Your “Crab Cakes vs. Skyline Chili AFC North Tussle For The Ages” Thursday Night NFL Open Thread

Local mom and pop restaurants win, your toilet takes one for the team. The above pic is the result of a search for ‘crab chili’ which looks exactly like I had envisioned it. Me? I’m staying away from the spread and betting the over on the prop bet of 2.5 Extra-Strength Zantac’s. There’s never been easier money, folks.

Both these teams are undefeated and impressively so. (even though the Bills and Colts were involved, smh) No team’s future success can be measured by a week 1 result, BUT! Week 2? Teams that win in the second week have a 79% chance of getting to the Super Bowl. The teams that do get there are a staggering 68-15 in the season’s final game. Made-up numbers don’t lie, citizens. How will this tilt turn out? In order to suss that we must go, TO THE GAME!

Bally/Cincy:

The Ravens re-vamped their wr spots and brought in Crabtree, Brown and Snead IV. And don’t you know, each of them scored a TD during the eviscerating of the Bills. Kudos to you, GM of the Ravens whose name I’m too lazy to look up! Speaking of wr’s having a heyday, AJ Green has had Baltimore’s breakfast, lunch, dinner and drank their milkshake over the years. Anyone recall his 10 catch, 227 yards outing back in 2015? If qb Dalton gets even a sniff of mention for the Bengalis ‘Ring of Honor’ or whatever they call it (Brown Stain of Excellence? Barely Up to Par Whirlygig sponsored by Les Nessman?) he’ll have to carry Green in on his shoulders during the ceremony in order to yang the yin of Green carrying him for so many years. LAMAR! did some mopping up last week and the rumorfying going on is that he’ll have a special package delivered to Cincy tonight. We shall see.

 

Let’s make this the most special Thursday night of the year.

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Spanky Datass
Spanky Datass

Kiwikakes!

Mr. Ayo
Mr. Ayo

Is that the sun rising?!?!

theeWeeBabySeamus

Mr. Ayo
Mr. Ayo

Yeah, it’s now bedtime

theeWeeBabySeamus

Gotta go fire up the chainsaw and clear some shit out.
Yay….I love my chainsaw.

Go to bed Ayo.

Mr. Ayo
Mr. Ayo

SOON!

theeWeeBabySeamus

theeWeeBabySeamus

Mr. Ayo
Mr. Ayo

theeWeeBabySeamus

theeWeeBabySeamus

theeWeeBabySeamus

Mr. Ayo
Mr. Ayo

theeWeeBabySeamus

DO NOT SEND ME DOWN A PHIL COLLINS RABBIT HOLE.
(dammit…too late)
((you’re a jerk))

Mr. Ayo
Mr. Ayo

That’s a perfectly fine rabbit hole to spelunk. Lubed or not.

theeWeeBabySeamus

In all seriousness, a friend of mine (still lives in Baltimore area) emailed me earlier and told me to be safe.

I told her if none of the stupid shit I’ve done in my life up until now has been able to kill me, a little wind and rain sure as shit wouldn’t do the job.

Mr. Ayo
Mr. Ayo

It’s good to be loved. And take care of yourself and your family. Wind and rain can be bad.

theeWeeBabySeamus

Yeah, I’ve taken precautions and weather proofed everything. Looks like it’s mostly gonna swing around us. We won’t get anything catastrophic here.

Mr. Ayo
Mr. Ayo

Well, you won’t get to kick the shit out of WV.

theeWeeBabySeamus

Nope. We deftly avoided that humiliating national teevee loss.

theeWeeBabySeamus

Mr. Ayo
Mr. Ayo

Mr. Ayo
Mr. Ayo

Welp, just me and fading seamus. I’m just going to do my on djing now.

Mr. Ayo
Mr. Ayo

Mr. Ayo
Mr. Ayo

theeWeeBabySeamus

Rut Roh, sounds like something big just fell on the roof.
Still got electricity tho. FUCK YOU HURRICANE, COME AND GET ME YOU PUSSY BITCH!!!!!

Mr. Ayo
Mr. Ayo

Ain’t no wind nor water can tear down a … (googles nc state) WOLFPACK!
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