They said it could never happen but it did. Scads and mega-scads of images of girlycakes are gone from your device, scrubbed North Korea-style. No more fulsome buttocks to waggle your tongue at. Pert nipples peaking out of a flimsy cotton chemise? Done. Lithesome shoulders revealed by a tank top? Over. Legs that go on and on and on? Off.
Some “others” will be affected as well. Pics of the tail-end of sheep? Sorry Liam, that’s now history. Car exhaust pipes? Nada. The empty eye sockets of the recently deceased? Zilcho.
So what does that leave us with? Preseason frickin’ football. I don’t like this any more than you do, but we’ve no choice. TO THE GAMES!
Buf/Car:
Do you need an un-hackable password? I’d suggest it involve the last names of the current Bills wr’s. I mean, you might get lucky with ‘Jones’ but after that it’s a shit-show. In the last round of your fantasy draft you might consider Devin Singletary-he’s the latest flavour at rb. I think that starting about eight games into the season he’ll be the guy in a run-heavy O. Once he starts, oldsters McCoy and Gore can think back on opportunities in their youth that they missed. I should have kissed Penelope under the alder tree that day in the late 1890’s. She batted her eyelashes and everything! How did I miss that?
Chi/NYG:
Training camp wunderkind for the Jizziants is udfa te C.J. Conrad. He turned down a higher paycheque from the Pats so that he could foist his talents in The Jersey. Of course he’s catching every damn ball thrown his way and blocking like a man-beast. He’ll be offered a rookie contract and one of either Simonson (who?) or Ellison (what?) will get cut. Stashing him on the practice squad is not an option because players have to pass waivers beforehand and there’s a certain malevolent presence nearby that would claim him posthaste.
Mia/T.B.
I just don’t get how rb K. Drake is rated so far ahead of K. Ballage in fantasy. Last year Drake was ‘the guy’ and 35 year-old insurance policy Frank Gore (see above) ended up getting 36 more carries than him. And now the logic is ‘now that the old guy is gone, Drake is going to town’. That ain’t make no sense! Ballage will have the job halfway through the year.
If there are some survivors of “The Great Cleansing” out there, feel free to share what you were able to stow away on your frag-resistant devices.
As always, enjoy tonight’s offerings, if you dare….
Evening. Two things about that Geelong-Brisbane game–
1) Wow.
2) Balls, I can’t be the only one that noticed the blonde with the off the shoulder look in the crowd shot after the goal with 1:24 remaining, right?
1- Indeed.
2- No, you weren’t.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fC26XpXjSVw
Thought process: 1965 we don’t have a war and we’ve got too many lunkheads. So let’s start a war. 1983 we’ve got an over abundance of people out of work. Let’s start a war. We’ve got way too many people to make our economy work.
Let’s start a war.
Now?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r99iHelKAFc
As I’ve been saying for 2 years, Wag the Dog sucked.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YXwYJyrKK5A
For some inexplicable reason I’ve been watching the Game Show Network for the past week.
Did you guys know that that both Carlton and Turk are now game show hosts?
Is it wrong I was hoping she was going to fall off the stage at the end of the spin?
Fall into yer lap? I thought you fantasize redheads?!?
I don’t discriminate. If she wants to fall into my lap, my lap is open to it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bmuk2Es8pF4
Evening lizard people. Caught up on the BattleBots.
Senor!
I should probably get to writing down this brainstorming that I’ve been trying to do for a couple days.
Brainstorming of what sort…..tWBS asks with trepidation.
SFF fiction nonsense
Steam punk or more Asimov?
Cyberpunk
If you want to get an audience for your writing throw something at us. I like to think that we are a springboard for verbal/literary expulsion.
I’ll co-author or sponsor. Bring on that shit Hemmingway!
Also Royal Road is a good place to expose your work to the masses, plus you will get criticism. I’ve read some really good stuff there and some stuff that should have never seen the light of day.
https://www.royalroad.com/home
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f355mHLyhM0
Pre-tatoo R. Reid?!?
Jada Stevens
THINGS HAVE GOTTEN REALLY WEIRD AROUND HERE TONIGHT.
Oh there you are!
Wouldn’t trade these nutjobs for anything.
And when I say “nutjob” I don’t mean….well, never mind.
This Guy!
This Fucking Guy!
Hey, you know me. My brain goes where it goes. It’s not like I have control.
Love you my brother.
Right back at ya.
Honest Question….
I hadn’t cut my hair or shaved in over a month.
But I was recently told (totally not by the former tWLS allegedly) that I look good when I am disheveled.
Is that a compliment?
Only if they dropped a quarter in your guitar case.
I’ll bet your a big Kris Kristofferson fan.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vbqGWTxwZEA
LOL. Not really. But I looked in the mirror one morning and it wasn’t too different.
alright.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YDbS5Fmk3LY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i8dh9gDzmz8
PERMA BAN
Just got back from Angel Stadium. Trout hit one to dead center about 430 feet. And the Angels lost 7-2 to the White Sox. On the plus side, it was an absolutely perfect evening in the OC. On balance, a good night. And the Angels suck.
I’d give tWBS’s left nut to watch a losing team with Trout in the lineup.
LOL. My left nut is honored for the thought.
He already gave it to some weed dealer who promised to treasure it.
It was ground up and smoked an hour later.
LMFAO
Sorry, man,..you told me that in confidence, but it was important to share it as a cautionary tale. How’s the neuticle working out?
Also, Bill Walton was in the house for some reason, and that’s always a net positive.
I’m afraid to talk about weather.
We never get away this easy.
Gotta tell ya, it was perfect.
When you factor in the general adjustment to the gulf stream and the melting of the ice caps it’s going to increase your marine layer and have periodic adjustments to your thermal flow.
I can deal with marine layer all year long.
Beach life problems.
No doubt. The long-term outlook is so fucked right now, I just hope that Trump’s enough of an abortion to keep the GOP out of power for the next generation, and maybe we can mitigate this damage a tiny bit. Probably way too optimistic.
We gots to vote.
Spread the word.
God knows there are so many simpletons out there.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M4TMFCDfS5A
So what’s the over/under on when Automatic (which owns WordPress) allows porn back on Tumblr?
I’ll take whatever the odds are on 0.00%
Leslie Easterbrooke had nice cans.
She always struck me (no pun intended) as someone who would (and could) kick my ass.
This post is an attempt to get the most down votes ever. If you don’t know how to down vote, send a message to Seamus. Thanks and god bless.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NUTGr5t3MoY
That’s a bit too on the nose visualization of my contributions here.
Thank goodness it didn’t come out brown.
Or green.
I don’t know how to downvote. I just know I’ve probably gotten them the most ever in history on Request Line.
Well deserved
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DmeUuoxyt_E
Folks! Pay attention. I downvoted this (deservedly so) by click the link to the right of the number.
Please review my original post and click accordingly. Thanks and god bless.
Hehehehehehe
Can we autoban anyone who posts Green Day and/or likes Green Day videos?
I, for one, would totally be for this motion.
I need to learn how to downvote.
Watch and learn rookie.
Ha….there it is!!!!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PaxCM_UKOFA
Did you know that asshole is back with his ex wife that sold the team?
Pro tip: Not talking about Mr. Jenkins.
Oh he’s a con man too . . .
I mean, you’re not wrong.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mLyOj_QD4a4
Hike?
On two! Or one. Or three. Now!
So 20 minutes in it’s turned into a documentary about the director being pissed off that Jonathan let another crew start filming another documentary at the same time. Not sure what to make of this. Also, a very disappointing lack of available Amazing Johnathan gifs.
https://i.imgur.com/mrtWJuZ.mp4
http://66.media.tumblr.com/a678d42a6ab5deab54cabb0583dc0b5b/tumblr_ndz33mqIYA1r7jcmio1_500.gif
This strikes me as hilarious.
PHRASING.
I see your Zooey and I raise you an Emily
It can be both, at least in my head it is both, not on the same night because then that would be a banned word, but you know.
Oh shit. Hulu has an Amazing Jonathan doc. Time to have a sad.
I’m looking up hotels in Montreal, and there’s a neighborhood called “Gay Town.”
Chinatown is phenomenal there. Stay around there. Easy access to everything. Like Gay town but different.
“they’re still homos but with slanty eyes”
Yeah, but that’s french. If you translate it to freedom language its, um, the same thing.
NTTAWT
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Only cowards edit. Own your comments.
Strangely Montreal’s ‘la ville du homosexuel’ has a burgeoning evangelical scene!
WHO RUN GAY TOWN?
“Give me one reason why I shouldn’t cut you.”
Magary has had enough of Big Mayo’s shit
I’M ON A DIET!!!
Australian chick with a knife?
Imma go sit in the corner.
it scares me a bit how erotic I finds this (and explains my dating history)
She’s just finishing up the steak. You’re all good.
Crème brûlée?
It can be both.
Whatever she wants, really.
Unfortunately the last time someone ripped off their lab coat like that was the proctologist, commonly known as Dr. Thumbs, it only hurt at first.
We’re supposed to have storms again tomorrow.
I’d storm that beach.
I’d borm that steach.
Barca lost to a weak side today, and Bayern drew at home to a mediocre one. Is futbol season!!!
Did the the Lyon result make you Angery…
yeah, missed that bet by just a sconch
Athletic is actually not a weak side. Definitely not at home either.
PUPPIES!
“What floor?”
I’m going down!
It’s not gay if you’re receiving.
-Santa