Yep, it’s still Hate Week. And we’ll get to that, I promise.
But first….
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This Week’s Weirdness Update
Remember last week? When I told you what a weird week it had been here at DFO? Wow, boy did I shoot too early or what????
(Shut up BallsofSteelandFury)
But seriously, the weirdness around here lately? Holee Molee Jeebus, Ginger and Mary Ann…
In all seriousness though, the weirdness factor really got raised this week. There were meteors flying all over the damned place for one thing. Thanks for that, Rikki-Tikki-Deadly. That really has been a fun series so thank you for thinking up the idea, and foar letting me be a part of it.
BeerGuyRob seems to be slightly dissatisfied with the whole week. Not that I or most of the rest of us disagree. But just between you and me I think he and King Hippo should do a buddy comedy together.
Senor Weaselo did some weird shit earlier this week I still haven’t completely figured out.
The Maestro taught us about a village in China full of midg….errrrr, little people….. for Pete’s sake (yes, that’s still funny to me)
Quotables is soon to be put on ice by Blaxabbath until next season, so get in on that weirdness while you still can.
MakeItSnow has begun telling us once again the best ways to get drunk. Which isn’t so much weird as….expected? And we all appreciate his and Lady Snow’s sacrifices for the greater good.
And BallsofSteelandFury kicked off his much loved AFL Beat series for the coming season this week. Not to mention calling class to attention (which means I gotta do moar work now….Balls is a real asshole sometimes).
And of course, Goddess II is now demanding your attention as well. Well, “demanding” might be a strong word. It’s sitting there kinda waiting to get noticed I guess. It hasn’t gotten terribly weird yet, but trust me, it will. If you haven’t yet read Episode 1 from earlier today, there may or may not have been a classy lesbian kiss between Vanessa and Leticia. Imagine what might happen next week!?!?!?! Just saying. And this season there will be moar cameos/guest appearances upcoming from some folks you might know. Maybe even you!!!! Plus you GOTTA stay tuned to see how Dave gets himself across the country, right? Right???????
But for the weirdness factor this week, the grand prize goes to BeastmodeAteMyBaby. I mean it probably should every week (and I mean that in a good way). But wow. Just wow.
And before you even ask….NO.
Unlike last week, this week I’m not even going to try to keep the weirdness going tonight. I know when I’m outclassed. No Sex Dolls this week. No bestiality. And almost no nipples. Probably.
Also, I maybe need to find new friends soon…you fuckers are weird.
(And geez guys, that ME saying that!!!!)
So here’s your…. As Little Weirdness as I Can Manage Slash Groundhog Day Slash pre-Superb Owl but Otherwise Themeless ….edition of TGISF. But next week it’s gonna be a very special “by request” edition foar someone who shall remain nameless. Foar now. Then the week after that, another music edition, so be very afraid.
Hey tWBS, are you actually planning ahead these days? Yes, other tWBS…yes you are.
And speaking of music…
It is Hate Week after all. And even though I’m very much a lover and not a fighter (shut up) I suppose I better toe the line before you guys start throwing rocks at me (again). So this week’s musical choices will be appropriately reflective of Hate Week. Like this one…
So I suppose that means it’s an…. As Little Weirdness as I Can Manage Slash Groundhog Day Slash pre-Superb Owl but Otherwise Themeless But Also With a Little Well-Placed Hate ….theme?
Yup, sounds about right.
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Groundhog Day
Does anyone besides me wonder why we seemingly think a rodent in Pennsyltucky can predict the weather? I mean, I presume the fat little varmint just wants to be left alone. Much like myself these days, actually, now that I think about it. But we have to go yanking him out of his hole (phrasing) and fuck around with him. People suck.
And doesn’t him seeing his shadow depend upon whether it’s a cloudy day or not anyway? And even if he casts a shadow, how the fuck do we know he saw it? Did he tell us so?
Punxsutawney Phil: Hey I’m just a smelly ol’ groundhog, but hey look down there!!!! It’s my fucking shadow…holy shit!!!! I’m so happy I’m the only self-aware rodent on the planet!!!!
Maybe he’s just looking for something to eat and doesn’t even notice shadows? Or maybe he’s legally blind? OR MAYBE HE’S A FUCKING GROUNDHOG WHO COULDN’T GIVE A SHIT??????
I repeat, people suck. And are stupid.
But honestly, no better than the so called “meteorologists” are at their jobs, maybe we really should be paying the groundhog. He’s just as accurate (hey, thanks for that foot of snow we recently got when you said “up to an inch” less than a day before it started you useless pricks).
Now, if you wanna talk weather predictions…? Fine then….I predict up to seven inches in Mexico.
OK, fine Noob Noob, you got me. Let’s call it a “hard four”. Shut up.
Have some hate….
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There’s A Game Sunday
Or at least so I’ve heard. Thus the rest of this will be a mixed bag of Sexy NFL (with some hate of course…put those rocks down Rob).
No rhyme nor rhythm here, much like my approach to sex. Just whatever I find.
Enjoy…
Here, listen to this while I keep looking and…well…I’ll be right back…
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OK, let’s continue…
OK, that’s enough. These ladies all really have my “hate” flowing now. Nope, wait, that’s something else flowing I guess.
I’ll be right back…
In all seriousness, if I missed your team here you can feel free to add them in the comments. Or just hate me. It’s cool…
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OK, I’m All Hated Out
And also maybe a little dehydrated…giggity. So let’s just wrap this one up, shall we? I mean what’s all this hate foar anyway? It’s not helping anyone.
Can’t we all just get along?!?!?!?
Oh yeah….right. I almost forgot.
OK, fine. I can maintain the hate foar two moar days I guess. Carry on…
Well, at least I’ve got that going for me I guess.
Which is nice.
OK then folks, have a hate fueled and probably also drunken weekend I guess.
Hate ya’s!!!!! (no not really)
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Do you have a “request” or an idea for a future TGISF theme? Drop me a line…
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Which of the imaginary creatures in the Harry Potter books is the most fuckable?
*Perhaps reading the wrong erotic fiction.
Note to self, don’t have Moose read Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them. As for your answer… what?
All right, since it’s TGISF I’m spilling on the redheads bit. The Pokemon fossils were just the set up, Anna the RNG Goddess from Fire Emblem was the meat of it.
/I look forward to maybe about 2 people understanding, as I am a giant dork.
//I found a decent cosplayer?
http://acpcosplayers.acparadise.com/93115/93115-d4a465b1ebf227edc8aa6ff0aef1c8ec.jpg
Ancient Aliens is a pretty good show when you’re high as fuck.
That’s the only way it makes any sense.
Liar! If you were that high, NO WAY you’d be able to type.
I’ve been reading that there is little chance Mueller’s investigation will result in charges being brought against trump, regardless of what it discovers, because there’s no precedent for such a thing. That seems absurd. What gives?
Congress wouldn’t go through with it?
That’s for impeachment. Can a sitting president be indicted? We might just find out.
Pence would pardon him the next day.
Then comes the State of New York’s indictments
Accepting a pardon is admitting guilt, which leaves him wide open as fuck for NY state charges.
SHERIFF JOE DIDN’T DO ANYTHING WRONG! IT’S A LIBTARD WITCH HUNT!!
Sheriff Joe didn’t even know that accepting a pardon meant he was admitting guilt, the inbred stupid-as-fuck regressive racist fuck.
This is actually an overly generous assessment of the man.
I left out a few fucks. This is a family site, isn’t it?
Wait, it’s not???
/furiously rewrites next week PotPP
LIBCUCK!!
*Not sure if that is a thing.
Agreed; light on the negative descriptors.
To be fair; that is a lot of time on thesaurus.com
This is how you wrap up hate week
I hope both of you are right, but, I’m not exactly popping the champagne.
Here’s one legal theory:
http://washingtonpress.com/2018/02/02/top-lawyer-just-revealed-mueller-going-jujitsu-trump-indictment/
Depending on the severity of evidence Mueller uncovers (and my guess is, he’s uncovered a lot), precedent won’t eventually matter.
Seems?
I feels ya twbs. Tbh, the Super Bowl being Sunday helped A LOT to get through this week. Eagles 27 – 24 Patriots IN A GREAT GAME. And yeah: being a lover > fighter.
Then again, current mood:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=D_TGGgkCLD8
http://www.gurl.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/angry-gif1.gif
Probably a P*ts victory, which will make me hate just the more.
I might watch Stone Cold tonight.
I dare you to try & stop me.
I write weird B-movie fiction, I watch weird B-movie fiction.
I’m no poser.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uab2BlDpPxQ
Kelly Nash on the NHL Network is…quite fit.
What?
Oh… Kelly Nash.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Juqm94sUV_E&ab_channel=thegoldfighter
4 Life
She seems nice.
One of my favorite angry face woman.
A strong angry face contender:
Um….. NO.
Pink is not Uncle Fester’s color.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GPlW9DiCRDM
Is Larry Nassar ever going to see general population in prison? He’d be toast in less than a week.
Fuck no.
…and Blazing Saddles is on TV. Not sure why its on the Outdoor Channel…
A lot of it was shot outside, ppl forget that.
That’s where the white women be.
Would Richard Pryor made a better sheriff, as originally intended?
NO.
I got off for The Owl! A guy at work was looking for extra hours and took my Sunday shift off my hands. Then I got one of the waiters to go double or nothing on the twenty skinoots he owes me on a Supe bet. I took Philly & the points (4.5). It’s nothing, but it’s nice to be in action again.
Tonight, we found Hippo’s long-lost brother.
Even B-movie Woman hates the fucking P*triots.
The only show where hearing what happens at the end disgusts me enough to make me immediately stop watching it 2.5 seasons in
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QgaRd4d8hOY
It is simply a p*ts hate gif; you can relax.
Lucky bastard
Hey, guys! I found Moose!
Welcome back!
Solid plan.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fOniR2N63zQ
The Shining’s on. So there’s that.
Pete Carroll is liveblogging it right now. I dId not know the hedge maze matches a chemtrail pattern taken in a photo from Sept. 10 2001 in NYC.
LOOK, YOU CAN MAKE FUN OF PETE CARROLL ALL YOU WANT, BUT…
Oh, wait. There’s no “but.” Go right ahead.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-4674206/Synovial-Sarcoma-man-left-half-face-cancer.html
Cannot be unseen.
And yet I clicked it anyway.
Tonight’s episode of “Misadventures of a Moderate Republican”: Drinking the Kool Aid.
(Listening to Local (SW Ohio) Conservative Talk Radio)
Host: “Now do black people live the American Dream in California of a mother, father, three or four kids, and owning a house?”
Guest: “Everything except the house. They sold that and moved away. Because the bars are on the windows. And this isn’t about illegal immigration.”
Me: “Huh?”
Guest: “Its about black-on-black crime! Everyone knows it. That’s why they moved away to get away from the gangs and criminals.”
Me: “Okay. I guess that’s true. However the fault is shared between those who committed crimes, society that has allowed someone to decide that breaking the law is their only chance at life and the police that has allowed this to happen either by indifference or being afraid of being labeled a racist.”
(slowly drinks the Kool Aid)
Guest: “Its their fault like slavery is partly the blacks’ fault! If you read your history, you know its true.”
(spits out the Kool Aid)
Me: “What? WHAT?! Were happy-go-lucky Africans running toward the slave ships going “Pick me! Pick me!”? Where they whipping themselves going “Hi! I’m Toby!”? At the end of the Civil War, were they dragged off of their owner’s plantations by the evil Union going “No! No! We enjoy being property!” I… I mean… WHAT?!”
Will a viable conservative third party establish itself already?! The more I call myself a Republican, the more I throw up in my mouth.
I label myself a socially conservative ADULT. i can accept am not always right, can compromise and understand facts.
The GOP is a fringe party masquerading as a national party by using gerrymandering, propaganda and voter intimidation.
There needs to be a party for the middle.
That’s my hope. Gerrymandering gets outlawed, the Dems will take over for 12 years, and the GOP grows up and goes from alt-right to centre-right to combat the power-mad Dems.
Hopefully I’ll be alive to see that.
Gonna have to get the Koch-suckers out of power first. Which, considering the number of GOP resignations this year…
Yeah. I know. And they’re all moderates. If they go any far right, the Third Reich may sue for gimmick infringement.
A preview?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=baj6llvgpWA
If Timberlake tries to cover a Prince song am writing a complaint to the FCC.
Legit.
Today is the first day of my jaunt towards better health that I did not go running. I was honestly planning on it until i left the office and realized its fucking 17 degrees out.
I put up with living in the south for one fucking reason…I am NOT SUPPOSED TO BE FREEZING MY ASS OFF ALL THE FUCKING TIME!
Don’t fall for that Chinese hoax, man. It’s all just a librul myth.
Good call. Running in the cold in NAWT fun nor enjoyable.
Buy a rebounder. Its small and it allows you to run while staying in the cold and less wear and tear on your knees.
Folks
This is a cool music video!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F_HoMkkRHv8
Oh, dear God, a League of Their Own. I don’t like that movie, especially the ending. After treating the best player’s sister like crap, they make it ambiguous if she earned her victory or if she dropped the ball on purpose.
Hot Toddys are a godsend.
Sharks gonna get the W!
This “Jaws” remake takes some serious liberties with the source material.
Alternate Take:
Spielberg: “At first I didn’t want to make a Special Edition, but George kept talking about how much better he made Star Wars and…”
Dr. Moreau’s gone too far this time.
Ice Stillers-Redacteds has been a fantastic iceball match.
Speaking of meteors…
YOUAH HAHHTE US BECAWSE YOUAH AIHHN’T US NO ONE DENIES THIS
Pittsburgh is DEFINITELY the New England of the NHL
MAYBE*
*Yeah, probably. Who are the Caps? Any Andy Reid coached team?
That sounds about right.
Yeah 80’s music!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9O6e7cgkeqw
Groundhog Day is a great movie! Except when you take into account that the poor son of a bitch spent 40 years reliving the same day over and over again with no hope of it ending, not even the sweet release of death itself.
Also that he spent all that time trying to hook up with Andie McDowell might be my top “Yes, she’s very attractive but my God is she annoying” actresses of all time.
Ned!?!
I always figured the worst part would be the prospect of going on a crazed killing spree only to find out that THAT was the day that things actually moved forward and time started again.
Yeah. The good thing is they never showed Phil doing anything killing someone else or worse. He only did it to himself. True, the worse he did was try to get some tail, but at least he was putting in the research to earn it legit.
40 years? I figured he stayed for a 100 years.
Obligatory.
I think these are all safe to post but I’m leaving so whatever. https://pixxxels.org/gallery/1fjplc0h2/
It’s friday, and I feel like death. Alcohol kills germs right?
In large enough quantities, yes.
In my professional* medical opinion, yes.
Hippo is a *kind* of doctor.
Sure.
…I survived the week alive, employed and not in police custody.
I’m watching ‘Orange County’ and Schuyler Fisk is adorable.
Also I’m drunk and fairly sure I just agreed to buy new doors for our house. My wife is tricksy.
I’d make some kind of joke about your wife and the “back door” but I too have been drinking and am even less sharp mentally than usual.
Let’s not forget to honor this hero. And once again, the villains are the cops who stopped him.
https://deadspin.com/father-of-multiple-victims-tries-to-attack-larry-nassar-1822659182
I told Lady LemonJello that if that father had really been serious, he’d have had an accomplice create a distraction in the audience AND THEN throttled that oxygen-thieving pig in a man suit.
/Seriously, Nassar cannot be raped enough in prison to ever atone for what he did.
Well, yeah. But he did something, which is more than anyone else has.
You’re not wrong.
Pig in a man suit? How dear you insult ManBearPig by comparing him to that fiend!
You will be somewhat adequately satisfied with my post tomorrow
That guy was an idiot. That plan had no chance of success. And it was totally pointless, as Nasser has a life expectancy of about 3 months once he gets to prison.
Focus on your daughters now, forget the attention-seeking histrionics and let time take its course.
He’s going to be eating piss, shit, cum, and loogies from cafeteria workers for the rest of his life, but he will survive for quite a while.
“MakeItSnow has begun telling us once again the best ways to get drunk. ”
You mean when I’ve been buying shit-loads of good beer and drinking in my friend’s shop I’ve been doing it all wrong!?
Did you bring enough for the entire clubhouse?
Well, then you’ve been doing it wrong.
There’s about 47 beers in my fridge downstairs. Also a TV, pool table, dart board and, even better, a washer/dryer combo!
C’mon over!
Correction, there are now 46.
But if I come over, what are you going to drink?
The Buffalo Trace and Glenlivet, of course.
What am I, a fucking savage?
Take one down, pass it around!
The answer is always up the butt
More Yanet Garcia. https://gfycat.com/PointlessContentAtlanticspadefish
Just kicking off the week by going back to the ’80s yet again. A time when the Democrats weren’t Republicans, and Republicans weren’t bug-nut crazy traitorweasels selling their souls to Russia.
Still, even in the ’80s, no one was walking in L.A.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=80WyBxo0Hto
Jammin’!!!!
Yeah! The Republicans were bug-nut crazy traitors selling their souls (and a shitload of weapons) to Iran, instead!
There was also a weird astronomical thing. But I’ll also take this moment to add my own “Fuck you” to everyone who celebrates or even acknowledges Groundhog Day for any reason that isn’t entirely about the movie.
Yay, Friday! https://gfycat.com/WelldocumentedHastyAgama