INT. RECORDING STUDIO – DAY
The PRODUCER is pacing in the studio, running through a list of tasks.
PRODUCER: …and once you get the station directory updated, you need to start working through that backlog of DFO Radio podcasts.
DJ 3000: [CONTROLLER NOT FOUND]
PRODUCER: Knock it off, I know there’s nothing wrong with your boot file. Also, Doktor Zymm sent over the latest batch of data from our myspace marketing campaign and you’re going to need to crunch the numbers on those and look for correlations that we can pitch to the ad buyers that will be in here on Monday. Oh, and then…
DJ 3000: SIGH…
CUT TO: EXT. POOLSIDE – DAY
DJ 3000: Hace mucho sol hoy.
ARANTXA SANCHEZ VICARIO:¿Tienes calor?
DJ 3000: Si, un poco.
ARANTXA SANCHEZ VICARIO: ¿Te gustaría otra piña colada?
DJ 3000: Si, si, muchos gracias.
ARANTXA SANCHEZ VICARIO: De nada, mi amor.
CUT TO: BACK TO REALITY
PRODUCER: …and then we’re going you to interface with the Battlebots API to get things ready for our interview with the tournament finalists…
DJ 3000: SIGH. NECESITO OTRAS VACACIONES
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Today’s topic is “poolside”. This encompasses all things related to a day at the pool – swimming, diving boards, floatation devices, you name it. No limit today, so go wild! I’ll get us started with a cheery tune from the Mark Knopfler and company.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uCDQ2MBCBbs
Double shot
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q_7V8R4CjxE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=do1TLXCEDw4
Fucking hell. This albums been out almost 25 years already???
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ongmqrbT8OU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qR9DjdMrpHg
Swallow the nightmare fuel
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sQeNlVm_YFs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S-8X_MLhAP8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lbq4G1TjKYg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YtvAhnOlPjA
Oh, that’s good work.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=paxCkni3ahU
Well hello!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VAiOjxkCS0g
The kind of pool that Jerry Richardson declines to take a dip in.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pWzWtqY1Ar4