NFL News: another very quite day. US sports seem to be avoiding getting in the NBA’s way.
Someone had the bright idea to talk to Peyton Manning about Andrew Luck’s injury & missed year.
- Especially while Peyton is golfing a pro-am at The Memorial with Tiger Woods
- Manning advised that Luck will need to get lots of reps in in order to regain some semblance of “game shape”.
- No word on if he was advised on how to get into Jim Irsay’s private stash.
- Kaep’s Kollusion Kase update!
- Kaep’s lawyer, Mark Geragos, is claiming he has a corroborating witness who is able to testify about an active conspiracy to keep him out of the NFL.
- the key will be evidence that football “people” think he (or Eric Reid) can positively contribute to a team’s success, but ownership has vetoed the move in collusion with other owners as retribution for his stance.
- Kaep’s lawyer, Mark Geragos, is claiming he has a corroborating witness who is able to testify about an active conspiracy to keep him out of the NFL.
JFF is officially a backup (for now) in Hamilton.
- Head coach June Jones says last year’s starter, Jeremiah Masoli, “absolutely” remains the starter.
- As Maestro reminded you, the CFL plays a two-game pre-season and an 18-game schedule.
- Given CFL injury rates, it’s more than likely he’ll end up starting a couple of games by September.
Tonight’s sports:
- CFL Pre-Season:
- Alouettes vs. Redblacks – 7:30PM | TSN2
- NBA:
- Cavaliers at Warriors – 9:00PM | ABC / TSN
- 4th year in a row.
- Cavaliers at Warriors – 9:00PM | ABC / TSN
- MLB:
- USA – only on MLBN
- Canada:
- Yankees at Orioles – 7:00PM | Sportsnet
- Red Sox at Astros – 8:00PM | Sportsnet1
- Spelling bee:
- Finals: Closing portion – 8:30PM | ESPN
No broadcast baseball in America? No spelling bee finals in Canada? WHY DO I EVEN HAVE CABLE?
That flight was tolerable.
A bit of a heavy flow month.
……and at that moment little Bobby became a man.
Or still a boy who just ruined his Sunday Go To Rasslin’ clothes.
Is there a small, but distinct dent in that security fencing suddenly?
Anyone else see a resemblance?
Shoot a 3! Dammit, they could have covered.
What percentage of guys on the court have fucked a Kardashian this year? And yes, Caitlin Jenner counts.
I don’t even know what to say to people who don’t think LeBron is the GOAT. Did Jordan have teammates WHO DIDN’T EVEN KNOW WHEN THE FUCKING GAME WAS TIED IN THE FINALS?
I’ve grudgingly come around over the last couple years. Numero uno.
I see someone is unfamiliar with Jud Buechler
Clearly, Rikki only meant “Black GOAT” like in that Witch movie
Stacey King would like a word.
His mom has it going on.
Damn you with the reference jokes!!
Clutch 3 by JR Smith to cut it to 8!
(lol j/k what a loser)
http://www.msn.com/en-us/sports/nfl/nfl%e2%80%99s-alternate-%e2%80%98cheerleaders%e2%80%99-don%e2%80%99t-cheer-or-dance/ar-AAy3X11?ocid=ientp
THIS IS YOUR FAULT J.R.
/also the shitty officials for reversing that charging call.
Good overtime game! In other news, drug use increases.
SPEW ON YOUR FACE I WILL
“Damn, girl, you really like guac!”
The Warriors get the same kind of bullshit calls that the Patriots do. Makes me feel ill to watch.
Yeah, damned West Coast Bias (East Coast Bias couldn’t handle his coke)
That is sublime….. heart-stopping even.
Would be more sublime if one substituted coke with heroin.
Naw. Len me an ear and I’ll sing you a tune….
?
Bannered.
J.R. Smith went to the Chris Webber School of Situational Awareness.
I don’t remember seeing him at my workplace, but he damn sure knows my job.
FUCKING J.R. SMITH IS THE GODDAMNED WORST.
They had that game won! JFC
“Nailed it!” — Blair Walsh
OK, time to get caught up on Westworld and see what fun things Dolores had the black guy do to Teddy.
OK, when I say it that way, it sounds weird.
She seems fun.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ty8wChC1M-I
Yes, and now she has a Japanese friend (sorry, that might be a spoiler, but whatever)
Yes…I think that would be an interesting night with those two.
If you didn’t go home with bullets or an arrow in your face, of course.
I’ll just kick back in the corner and watch and fetch drinks and beat off and whatnot.
Huh. I just described marriage.
Sadly, my marriage probably fell closer to the “bullets/arrows in the face” description.
advice from Hesiod (c700 BC)
something something I’ll decorate her buttocks with my granary something something
Bitches always peepin the granary
GAMBLOR was really, really good to me (Uruguyan Primera Division), #BFIB walk it off with our usual replacement #DevilMagic SS. Yup, it just doesn’t get any better than this.
/tries not to remember any part of actual, for reals life
What was Karthik? Like -110?
Naysa (not Maysa) was the value at +150. But she fucked up.
The Dirt Stillers bullpen is fuck-awful.
I appreciated the reciprocity.
“They call me The Octopus”
OK, enough spelling for tonight.
DAMMIT ARETHA!!!!!! WHAT DID I JUST SAY?????
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6FOUqQt3Kg0
DAMMIT WHAT DID I SAY?????
Good job kid. But know this my nephew will fuck you up on Fortnite.
For the record, twbs jinxed Naysa.
Plus the last white kid.
G-O-O-D-N-I-G-H-T
that spells MOON!
KARTHIK!
Coinonea
Karthik has to spell two?!? Bullshit!
Is Goodell running this Bee?
If Dez doesn’t get signed soon his mom may have to get back “in the business”
That is NOT a word!
Fiucking German words…
Breaking News! UCONN has hired that strength coach from the Jets who tripped the guy from the Dolphins along the sidelines.
MAKE UCONN GREAT AGAIN!!!
I need a drink. Don’t let Maysa fuck up before I get back.
I’m laughing because I think her name is Naysa.
Shit. I fucked that up too I guess. 😛
That was some bullshit. That’s a wrong pronunciation.
I’m not even sure it’s the correct spelling. But I’m too lazy to look it up.
Alii
dammit
Alihi
https://vimeo.com/17950703
Condotierre.
Condottierre
Fuck you.
Isn’t that just “Forsa”?
Hmmmmm
Fourcade
Booo!
Oh man, that was my pick to win. I’m gonna lose so much money.
Me too.
Jashun!! D’oh!
Philomena.
Sorry, old girlfriend, never got over her.
No, you wouldn’t know her, she went over Niagara Falls.
B-U-N….
-f-u-c-k-y-o-u
Bundestag!
Now spell Reichstag!
Bundestag
Nice
hahahaha
Da fuk?
https://www.si.com/nba/2018/05/31/lebron-james-shorts-suit-cavs-game-1
Myerolitic
whats that mean?
My erotic literature?