NFL News: another very quite day. US sports seem to be avoiding getting in the NBA’s way.
Someone had the bright idea to talk to Peyton Manning about Andrew Luck’s injury & missed year.
- Especially while Peyton is golfing a pro-am at The Memorial with Tiger Woods
- Manning advised that Luck will need to get lots of reps in in order to regain some semblance of “game shape”.
- No word on if he was advised on how to get into Jim Irsay’s private stash.
- Kaep’s Kollusion Kase update!
- Kaep’s lawyer, Mark Geragos, is claiming he has a corroborating witness who is able to testify about an active conspiracy to keep him out of the NFL.
- the key will be evidence that football “people” think he (or Eric Reid) can positively contribute to a team’s success, but ownership has vetoed the move in collusion with other owners as retribution for his stance.
- Kaep’s lawyer, Mark Geragos, is claiming he has a corroborating witness who is able to testify about an active conspiracy to keep him out of the NFL.
JFF is officially a backup (for now) in Hamilton.
- Head coach June Jones says last year’s starter, Jeremiah Masoli, “absolutely” remains the starter.
- As Maestro reminded you, the CFL plays a two-game pre-season and an 18-game schedule.
- Given CFL injury rates, it’s more than likely he’ll end up starting a couple of games by September.
Tonight’s sports:
- CFL Pre-Season:
- Alouettes vs. Redblacks – 7:30PM | TSN2
- NBA:
- Cavaliers at Warriors – 9:00PM | ABC / TSN
- 4th year in a row.
- Cavaliers at Warriors – 9:00PM | ABC / TSN
- MLB:
- USA – only on MLBN
- Canada:
- Yankees at Orioles – 7:00PM | Sportsnet
- Red Sox at Astros – 8:00PM | Sportsnet1
- Spelling bee:
- Finals: Closing portion – 8:30PM | ESPN
No broadcast baseball in America? No spelling bee finals in Canada? WHY DO I EVEN HAVE CABLE?
“Spellebrity”?
OK, fuck that kid and fuck this show.
I turn it on aaaaaannnnd…..fucking commercials. Thanks, ESPN.
Going back to Westworld now.
The plot seems a bit overwrought. No?
After the last episode I can’t see how they get a third season out of this.
did you watch the Shogunworld episode? give me that as a spin off.
If any of these kids get asked to spell “Kashmir” there’s going to be a riot.
“I am a traveler of both time and space, to be where I have been–”
(Ding)
Did Kevin Love get brain surgery or is that a new haircut?
Shamir
Take that, twbs!
LMFAO. I don’t even have it on right now. I’m guessing this would be funnier if I did…gimme a sec…
which one of these kids pop’s his cherry first?
I’m going with those twin boys double teaming a prep golf team girl at 17.
“Could you elaborate a little more? Please. I beg of you.”
-Jared Fogle
Roulot
Out again!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t21DFnu00Dc
“The National covfefe Bee HIGHlights the Berst and BRIGHEST of our youngEST PeOple.”
-@realDonaldTrump
When French people (and those dirty filthy French Canadians) see Kevin Love’s jersey I bet they say, “Love? But what’s his name?”
Where’s The Maestro when you need him?
Or Weaselo.
oh no the Warriors now only have 3 of the top 25 current players on their team. how will they win now?
Sad that I’m missing the ?. About to take off for another flight. Think of me when a fat kid gets all sweaty.
“I really like playing board games and video games”
NO FUCKING WAY!!!!
“I LIKE WATCHING SPORTS AND PORN”
– Speller Balls
Hey, me too!
They’re still making the losers sit off to the side?
They sit on the loser’s couch and then are whisked off to eat ice cream.
Unfortunately the loser’s couch is a casting couch cast-off.
And you don’t want to know where they get the cream.
Sounds like most of my dates.
Me: “YOU CAN TAKE AWAY MY COTTAGE CHEESE AND CUCUMBER SALAD FROM ME WHEN YOU PRY IT FROM MY COLD DEAD SPOON!”
Everyone: “That drama class is really paying off!” [rolls eyes]
Spell “thespian”
“Thespian. L-E-S…”
(PING!)
Scotchnaut was Joe Flacco this whole time?
I’ll bet this kid can spell “spectrum”
can you use that in a sentence please.
“You are literally falling off the far side of the spectrum, Paul”
I dislike Paul
Ooh, tough break; he’s with us for another round.
Should i watch an exciting contest of wills, with people superior to me with names i cant pronounce or watch the NBA?
Dude Stanley cup isn’t on tonight
Balls right now:
Okay. I got a fun game, what’s the most unique animal you’ve eaten?
(cunninglingus jokes aside.)
I’ve eaten elk. That’s it.
Antelope in S. Africa.
Also snails.
Snake, alligator, rabbit, frog. How weird do ya wanna get?
I don’t know how to match those to the nationalities in Rikki’s sex diary wordbank
I’d say snake is the most unique of those. I’ve had gator rabbit and frog, and they have some reputation for being a delicacy.
Snake though, never heard of that one
snake
Gator, snake, and variety of insects (as an adult, not just when I was four eating ants in the yard)
Rattlesnake, gator, ostrich, elk, moose (shhhhh), escargots, frog, I’ll try anything once.
Cue Meatloaf.
Zebra
I assume if I say “kitten” that….
Well never mind. I’ve never eaten a kitten. As far as you know.
Depends on the type kitten I guess.
We talking common house cat or mountain lion?
Actually I take that back. The term used for the offspring of big cats is typically “cubs”
So now I’m assuming you ate a house cat and we’re just debating how old it was at the time
27
Cougar just doesn’t seem like tWBS’s style.
Camel. Was greasy and tough.
Folks
Cavs in 6
Is Balls competing in the spelling bee?
He’s technically eliminated already, but yes
Three times.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=–hN801Z-u4
Me: Why the fuck is Balls spelling everything?
Everyone else: It’s Balls. He does that kinda shit.
Me: You’re right. Of course, you’re right. My bad.
Put ESPN on. I challenge thee to a spell-off!
North Cakalaky spelling rules?
“Y’all” is a real word, right?
Ceinture
Can I formally request that we refer to JFF as Yukon Johnny while he remains in Canada?
Seconded.
Only if he passes out on an inflatable loon
He needs a beaver pelt hat too
NOT FAIR!
So this is special:
http://www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/id/23645045/nfl-win-total-projections-all-32-teams-2018
If I did my math correctly, taking the over on all but 3 teams mean those 3 teams can’t win more than a combined 4 games this season.
NO VOWELS!
That shit ain’t Welsh
You know, as much as I love Tex mex food, I still have yet to meet a chalupa that I really enjoyed.
I’ve had bad commerical imitations (taco bell) actual restaurant chalupa, and the most reliable of mediums: authentic Mexican cookouts (mmmm tamales))
I guess my point is does anyone know where I can find a good chalupa?
Puebla.
In the states, you’re better off trying a sope. Chalupas have been bastardized too much.
Hey, I had a sope for lunch today. The Mexicans were confused why there was a gringo in their restaurant, but they got over it.
Chalupa eh? That’s what, a tortilla with beans, meat, or cheese?
It’s got a unique dough I just cant seem to get over the taste of
Is that a good thing?
If you really want a chalupa, go to a place that specializes in dishes from Puebla.
Armadillo
Did you mean this as a response to my question?
Cuz I’m having a lot of fun imagining you either meant Amarillo, or I should legitimately try it with armadillo meat
Ha ha! No, that was my smartass spelling of a French word meaning armadillo
Paillasson
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n6G3KukIbzE#t=1m20s
C
No, A
WRONG TWICE!
Vanya should pursue a career in broadcasting. That segment was pretty good.
Just working all late here, don’t mind me.
As others have pointed out (mostly yeahright, I think), by the way, there is no one to hire out there right now.
To be fair, you’re in Arizona…
THAT’S NOT FAIR!
Seriously, there’s no rule against giving an Indian word to an Indian kid?
It’s like asking me to spell michelada.
After how many micheladas?
Vinhatico
Balls’s on a roll!
Holy shit, there’s a speller from Alabama?
He spells from his gut.
Pavillon
YES! I’M NOT THAT DUMB!
I already can’t stand Paul. He seems like he sniffs his farts. Of course, he’s from NoCal.
Carmeniol?
Two for two. I’m out and Simone is out. So much for my predictions…
Hang on, this isn’t the Spalling Bar!
What happened to the hot chick on the broadcast?
MY KANONA!
Already wrong.
Don’t worry, Enya, I would have gotten it wrong too.
Oh that one girl is waaay to excited. Mom forgot to give her the ritalin pill.
Her name is Simone. Watch out for her.
WHO’S READY TO WATCH SOME INDIANS SPELL WORDS NO ONE KNOWS?!?
“CAN’T BELIEVE YOU’RE DISCOUNTING US.”
-A few “Slant Eyes”
Couldn’t Peyton’s wife help with the HGH to get Luck into game shape? Or did he not want to talk about that?
Wacky ending to Wheel tonight.
My fan fiction finally came true!?
Peyton and Tiger hanging out together in 2018 brings to mind a certain scene…
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eOLypkY8LMc