This is just a reminder that Halloween is only one week away, and with it, our annual collection of SPOOKY NFL STORIES! Here are some of the classics from previous years.
In 2015, the theme was “Spooky Texans Stories”:
I WOULD LIKE A SELFIE by WCS
In the Dome of Dementia by Pickettscharge
Don’t Turn on the Lights by Duchess
The Price of the Cost by Blaxabbath
The Dirk Half by Rikki-Tikki-Deadly
The Texans Hichhiker by Darkest Timeline Zack Morris
The Tale of the Texan by FMWarner
SELFIEMAN by MikeWallaceandGromit
The Monkey’s Paw: A Texan Tale by Doktor Zymm
The Texan Football Experiment by MakeItSnow
The #Humblebragger by Horatio Cornblower
Tomorrow, we’ll check in and see what 2016 held!
Clicking back through these, I now realize I accidentally copied Horatio in copying the Simpsons and others in copying Edgar Allen Poe.
I’m glad I never use others’ themes for inspiration….. or far more common for some who use my login; is to outright steal material without credit.
Off topic; this video appear to be popular with the ladies.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=18&v=bmxubrhW9fc
Judging by this list, writing a Halloween DFO post means a higher chance of getting disappeared.
We never find anything like they do in Turkey.
The NFL is ancient and unknowable, and we play with fire when we fuck with them like we do at the peak of their unnatural powers.
They were able to find a KSK Kommentor in a bog in Norway who was really hard on the Brett Favre narrative of “just having fun out there, like a kid.”
May be mummified, but still ready to kiss Suzy.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=102&v=nbvG_iP9hxw
sweet, a clip/montage show.
/gets popcorn
Reading back on I Would Like A Selfie is a reminder of just how quick things change in pro football. Former 6th round pick turned Memphis Express QB, Zack Mettenberger only haunts the NFL from this classic [DFO] piece.
“Personal foul, roughing the passer, number number 52 Green Bay.”
-Ref
“Place $75,000 fine toward James Harrison.”
-Rog