I sat on a jury years ago, 2nd degree attempted murder case. One day the defendant wore sneakers with his suit to court. It was that day I knew he was guilty.
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submissions. Great work as always except for, as with the Powerball, those of you don’t play. If you don’t play, you can’t win. Dez learned this lesson for Week 10 as he heads to New Orleans to cancer-up that locker room; you should learn it/cancer-up stuff too.
“Oompa, Loompah, doopity-do. I have another riddle for you. What do you do with the ball on the one? Call for a pass instead of a run. Oompah, Loompah, doopity-deems Jet fuel can’t melt…steel…beams!” -LemonJello
“How am I supposed to catch the ball with all this chicken grease on it?” -nomonkeyfun
“Rodgers (audibling): VONN, VONN, VONN!!” -ballsofsteelandfury
“’Honey, you can’t have another Jaguar. With Paul Allen’s death, my Microsoft shares dropped four points. Why, we may not be able to spend three weeks in Aspen like usual.’ — Season Ticket Holder Since 2015″ –Beerguyrob
What the fuck was that? A performance by the Wu-Tang Can-Can? -ArmedandHammered
“Usually it’s the native that’s trying to collect scalps.” -LemonJello
“Thomas tried to call Joe Horn, whose cell phone was shut off for non-payment.” -BrettFavresColonoscopy
“I haven’t seen somebody get so wrecked at their own 42 since myself on my birthday last year.” -Rikki-Tikki-Deadly