Look, I didn’t feel like writing up any text on Tuesday and I sure as hell don’t feel like doing it today. Send me a meteor, a meteor, a meteor, or a Steel Reserve — that’s how MY week is going.
Oh, what’s that? You all don’t tune in to Quotables every week to hear about MEEEEEE? Then maybe it’s time that we turn this little boutique website into the 24/7 baseball-centric dick-joke blog this place has always meant to be!
Not really. I mean, we barely keep up with 17 regular season weeks of “action” around here. 162 game season? Holy cow, man. That’s just depressing.
Alright, I’ve just been giving the same about of effort that the players gave the Pro Bowl so, with that said, submissions were surprisingly good considering the gif #content you all had to work with this week. So kudos there; you folks always impress.
Anyways, I’ll assume this has killed enough time for everything to load so, sit tight, for this is your penultimate edition of 2017 Quotables results!
Sorry your week sucked blax. At least the Patriots will make it worse.
Ladies and Gentlemen, may I present to you the world’s first lunchadore.
that would still be infinitely more watchable than the Pro Bowl
See, I was thinking of it as adoreslunch or am I thinking of a term for Vince WillFork.
“Lunchadore?” -Andy Reid