Your “Get Off My Damn Lawn!” Saturday Evening Open Thread

Beerguyrob

Beerguyrob

A Canadian man-child of indeterminate age, he stays young by selling alcohol at sporting events and yelling at the patrons he serves. Their rage nourishes his soul, and their tips pay for his numerous trips to various sporting events.
Beerguyrob

It’s 4/20 this weekend, and this shit is being played live withing listening distance of my house:

As has been established, I’m a drinker, not a toker,

so, I’ve fucked off to my brother’s in Seattle, with the good scotch. Hope y’all are having a good long weekend.


Tonight’s sports:

  • NHL:
    • Jets at Blues – 7:00PM | NBCSN / CBC / Sportsnet
    • Hurricanes at Capitals – 8:00PM | NBC / Sportsnet1
  • NBA:
    • Bucks at Pistons – 8:00PM | ESPN / TSN
    • Rockets at Jazz – 10:30PM | ESPN / TSN
  • MLB:
    • Dodgers at Brewers – 7:00PM | FS1
  • MLS:
    • Toronto FC vs. Minnesota – 8:00PM | TSN2
    • Orlando vs. Whitecaps FC – 10:00PM | TSN2

I’m coming home Sunday afternoon, too late to help clean; just in time for family dinner. THE PERFECT CRIME!

Beerguyrob
Beerguyrob
A Canadian man-child of indeterminate age, he stays young by selling alcohol at sporting events and yelling at the patrons he serves. Their rage nourishes his soul, and their tips pay for his numerous trips to various sporting events.
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h

ttps://giant.gfycat.com/SpectacularImmediateHectorsdolphin.mp4

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I just saw this joke and nearly passed out from laughing so hard.

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The Angie Varona photos are the most recent. There are 13. Breaking up the link for NSFW and other reasons.

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ttp://www.image-bugs.com/j3scribe

BrettFavresColonoscopy

This wedding sucked

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They all do.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

– Robert Stark

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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yeah right

I am higher than Walter Cronkite.

Mr. Ayo
Mr. Ayo

And that’s the way it is.

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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It’s kind of funny Angie Varona grew up to become a lawyer but is also still an instathot. Ah, Florida.

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Mr. Ayo
Mr. Ayo

I’d allow her to adjudicate my groin.

Senor Weaselo

She did? Good for—I mean, I HAVE NO IDEA WHO THAT IS.

yeah right

Mandatory

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Okay so I’ve decided I won’t be working out tomorrow, which clears me to drink to excess tonight. Not sure I will, but it’s on the menu.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Man, that pizza was good…

Mr. Ayo
Mr. Ayo

But not as good as the payment method?

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RTD has the fastest hands in the west after Lindsey Vonn.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
WCS

Oh, God. He’s going to smash it in a pill-induced meltdown after the Clots lose to miss the playoffs next season.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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/TOM BRADY CUMS. HARD.

WCS

I KNEW there was a joke to make about that, but, I’m at my sister-in-laws, and for some backwards thinking, I volunteered to watch the kids, and I just didn’t have time to figure one out.
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This is why all the best comedians are pathetic losers and loners with serious mental problems. I’m made of time.

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

They have talent.

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Pfft. Talent.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

The guy in that gif is how I would expect the Patrician from the Discworld series to look if he wore modern suits.

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That’s probably intentional. He’s Leonardo Leonardo from the Clerks cartoon, voiced by Alec Baldwin.