2018 Quotables – Week 8 (Results)

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I sat on a jury years ago, 2nd degree attempted murder case. One day the defendant wore sneakers with his suit to court. It was that day I knew he was guilty.
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Week 8 fools. Season’s about halfway over and, rather than punishing myself with OAK/SF, I am punishing myself with Star Wars 8. I sure don’t remember the earlier ones being this bad but, who knows, maybe they were. I’ll just say this though, Luke Skywalker sure became a dick. I mean, he’s hanging out having a pretty good gig with lots of peace, free time, and gorgeous surroundings void of, most importantly, other people. Then, just because other people are enjoying the force even though his best days are behind him, he decides to be all involved-but-not-involved to the point that you’re just like, “Whatever bro. You did you and now just let everyone else do their thing without your commentary.”

So what ends up being the moral of the story? Just say your goodbyes while you’re still on top and walk away. Maybe someone will be a better force sensitive than you, maybe they won’t. You just do you and then go vanish.

So, anyways, you all did quite good this week. I recommend anyone looking for a chuckle go ahead and review the submissions because, frankly, there were a lot of good ones. And with that said, please enjoy your Week 8 Quotables results below.


“THIS DAD, I CALL HIM THE INTENSIVE CARE BEAR, BECAUSE BASED ON HIS SIZE AND LOCATION, THAT’S WHERE HE SPENDS A LOT OF TIME.” -Low Commander of the Super Soldiers

“Leave it to a Bills fan to finally figure out what has been obvious to the rest of the world for years.” -ArmedandHammered

“What percentage of Arizona voters do you think assumed the two guys in suits had the titles of ‘warden’ and ‘assistant warden’?” -Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

“Those are the most careless Texans with a stray ball since Lance Armstrong.”-SonOfSpam

” I felt a disturbance in the internet, as if thousands of Fantasy Football players shouted out, and were then silenced.” -LemonJello

“It’s great to see that the NFL’s inclusion training is finally taking hold on the field. /jazz hands” -Game Time Decision

“The Hue Jackson Highlight Reel had to end some time.” -BrettFavresColonoscopy

“Oh, for the sweet release of cholera.” -nomonkeyfun

 

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I sat on a jury years ago, 2nd degree attempted murder case. One day the defendant wore sneakers with his suit to court. It was that day I knew he was guilty.
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BrettFavresColonoscopy

THIS GUY BLAXABBATH, I CALL HIM THE BFC VERSION OF A TREKKIE BECAUSE HE LOVES MY MATERIAL BUT NOT NECESSARILY THE JOKES I THINK ARE FUNNIEST

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Like this comment, which is not my best work.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Senor Weaselo

Fun fact: I lost to Shogun by 6.34 points, or just small enough that if Gurley had scored I would have won.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Oh wow, yeah. 6 points for the touchdown plus 0.4 for the yardage…damn.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

I think LemonJello gets top marks from me this week.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

OH REARRY!

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LemonJello
LemonJello

You are too kind.
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