2019 [DFO] Banner Tournament: The Saucy 16, Day 1

Senor Weaselo

Senor Weaselo

Senor Weaselo plays the violin. He tucks it right under his chin. When he isn’t doing that, he enjoys watching his teams (Yankees, Jets, Knicks, and Rangers), trying to ingest enough capsaicin to make himself breathe fire (it hasn’t happened yet), and scheming to acquire the Bryant Park zamboni.
Senor Weaselo

This tournament started at the beginning of the month with 64 of the best banners that we found archived, whether elsewhere on the Internet or by us, from the first three years of this website. Some of course may differ from the 64 chosen if they had their own list. Some were lost to the annals of time and if you have any banners that you’ve screencapped please let me know and send it to me at a later date, preferably with a timestamp. Those will go into next year’s pool, possibly with any banners left on the bubble, of which there were a few.

We’ve quartered the bracket. There are 16 left. This is the Saucy 16, the what the hell are regional semifinals.

A win here, and it’s the Ice Milk Eight, your what the hell are regional finals. A win there, and it’s off to the Penultimate Four. It isn’t final, after all. Two wins from there to the championship, and the glory and immortality that comes with it. I don’t know how much glory and immortality that actually is, but it is my job to hype it, so it better be a lot.

This is the BLEERGH Regional Semis!

BLEERGH Regional Semifinal

  • 1. “Aaron Hernandez (neck) out indefinitely” (80%, 28 Votes)
  • 4. “These Georgia Bulldogs, I call him [sic] David Carradine because last night on their way to a successful climax, they choked to death and died.” (20%, 7 Votes)

Total Voters: 35

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BLEERGH Regional Semifinal

  • 6. “Flyers-Capitals is beginning to resemble a GOP debate, right down to a black guy getting punched out and then thrown out by the authorities.” (51%, 18 Votes)
  • 10. “That thing went from 9% completed to 90% completed faster than me when I lost my virginity.” (49%, 17 Votes)

Total Voters: 35

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Vote and watch the JV hoops!

Senor Weaselo
Senor Weaselo
Senor Weaselo plays the violin. He tucks it right under his chin. When he isn't doing that, he enjoys watching his teams (Yankees, Jets, Knicks, and Rangers), trying to ingest enough capsaicin to make himself breathe fire (it hasn't happened yet), and scheming to acquire the Bryant Park zamboni.
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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

These are close.

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Low Commander of the Super Soldiers

I’m waiting for a train and a man just walked by me on the platform and muttered “52’s the Mike” to himself.

Trent Green has seen better days, man.

rockingdog
rockingdog

found a dick joke:
(wait until the end)

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

I think all of the entries from the RCC (Rikki Commenting Conference) have now been eliminated from the tournament.

Low Commander of the Super Soldiers

Oh I thought you wrote all four of those.