Yep, it’s still Hate Week. And we’ll get to that, I promise.
This Week’s Weirdness Update
Remember last week? When I told you what a weird week it had been here at DFO? Wow, boy did I shoot too early or what????
(Shut up BallsofSteelandFury)
But seriously, the weirdness around here lately? Holee Molee Jeebus, Ginger and Mary Ann…
In all seriousness though, the weirdness factor really got raised this week. There were meteors flying all over the damned place for one thing. Thanks for that, Rikki-Tikki-Deadly. That really has been a fun series so thank you for thinking up the idea, and foar letting me be a part of it.
BeerGuyRob seems to be slightly dissatisfied with the whole week. Not that I or most of the rest of us disagree. But just between you and me I think he and King Hippo should do a buddy comedy together.
Senor Weaselo did some weird shit earlier this week I still haven’t completely figured out.
The Maestro taught us about a village in China full of midg….errrrr, little people….. for Pete’s sake (yes, that’s still funny to me)
Quotables is soon to be put on ice by Blaxabbath until next season, so get in on that weirdness while you still can.
MakeItSnow has begun telling us once again the best ways to get drunk. Which isn’t so much weird as….expected? And we all appreciate his and Lady Snow’s sacrifices for the greater good.
And BallsofSteelandFury kicked off his much loved AFL Beat series for the coming season this week. Not to mention calling class to attention (which means I gotta do moar work now….Balls is a real asshole sometimes).
And of course, Goddess II is now demanding your attention as well. Well, “demanding” might be a strong word. It’s sitting there kinda waiting to get noticed I guess. It hasn’t gotten terribly weird yet, but trust me, it will. If you haven’t yet read Episode 1 from earlier today, there may or may not have been a classy lesbian kiss between Vanessa and Leticia. Imagine what might happen next week!?!?!?! Just saying. And this season there will be moar cameos/guest appearances upcoming from some folks you might know. Maybe even you!!!! Plus you GOTTA stay tuned to see how Dave gets himself across the country, right? Right???????
But for the weirdness factor this week, the grand prize goes to BeastmodeAteMyBaby. I mean it probably should every week (and I mean that in a good way). But wow. Just wow.
And before you even ask….NO.
Unlike last week, this week I’m not even going to try to keep the weirdness going tonight. I know when I’m outclassed. No Sex Dolls this week. No bestiality. And almost no nipples. Probably.
Also, I maybe need to find new friends soon…you fuckers are weird.
(And geez guys, that ME saying that!!!!)
So here’s your…. As Little Weirdness as I Can Manage Slash Groundhog Day Slash pre-Superb Owl but Otherwise Themeless ….edition of TGISF. But next week it’s gonna be a very special “by request” edition foar someone who shall remain nameless. Foar now. Then the week after that, another music edition, so be very afraid.
Hey tWBS, are you actually planning ahead these days? Yes, other tWBS…yes you are.
And speaking of music…
It is Hate Week after all. And even though I’m very much a lover and not a fighter (shut up) I suppose I better toe the line before you guys start throwing rocks at me (again). So this week’s musical choices will be appropriately reflective of Hate Week. Like this one…
So I suppose that means it’s an…. As Little Weirdness as I Can Manage Slash Groundhog Day Slash pre-Superb Owl but Otherwise Themeless But Also With a Little Well-Placed Hate ….theme?
Yup, sounds about right.
Does anyone besides me wonder why we seemingly think a rodent in Pennsyltucky can predict the weather? I mean, I presume the fat little varmint just wants to be left alone. Much like myself these days, actually, now that I think about it. But we have to go yanking him out of his hole (phrasing) and fuck around with him. People suck.
And doesn’t him seeing his shadow depend upon whether it’s a cloudy day or not anyway? And even if he casts a shadow, how the fuck do we know he saw it? Did he tell us so?
Punxsutawney Phil: Hey I’m just a smelly ol’ groundhog, but hey look down there!!!! It’s my fucking shadow…holy shit!!!! I’m so happy I’m the only self-aware rodent on the planet!!!!
Maybe he’s just looking for something to eat and doesn’t even notice shadows? Or maybe he’s legally blind? OR MAYBE HE’S A FUCKING GROUNDHOG WHO COULDN’T GIVE A SHIT??????
I repeat, people suck. And are stupid.
But honestly, no better than the so called “meteorologists” are at their jobs, maybe we really should be paying the groundhog. He’s just as accurate (hey, thanks for that foot of snow we recently got when you said “up to an inch” less than a day before it started you useless pricks).
Now, if you wanna talk weather predictions…? Fine then….I predict up to seven inches in Mexico.
OK, fine Noob Noob, you got me. Let’s call it a “hard four”. Shut up.
Have some hate….
There’s A Game Sunday
Or at least so I’ve heard. Thus the rest of this will be a mixed bag of Sexy NFL (with some hate of course…put those rocks down Rob).
No rhyme nor rhythm here, much like my approach to sex. Just whatever I find.
Here, listen to this while I keep looking and…well…I’ll be right back…
OK, let’s continue…
OK, that’s enough. These ladies all really have my “hate” flowing now. Nope, wait, that’s something else flowing I guess.
I’ll be right back…
In all seriousness, if I missed your team here you can feel free to add them in the comments. Or just hate me. It’s cool…
OK, I’m All Hated Out
And also maybe a little dehydrated…giggity. So let’s just wrap this one up, shall we? I mean what’s all this hate foar anyway? It’s not helping anyone.
Can’t we all just get along?!?!?!?
Oh yeah….right. I almost forgot.
OK, fine. I can maintain the hate foar two moar days I guess. Carry on…
Well, at least I’ve got that going for me I guess.
Which is nice.
OK then folks, have a hate fueled and probably also drunken weekend I guess.
Hate ya’s!!!!! (no not really)
Do you have a “request” or an idea for a future TGISF theme? Drop me a line…