscribe  
Notify of
BrettFavresColonoscopy

Sorry your week sucked blax. At least the Patriots will make it worse.

nomonkeyfun

comment image?resize=877%2C509&ssl=1

Ladies and Gentlemen, may I present to you the world’s first lunchadore.

Game Time Decision
Game Time Decision

that would still be infinitely more watchable than the Pro Bowl

ArmedandHammered
ArmedandHammered

See, I was thinking of it as adoreslunch or am I thinking of a term for Vince WillFork.

Senor Weaselo

“Lunchadore?” -Andy Reid