Your “Huh – Actual Students Came To School” Tuesday Evening Open Thread

NFL News:

  • As predicted/feared, Rae Carruth is seeking custody of his son.
    • The physically-challenged son, because he was a premie, because his father hired some men to kill his mother so he wouldn’t be born.
      • I can’t wait for the “Movie of the Week”.
  • Baker Mayfield has announced he will not attend the NFL Draft in Arlington.
    • Because why show your appreciation at being drafted to a tire fire LIVE on TV.

   

It’s gone so well before.

  • Today marks the opening of the Franchise & Transition Tag window.
    • In an unrelated event, Kirk Cousins has had his phone turned off all day.
  • In phrasing that doesn’t remind of Hank Scorpio or Ernst Blofeld, nfl.com names a frontrunner to buy the Panthers.
    • It’s “Billionaire hedge fund manager and philanthropist David Tepper”, because those are usually two great things that go great together.
    • To further elaborate, “Tepper, whose net worth has been estimated at $11 billion by Forbes, currently owns a five percent stake in the Steelers.”
      • so it looks like he’s willing to up his game, like Jimmy Haslam.

Tonight’s sports:

  • Olympics:
    • NBCSN | 7:00PM – Figure Skating (women’s short)
    • NBC | 8:00PM – Snowboarding, Bobsled, Alpine, Figure Skating
    • CNBC | 10:00PM – Men’s hockey: Czech Republic vs. USA
    • CBC |
    • TSN | 7:00PM – Curling – Women’s Round Robin: Canada vs. Great Britain
    • Sportsnet1
      • 7:30PM – Men’s Snowboarding
      • 9:00PM – Ladies’ Downhill Skiing
      • 11:00PM | Men’s Freestyle Skiing

  • NHL: no national broadcasts; regional coverage only
  • NBA: last day of the All-Star break
  • NCAA:
    • Creighton at Butler – 7:00PM | FS1
    • Illinois at Michigan State – 7:00PM | ESPN
    • West Virginia at Baylor – 7:00PM | ESPN2
    • Kentucky at Arkansas – 9:00PM | ESPN
    • Mississippi at Missouri – 9:00PM | ESPN2
  • MLS:
    • 2018 CONCACAF Champions League:
      • Round of 16 – Colorado vs. Toronto FC – 10:00PM | TSN2

Sorry everything’s a bit truncated today. I had a full class, which left little time to craft the majestic pieces I throw up for you most every night. I CAN’T PROMISE TO DO BETTER!

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A Canadian man-child of indeterminate age, he stays young by selling alcohol at sporting events and yelling at the patrons he serves. Their rage nourishes his soul, and their tips pay for his numerous trips to various sporting events.
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Wakezilla

What’s RGIII doing these days? I just read Hamilton has his rights.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

He’s not a good enough actor to handle the lead in that role (sic) anyway.