Something Wicked This Way Comes…

This is just a reminder that Halloween is only one week away, and with it, our annual collection of SPOOKY NFL STORIES!  Here are some of the classics from previous years.

In 2015, the theme was “Spooky Texans Stories”:

I WOULD LIKE A SELFIE by WCS

In the Dome of Dementia by Pickettscharge

Don’t Turn on the Lights by Duchess

The Price of the Cost by Blaxabbath

The Dirk Half by Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

The Texans Hichhiker by Darkest Timeline Zack Morris

The Tale of the Texan by FMWarner

SELFIEMAN by MikeWallaceandGromit

The Monkey’s Paw: A Texan Tale by Doktor Zymm

The Texan Football Experiment by MakeItSnow

The #Humblebragger by Horatio Cornblower

Tomorrow, we’ll check in and see what 2016 held!

 

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BrettFavresColonoscopy

Clicking back through these, I now realize I accidentally copied Horatio in copying the Simpsons and others in copying Edgar Allen Poe.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

I’m glad I never use others’ themes for inspiration….. or far more common for some who use my login; is to outright steal material without credit.

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Off topic; this video appear to be popular with the ladies.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=18&v=bmxubrhW9fc

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Judging by this list, writing a Halloween DFO post means a higher chance of getting disappeared.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

We never find anything like they do in Turkey.

entropy

The NFL is ancient and unknowable, and we play with fire when we fuck with them like we do at the peak of their unnatural powers.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

They were able to find a KSK Kommentor in a bog in Norway who was really hard on the Brett Favre narrative of “just having fun out there, like a kid.”

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

May be mummified, but still ready to kiss Suzy.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Game Time Decision

sweet, a clip/montage show.
/gets popcorn

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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blaxabbath

Reading back on I Would Like A Selfie is a reminder of just how quick things change in pro football. Former 6th round pick turned Memphis Express QB, Zack Mettenberger only haunts the NFL from this classic [DFO] piece.

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

“Personal foul, roughing the passer, number number 52 Green Bay.”

-Ref

“Place $75,000 fine toward James Harrison.”

-Rog