Your “Don’t Waste Your Words, They’re Just Lies” Thursday Evening Open Thread

Beerguyrob

Beerguyrob

A Canadian man-child of indeterminate age, he stays young by selling alcohol at sporting events and yelling at the patrons he serves. Their rage nourishes his soul, and their tips pay for his numerous trips to various sporting events.
Beerguyrob

NFL News: another very quite day. US sports seem to be avoiding getting in the NBA’s way.

  • Someone had the bright idea to talk to Peyton Manning about Andrew Luck’s injury & missed year.
    • Especially while Peyton is golfing a pro-am at The Memorial with Tiger Woods
    • Manning advised that Luck will need to get lots of reps in in order to regain some semblance of “game shape”.
      • No word on if he was advised on how to get into Jim Irsay’s private stash.
  • Kaep’s Kollusion Kase update!
    • Kaep’s lawyer, Mark Geragos, is claiming he has a corroborating witness who is able to testify about an active conspiracy to keep him out of the NFL.
      • the key will be evidence that football “people” think he (or Eric Reid) can positively contribute to a team’s success, but ownership has vetoed the move in collusion with other owners as retribution for his stance.
  • JFF is officially a backup (for now) in Hamilton.
    • Head coach June Jones says last year’s starter, Jeremiah Masoli, “absolutely” remains the starter.
    • As Maestro reminded you, the CFL plays a two-game pre-season and an 18-game schedule.
      • Given CFL injury rates, it’s more than likely he’ll end up starting a couple of games by September.

Tonight’s sports:

  • CFL Pre-Season:
    • Alouettes vs. Redblacks – 7:30PM | TSN2
  •  NBA:
    • Cavaliers at Warriors – 9:00PM | ABC / TSN
      • 4th year in a row.

  • MLB:
    • USA – only on MLBN
    • Canada:
      • Yankees at Orioles – 7:00PM | Sportsnet
      • Red Sox at Astros – 8:00PM | Sportsnet1
  • Spelling bee:
    • Finals: Closing portion – 8:30PM | ESPN

No broadcast baseball in America? No spelling bee finals in Canada? WHY DO I EVEN HAVE CABLE?

Beerguyrob
Beerguyrob
A Canadian man-child of indeterminate age, he stays young by selling alcohol at sporting events and yelling at the patrons he serves. Their rage nourishes his soul, and their tips pay for his numerous trips to various sporting events.

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Feckless. Cunt.

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Brick Meathook
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I’ll make a good Gordon, Gordon.

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I have a visceral affection for this film. It pulls at my heart strings like few others. The lobsterman who claims he doesn’t eat lobster because they’re too expensive. Wonderful.

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Brick Meathook

It’s very close to a perfect film.

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“IT’S RED ALL OVER!!! IT’S RED ALL OVER!!”

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Hey!
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Archaeologists had a good theory; it was a bad day for Tumulus.

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Senor Weaselo

So what the fuck just happened, other than I’m a moron and my car was fine?

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