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- Better Know A South American Euros Participant – Chile – June 6, 2019
- Better Know A South American Euros Participant – Colombia – June 3, 2019
Pardon me, but I have nothing to say!
#6(E) Maryland (+3, +135) v. #3(E) LSU (12:10, CBS)
Well, two sides I didn’t expect to do anything at all. Now one will make the Powdered Donut Round. I don’t much care for that. Full national game, so have a book ready.
#7(MW) Wofford (+5, +185) v. #2(MW) Kenfucky (2:40, CBS)
The Ashley Judd crowd shots get more and more meh by the year. Such is the relentless march of time. Oh, and Wofford gon’ die.
#10(W) Florida (+6.5, +240) v. #2(W) Michigan (5:15, CBS)
The ghost of many Citrus Bowls’ past says HAI. First match-up of the day that should actually lead to competitive, fun hoopsball. Or if not, at least you don’t have to watch this 2nd half.
#12(W) Murray State (+4.5, +165) v. #4(W) Florida State (6:10, TNT)
Also, I really like both of these sides. THIS should have been a full national selection.
#9(W) Baylor (+14, +950) v. #1(W) Gonzaga (7:10, TBS)
Stupid SillyCuse, YOU were supposed to be here, and YOU were supposed to take down Tallest Midget Gonzaga. BayBay? This will just not do.
#10 (MW) Minnesota (+10.5, +475) v. #2(MW) Michigan State (7:45, CBS)
Am I boldly predicting an upset here?
#6(S) Villanova (+3.5, +155) v. #3(S) Purdue (8:40, TNT)
Is it an upset if 90% of viewers and analysts expect it to happen? A bit esoteric, but I trust y’all to handle the academic rigor.
#5(MW) Auburn (-2.5, -145) v. #4(MW) Kansas (9:40, TBS)
Will the last one up PLEASE remember to load the dishwasher and turn off the lights? Also, FUCK KANSAS. And FUCK BILL SELF.