Week 8 fools. Season’s about halfway over and, rather than punishing myself with OAK/SF, I am punishing myself with Star Wars 8. I sure don’t remember the earlier ones being this bad but, who knows, maybe they were. I’ll just say this though, Luke Skywalker sure became a dick. I mean, he’s hanging out having a pretty good gig with lots of peace, free time, and gorgeous surroundings void of, most importantly, other people. Then, just because other people are enjoying the force even though his best days are behind him, he decides to be all involved-but-not-involved to the point that you’re just like, “Whatever bro. You did you and now just let everyone else do their thing without your commentary.”

So what ends up being the moral of the story? Just say your goodbyes while you’re still on top and walk away. Maybe someone will be a better force sensitive than you, maybe they won’t. You just do you and then go vanish.

So, anyways, you all did quite good this week. I recommend anyone looking for a chuckle go ahead and review the submissions because, frankly, there were a lot of good ones. And with that said, please enjoy your Week 8 Quotables results below.